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Boys. Okay, let's get one thing straight first. I have no problem with boys. I am heterosexual. I have friends who are guys. They're cool.

They're confusing as hell though.

So. Anecdote time. In elementary school, there was this boy who liked me. He happened to tell me this at the pool, where my sister and I promptly prelates him with golf balls(my sister had good aim, if you know what I mean).
Four years later - yes, four - he asked me out. So, being thoroughly uninterested, I politely turned him down. It has been more than a year. We go to different schools. He asked me out two weeks ago.

Like dude. No. Go away.

Anyway, another anecdote time! This one's about my friend.

So I have this friend. Let's call her Laine. Laine and I are friends with a boy - let's call him Tommy. We do a lot of activities as a trio; go out for pizza, trick-or-treating, sportsball games we're not really interested in, and movies. So a few weeks ago, Tommy asked Laine if she wanted to go see a movie. However, on the day he had asked about Laine and I had plans to go to a sportsball game. A few days after being asked(she didn't go), Laine realized that Tommy hadn't asked me or any of our other friends to the movie. So now she's all confused and stuff. Yeah.

Basically, now Laine realized she likes Tommy, but Tommy hasn't really talked to her since he asked. Actually, we're pretty sure that he's been avoiding her. Ugh. People.

Also I'm the only one of our friends who knows that Laine likes Tommy, and we recently found out that our other 'friend' - I'll call her Jane - likes Tommy as well. I say 'friend' because she's annoying but Laine and I really only hang out with her because our other friends like her, because good friends hang out with people they don't really like for other friends. I'll get into that in another chapter.

Moral of my life story is: Boys are confusing little shits. If you're a boy, you're not shit(necessarily), you're probably just confusing as shit.

Man that paragraph cursed a lot.

Not really.

Now, on to another topic because I have the attention span of my ELA teacher(not very long).

So I'm on backstage crew for my school play, and rehearsal is from 5:30 to 9:30 every night. For two weeks. I'm dead. Please let me sleep.

Opening night was Thursday, and the play went from 6:00(call time) to 9:30. Better than rehearsal, but still. I'm dead tired.

In other news, a friend of mine entered a raffle our school was having for concert tickets and she won, so that's good for her. Meanwhile, I had a computer science test. Literally meanwhile. They made a loudspeaker announcement about it during the test.

Alright, I'm tired af now, I don't even know why I'm still awake. It's after 11. Goodnight peeps!

Hand nakedness behave  be E goal  hw sie. Beans be sk . Due e Bebe is wow end end.

*thank you autocorrect for that final statement, it was beautiful*