Hey I think I just came up with a new AU! The Beatles as different famous monsters! All of them being fat as well! First off we have John!

He's an incubus that loves to flirt with everyone, especially his marshmallow boyfriend George. (I'll refer to George as the Marshmallow Vampire now). His wings may seem useless as he looks much too fat to fly, but they're strong enough to carry him short distances.

And now for Paul!

He's an adorable, chocolate colored werewolf! He loves showing off how enormous butt and refuses to howl, he prefers to sing silly love songs at the moon. He and George were childhood friends, they visit each other as often as possible, so long as Paul brought lots of blood to share.

And last but not least, Ringo!!

Here he is as Toho's most famous kaiju! He's twice the size of the other monster Beatles, which he loves because they always used to pick on him for being small. He only uses his atomic breath to make his favorite meal, nuclear fish flambé with a side of office buildings. Also I didn't give him a belly button because he's a reptile. Reptiles don't have them.