Me: Hey, guys! 

Anna of Cleves: HI!

Usnavi: Yo!

Hamilton: Hello!

Lafayette: Bonjour!

J.D.: (Waves, sips Slurpee)

Me: Welcome to--

Anne of Cleves:...the haus! To the haus of Holbein...

The queens: JA!!!

Me: Um... queens, I DO love myself some Six, but we need to get this episode started. 

King George: Well, get on with it, already!

Heather C.: Yeah!

Me: Okay, today's request is from SamBam260.

Laurens: Ooh! Video games. What will we play?

Philip: All right!

Me: So, I hooked up a Wii U to the TV, and we will be playing Mario Kart 8.

Heather D.: Mario Kart? (Scoffs) Lame!

Me: And just for that, it's off to the timeout corner. Veronica, will you do the honors?

Veronica: Gladly! (Drags Heather to the timeout corner)

Lafayette: Well, I'm glad SHE'S not playing!

Me: (Turns on the TV and puts on Mario Kart) So, we will be playing Mario Kart, four at a time. I will use Wheel Decide, and one person from each musical will play.  Okay, first of all, who does NOT want to play?

Angelica, Eliza, Peggy, King George, Katherine Howard: Me. I don't like video games.

Me: Okay, anybody else? No? Okay. On my laptop, I have four tabs for Wheel Decide, and I'll spin them and tell you guys who goes first. Each set of four people will play once, and we will play until everyone who wants to play has played. Okay...from Team Hamilton, we have Madison! (Gives Madison a controller)

Madison: Who, me?

Me: Yep! From Team Heathers, we have Heather M.! (Gives Heather a controller)

Heather M.: Awesome! Wow!

King George: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!

Me: And from Team Heights, we have Sonny! (Gives Sonny a controller)

Sonny: WHOO! 

Me: And the queen who will be playing is... Parr! (Gives Parr a controller)

Catherine Parr: WHOOP!

King George: GO, PARR, REPRESENT US BRITISH ROYALTY!

Me: Okay... moving on. First, you guys will need to choose a character.

Madison: I'll be Luigi, I guess...

Sonny: I call Mario!

Catherine Parr: I'll be Daisy!

Heather M.:...and I'll be Peach!

Me: (Timeskip) Okay, guys, y'all know the controls! 3...2...1... go!

Sonny: (under his breath) No pare, sigue, sigue!

Usnavi and Benny: Go, Sonny, go!

Catherine Parr: Whoo! I'm crusin' along in first place! (Sees Sonny catching up to her) Not on my watch!

Sonny: (Throws a turtle shell at Parr, whose car flips over) Ha! First place!

Catherine Parr: Wha--?

Madison: Oh, I'm neck and neck with Heather!

Heather M.: Ugh! Yeah! 

Sonny: Yeah, first place, baby! (Gets hit by Ye Dreaded Blue Shell™) WHAT THE---

Usnavi: (Blows air horn)

Peggy: Oof... poor Sonny!

Catherine Parr: (Cruising past Sonny) Ha-ha! 

Me: Is he that competitive?

Usnavi: Yeah, he once threw the Wii Remote at the TV when he was playing a pretty intense game of Mario Kart with me and Benny.

Benny: (Nods)

Lafayette: That must have been interesting...

Madison: Oof... (Focuses back to the game) Yay, third place (Gets hit by a green shell) Aw, man!

(Timeskip to when everyone crosses the finish line)

Me: ...Aaaand, that leads us to Parr, first place, Madison, second, and Sonny, third.

Sonny: Humph! That was rigged!

Vanessa: Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night...

Me: Okay, next round! Will Burr, Veronica, Benny, and Seymour come up? (Hands them controllers) Do you guys want new characters, or...

Burr: Oh, that's okay, we'll use these ones.

(Timeskip)

Burr: Whoop! First place already! (Slips on a banana peel) No!!!

Benny: (Cruises past him) Ha! I'm the Mario Kart king of el barrio!

Veronica: And I'm catching up, muchacho!

Usnavi: GO, BENNY! WIN FOR US!

(Benny and Veronica are neck and neck)

Veronica: (Gritting teeth) 

Jane Seymour: Ugh! I need to catch up!

Burr: I'm getting first place back!

Jane Seymour: (Gets a Bullet Bill) WHOO-HOO! I'M CATCHING UP!

(Timeskip)
Me: Okay, it's Seymour for first place, Benny, second, Burr, third, and Veronica... fourth?

Veronica: Whatever, I didn't get much sleep last night.

Me: Will Jefferson, J.D., Nina, and Boleyn come up?

Anne Boleyn: WHOOP! LET'S GO! I WILL CRUSH ANYBODY WHO--

Me: No time for long speeches! Let's get on with it!

(Timeskip)

Jefferson: ..and just like that, I start with first place! BOOM!

Hamilton: I feel conflicted on whether I should cheer for him or boo him?

Angelica: Yeah, me, too.

Anne Boleyn: (Throws triple red turtle shells) HA! TAKE THAT!

King George: GO, BOLEYN!

Nina: (Passes Boleyn, smirks) 

Boleyn: WHAT?! NO WAY!

Catherine of Aragon: THAT'S MY SONG, NOT YOURS!  

Anne Boleyn: BULL! YOU DON'T OWN A SONG!

Nina: Woo-hoo! First place!

The salon girls: Yes! Go, Nina!!

J.D.: Oh, I'm in second! Hey, I got a bomb! (Tries to throw the bomb at Nina, but she dodges it, and he gets caught in it instead) OH, [bleep!]! Now I gotta catch up!

(Timeskip)

Me: So, it's Nina in first, Jefferson second, J.D. third, and Boleyn fourth.

Anne Boleyn: (Still mad about losing) Whatever.

Me: Okay, will Hamilton, Heather C., Daniela, and Aragon get their controllers?

Hamilton: I'm definitely gonna win!

Eliza: Well, we'll have to see.

(Timeskip)

Hamilton: Ha! I'm winning!

Heather C.: (Passes him) And now you're not! See you later, loser!

Daniela: Yes! I got a blue shell! (Uses it on Heather) And now, I'm numero uno!

Catherine of Aragon: I'm fourth! I need to catch up! (Her car accelerates, she passes Hamilton) One down, three to go!

Eliza: YOU CAN DO IT, ALEX!

Philip: YEAH, GO POPS! JUST CATCH UP!

Hamilton: Ergh! I'm trying to!

(Timeskip)

Me: Okay, so it's Aragon in first, Daniela second, Heather third, and Alex... way down in last place... okay...

Hamilton: WHAT?! IT'S A FIX!

Sonny: YEAH! IT'S A FIX!

Catherine of Aragon: Well, I won fair and square!

(Everybody who has played starts arguing and fighting with each other, while the people who haven't try to break them up, save for King George and Heather Duke, who are sitting there eating popcorn.)

Me: (Panicked) Oh my gosh! Uh... I'm so sorry, but I gotta end this right now! See you guys next time! Bye! (Runs to the fight) GUYS! GUYS!

King George: Uh... feel free to request and comment! 

Peggy: Nothing too inappropriate though!

Angelica: BYE! (ALEX! QUIT FIGHTING!)

[A/N: I have a new book out called "The Crossover II"! It would mean a lot to me if you guys checked it out! It's a story this time!]