Me: Hey, everyone! Welcome to another episode of Musical Characters React!

J.D.: Hey.

Sonny: Yo!

Eliza: Hey, everybody!

Vanessa: ¡Hola, everyone!

Anne Boleyn: Ugh! I can't believe that our drive-in tour got CANCELLED before it even started!

(Everyone gets in an uproar)

Peggy: I'm so sorry to hear about that, Anne!

Anne Boleyn: Yeah....

Catherine of Aragon: We queens were REALLY looking forward to going back on the stage again, so you can imagine how bummed we were when we heard that our drive-in tour got cancelled.

Jane Seymour: But it's for the health and safety of our Queendom.

Heather M.: Yeah, the Heathers UK tour got postponed for Heaven knows how much, so I know how you feel...

Me: Yeah...I'm so sorry...it's a shame how poorly managed this is by Trump and other leaders that theaters can't reopen...meanwhile, Korea has live theater back.

Veronica: Wait, really?

Me: Yeah. In Korea, there is currently a professional production of Rent going on right now, and they are planning productions of Something Rotten, Kinky Boots, and Great Comet...

Burr: Looks like Korea's ahead of the game. Why can't Trump learn from them?

Me: Exactly.

Laurens: What are we reacting to today?

Me: Today's winning request was by PipayMLB.

Me: We are reacting to a Heathers animatic of "One Thing You Can't Replace".

Heather M.: Ooh!

Hamilton: Can't wait to see it!

Me: Without further ado, here it is!

Veronica: Oh, so it's me telling the story. Okay...

Another story I heard about myself, this one happened in high school. We had this teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school.

Heather M.: Wait, I'M the kid?

His name was Mr. McNamara and his son Jake McNamara

Veronica: (to Heather) Yep.

...went to our high school. He was a sophomore, and I was a senior. So he was two years behind me. And Mr. McNamara was an a**hole and one weekend he and his wife decided to leave town, which you should never do,

J.D.: Rule number one. NEVER leave your house with your kid all alone. They WILL throw a rager.

...if you are a**hole. And Jake McNamara decided to throw a party at the teacher's house. Hurray! And everyone around town heard about it and we all got up individually and thought okay, let's go over there and destroy the place.

J.D.: (Laughs) Literally...

Veronica: Jason Dean!

I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world.

Hamilton: Mood. That's what my friends and I would do in our military days.

King George: Fitting for a bunch of American HEATHENS!

The Hamilsquad: SHUT UP!

King George: TREASON!

People were drinking like it was the civil war and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild.

I walked down, I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement. One dude took a running start and threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

Angelica: What the-

Mulligan: Oof!

Heather C.: Sounds like something Kurt and/or Ram would do.

Another kid found out which room was Mr. McNamara's and went upstairs and took a sh*t on his computer.

Eliza: Oh my God...

King George: EW! That's disgusting!

Hamilton: (taking notes)

Madison: PLEASE don't tell me this actually happened.

Mulligan: PLEASE tell me this actually happened!

Anne Boleyn: (Doubled over, laughing)

Lafayette: Well the kid must have had it in for poor Mr. McNamara

So the party was going great. I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup; you see in movies.

Peggy: (singing) It's a red cup! It's a red cup! It's a red cup...

Mulligan: (singing, at the same time as Peggy) This cup is red! This cup is red...

And I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like something, something police and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: f**k da police! f**k da police! And everyone else joined in.

Angelica: Well...this aged a bit TOO well...

Usnavi: Yep...way more than we wanted it to.

Anna of Cleves: Heh, the other Heathers are joining her!

Veronica: This sounds like something I would do, honestly

A 100 drunk white children yelling "f**k da police". With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore, you know that like, I'll serve my nickel, you come and take me, confidence. But white children. The reason someone had said something, something police was because the police were there. So a Chicago police officer walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "f**k da police" in his face, but he was almost impressed.

Catherine of Aragon: Welp...

Daniela: No me diga!

He was like "Wow", and then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went "get the paddy wagon". And my friend John, who is now a father, this man now has a baby, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled "SCATTER!", and everyone ran into different directions.

Jane Seymour: Well looks like that party got too out of hand fast...

Carla: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be at that party...

We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways.

Heather D.: Ratatouille did not exist in 1989 but okay...

We all ran in different directions. I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard and now I'm running through the backyard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought I've never climbed a fence that high before...

J.D.: And then she climbed up my window and we had our dose of fun...

...and then I woke up at home.

J.D.: Dang it!

On Monday...

Katherine Howard: (singing)...8 A.M., I'll be deleted. They'll hunt me down in study hall, stuff and mount me on the wall...30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?

Vanessa: Heh, an AU where Veronica is NOT a dead girl walking...

...I went to school because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the school building and who do I see but Jake McNamara.

Catherine of Aragon: Well this got interesting!

And he says to me "Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?" and I said "No", you know, like a liar. And he said "Things got really outta hand. Someone broke the pool table....

Philip: No effing way dude! Who broke this pool table?

Sonny: Yeah, that reminded me of that scene.

..."someone took a sh*t on my dad's computer. But the worst thing," he says; "The worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it," And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have.

Vanessa: Well someone's gonna be in big trouble.

Did I do THAT? I figured, "No, I wouldn't have done that". But I was never sure, until two years later. Relax.

Katherine Howard: Well this is an interesting development.

King George: Yep.

I'm playing video games with this kid named Alex that we also went to high school with.

J.D.: Heh, in the animatic, it's Veronica and me playing video games!

Veronica: I don't let him near the M rated video games, though

Two years later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours, and then Alex says to me, "Hey, come here. I want to show you something", and he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have.

He shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years.

(The salon girls gasp)

Sonny: Well, now we know who did it!

Philip: Yep.

And I said "Why? Why do you do this?" And Alex said, "Because it's the one thing you can't replace.

(The video ends)

Me: So how did you guys like the video?

Sonny: It was very funny! I think I'll look up this comedian.

Veronica: Yeah, I liked it.

Catherine of Aragon: When they got to the part about Alex, I was surprised.

 Mulligan: I really loved it! It was hillarious! (Laughs)

Me: I liked it too. Okay, that's all the time we have for today's episode! Feel free to like, comment, and request! Until next time!

Everyone: Bye!