Me: Hey, everyone! Welcome to today's episode of "Musical Characters React!"

Jane Seymour: Hi, everyone!

Nina: We hope you guys are having a great day.

Veronica: Same here!

Eliza: (Waves)

Me: So how is everyone doing?

Catherine of Aragon: We queens are doing well, considering the situation.

Philip: I'm going to have to get ready to go back to school.

Eliza: Yep.

Veronica: Ugh. Same here. But at least I'm going to college now.

Sonny: I've been watching lots of good movies.

Peggy: Speaking of movies, 2021 will be a VERY musical movie season, with the West Side Story remake coming out a week before Christmas IF COVID doesn't ruin it, In The Heights, Everybody's Talking About Jamie, and the Prom.

Carla: Yep. Hopefully the virus dies down by then.

Me: I'm looking forward to West Side Story and In The Heights the most. [A/N: STAN RACHEL ZEGLER (Maria in the WSS remake) EVERYONE!]

(Everyone cheers)

Daniela: Yeah, I haven't listened to The Prom or Everybody's Talking About Jamie, so I don't know those musicals that well, so...it's In The Heights and West Side Story for me, too.

King George: I want an actual full fledged Hamilton movie!

Hamilton: Me too!

Nina: Same, but we have to wait for it, whether it will be coming this decade, or 15-20 years from now.

Laurens: What are we reacting to?

Me: Today's winning request was by Lolkokolala.

Me: So the requester and I agreed that you guys should react to "Left Brain, Right Brain" out of all the Bo Burnham songs.

J.D.: Ooh! I love that song!

Mulligan: Me, too!

Me: Let's get to it!

—Hello, patient 24602

Anne Boleyn: Ooh! Les Mis reference! Nice!

J.D.: Because Valjean is 24601 and...yeah....

—I'm sorry. Hello, how are—
—How are you feeling?
—Um, not great

Veronica: Mood.

—Has the treatment been working?
—Uh, I don't think so, no
—What are your remaining symptoms?
—I just—I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just—
—So basically you're still a little b**ch
—Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice way up there
—I was just joking, n****

Laurens: Ooh...not a good idea to say that.

Angelica: Yep. This is clearly not for kids.

—All right, you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that sh*t
—I'm not human I can say whatever I want

Jefferson: That's basically Hamilton, except for the "I'm not human" part.

—Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please? Please
—Your emotions and your logic are at war

Sonny: (Gasps) Patton and Logan are at war?!

—OK
—Your creativity and your analysis are at war. And most simply, your left and right brain are at war

Benny: Yep, and ROMAN and Logan, too.

—My left and my—
—To fix the problem we must separate them from each other
—Sep—
—Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4

King George: Why a countdown?

Anna of Cleves: It adds more suspense.

—Can we book an appointment or something?
—3
—You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures
—2... 1
—This may hurt a bit
—I don't even know what 'it' is
—0
—Just tell me what you're—
—Isolation complete
—This is Bo's Left Brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a p***k.
This is Bo's Right Brain: subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot
—That's your opinion. Just careful with opinions

Hamilton: The only opinion that matters is MINE!

King George: No! It's MINE!

Me: Be nice, you two, or I'll kick you off the chat.

—Okay, boys, play nice

I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job to do, you better do it right
And the right way is with the left brain's might

Madison: That's pretty much me.

Jefferson: And Hamilton.

I like Oreos and p***y, yeah (yes, in that order)
And I cried for at least an hour after watching "Toy Story 3". (Woody!)

Heather M.: Same. That movie was so sad.

Heather C.: Grow up, Heather!

I am the Right Brain, I have feelings
I'm a little all over the place
But I'm lustful, trustful
And I'm looking for somebody to love
Or put my p**is in

Angelica: Oh-

Heather D.: And I oop-

Katherine Howard: (Shudders) The memories...

Here comes a female, here comes a female
Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your e-mail

J.D.: Mood.

Vanessa: I've seen lots of guys do that when they're around girls...

Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate

Usnavi: I mean, they have to be compatible and stuff.

Daniela: Yeah, or else it's not a good relationship.

Holy f**k I think she might be the one
There's something about her, I just can't describe it

T*ts

Eliza: (Gasps) Say what?!

Catherine Parr: Women are not to be looked at that way!

I am the earth, she is the glorious sun
I want her to trust me and I just want her to—how do I say this—sit on my face
Sit! Sit on my face

Alright now, Right Brain, you're being insane

No, Left Brain, I'm just being alive
You should try it
You might like it

Hamilton: YEAH, Burr!

Burr: (Rolls his eyes)

I worked hard to give him everything he cared about
You were worried about the things that he was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are the child

Jefferson: YEAH, Hamilton.

Catherine Parr: Honestly, there is an adult-like person and one less mature person in every relationship, romantic or not.

You think you're the right one every time
You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine
But you wanted everything
I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not

—Well, according to my calculations. I'm sorry, let me run the numbers again, um, you're a p***y

Heather C.:...so you just have to prove you're not a p***y anymore!

—Name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling?
—I'm not calling names, alright. I'm just stating facts and the fact is you're a quivering p***y
—I'm the p***y? Well, at least I don't play with toys still, OK
—Rubik's Cubes are not toys. They keep my spacial reasoning skills sharp

Katherine Howard: Yeah, they're not toys!

—Left Brain plays with toys! Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player

Anne Boleyn: Heh, he couldn't even come up with a name.

—Well, at least I did my f**king job, alright. I kept him working, I kept him productive. You were supposed to look after him. You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this. Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling! If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him. You did this to him, he hates you. I know he does. He f**king hates you

Jane Seymour: Ooof.....that's really sad.

—[*crying*]
—Right Brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?
—No, you're not
—Look, maybe there's something that we could do together
—Together?
—Take the best parts of both of us and put them together
—I'm listening

Anna of Cleves: If only the Sanders Sides episodes ended like this.

Mulligan: We would have a lot less drama, then.

It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze
So you could man the themes; I'll man the form
It's something that George Carlin did
It's something that Steve Martin did
It's something special that we could both perform
Do you know what it is?

—Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away
—It was... It was comedy, you, f**k it, we could do comedy together

Heather D.: And this is how Bo Burnham decided to do comedy.

Veronica: Yep. And "f**k it" is such a mood.

—Initiate reassembly

Laurens: Oh, they're fusing back together, okay.

—All right, Right Brain, we're gonna do comedy together, we gotta do comedy together
—All right, Left Brain, I'll do comedy with you
—Look, we can fix him like this—we can make him happy again. I promise, all right?
—5, 4, 3
—Left Brain... Left Brain, I love you
—2
—I know
—1. Experimentation complete

[The song ends]

Me: So how did everyone like the song?

Mulligan: It was very funny. I think I will look this guy up.

J.D: I liked it, too.

Eliza: It was funny but I can see why the requester called it "dark".

Angelica: Yeah.

Anna of Cleves: It reminded me of Sanders Sides.

Sonny: Yeah, I can imagine Logan and Roman and/or Patton singing this.

Me: Yeah I like this song, too. Okay! That's all the time we have for Musical Characters React! Feel free to vote, comment, and request! Until next time!

Everybody: Bye!