Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of Ask Musical Characters!

Hamilton: Hello!

Anne Boleyn: Wassup!

Vanessa: Hi!

Veronica: (Waves)

Me: Okay, let's get right to it! Today's episode was requested by gerdabbg.

King George: "Beetlejucie"?

Me: Oh... they meant "Beetlejuice". It's a movie and it recently got turned to a musical.

Heather C.: Well, we're the best movie turned musical around!

Laurens: "Hairspray" is way better.

Philip: So is "Mean Girls".

Heather C.: How DARE you?!

Me: Okay. Back to the topic. We are going to listen to the musical.

[Timeskip to "Prologue: Invisible"]

Eliza: Oh no! Lydia's mother died! That's so sad!

Me: That's "Beetlejuice" for you. It deals with the topic of death.

Hamilton: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory....

The SMFDR, King George, and the Heathers: GIVE IT A REST!

Nina: Wait, who's that guy!

Me: That's Betelgeuse.

Veronica: Well, "Holy crap, a ballad already?" is ONE way to put it!

Benny: Well HE'S breaking the fourth wall...

[Timeskip to "The Whole Being Dead Thing"]

Anne Boleyn: Ha! I like this guy already.

Peggy: Well, no [bleep!], Sherlock, we know we're gonna die.

Eliza: Peggy!

Hamilton (About what Peggy said): Eh. That wasn't so bad. I've said worse.

Anna of Cleves: I love the fourth wall breaks! (Looks at the camera)

[Timeskip to "Ready, Set, Not Yet"]

King George: Huh... Adam and Barbara are scared to have k.... WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!

Catherine of Aragon: They DIED, duh!

[Timeskip to "The Whole Being Dead Thing Part 2]

Heather M.: As the head cheerleader of Westerburg, I've gotta say... THIS CHEER SUCKS! BOOOOO!

Heather D.: Yeah. It's just cruel.

Lafayette: Yeah, I agree with Barbara... what is happening?

[Timeskip to "Dead Mom"]

Jefferson: Um... so this girl is confiding... in her dead mom?

Madison: I'm not sure what to make of this.

[Timeskip to "Fright Of Their Lives"]

Usnavi: So Betelgeuse is trying to get the couple to haunt the Deetzes?

Me: Yep, but they are not scary at all, so...

[Timeskip to "Ready, Set (Reprise)"]

Sonny: Wow... Barbara snapped!

[Timeskip to "No Reason"]

Daniela: So... Lydia has a life coach?

Carla: Yep.

Vanessa: Wow... the way the two deal with loss is way different from each other.

[Timeskip to "Invisible (Reprise)/On The Roof"]

Veronica: No! Lydia, don't do it!! Don't jump off!

[Timeskip to "Say My Name"]

Katherine Howard: No! Don't assassinate anyone, Lydia!

Mulligan: OHHHHHH! Lydia got him pretty hard!

Catherine of Aragon: And she is right. They don't need him.

[Timeskip to "Day-O/Act One Finale"]

Hamilton: Wow... this is so chaotic!

Philip: Oh, no! Lydia summoned him!

[Timeskip to "Girl Scout"]

Heather M.: Oh, a girl scout! Cute!

Carla: Oh no! Poor little girl!

[Timeskip to "That Beautiful Sound" and the reprise of the same song]

Veronica: Okay, this is just twisted.

[Timeskip to "Barbara 2.0"]

Madison: Ohhh, so Barbara and Adam are "upgrading" themselves...

[Timeskip to "The Whole Being Dead Thing Part 3" and "Good Old-Fashioned Wedding"]

Angelica: WHAT?! MARRY HIM?

King George: This is just... I have no words!

Hamilton: So this is what it feels like when words fail you... weird!

Veronica: Imma head to the bathroom... (Runs to the bathroom)

Mulligan: OOOOH! A BAIT AND SWITCH! SHE GOT HIM GOOD!

[Timeskip to "What I Know"]

Benny: So... is this an anti-suicide message? I'm a bit confused.

Sonny: Ayyye! A fellow Latina!

[Timeskip to "Home"]

Hamilton: YES! MAKE THE MOST OUT OF THE TIME YOU HAVE IN THE WORLD, LYDIA!

[Timeskip to "Creepy Old Guy"]

Daniela: Oh, so... she is marrying Betelgeuse to trick him into being alive... then killing him again? Huh...

[Timeskip to "Jump In The Line"]

Vanessa: Hey! I know this song!

Me: Me, too. It's not an original....

[While Vanessa dances]

Usnavi: My girl's name is Señora...

Sonny: I tell you, friends, I adore her...

Benny: And when she dances, oh brother...

Usnavi, Sonny, Benny: She’s a hurricane in all kinds of weather.

The ITH characters and me:
Jump in the line, rock your body in time (Ok, I believe you)!
Jump in the line, rock your body in time (Ok, I believe you)!
Shake, shake, shake, Señora!
Shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Señora
Shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Señora
Work your body line
Work, work, work, Señora
Work it all the time!

Burr: WAIT! There are extra lyrics!

Nina: Oh, shoot! EVERYONE, BE QUIET!

[After the song]

Me: So how did y'all like "Beetlejuice"?

Burr: It was a rollercoaster ride.

Veronica: Yep!

Me: I thought so, too! Okay, that's all the time we have for today! Feel free to comment and leave requests! Bye!!!