- At my grandmother's house -

Uncle: [comes in with his brother and greets everyone until he reaches me] You're Sharifah?

Me: Yes.

Uncle: [after saying salam] Where on earth have you been? We haven't seen you in a long time!

Me: Uh... [gestures to my mother] With her...

- Following a mini lecture of why I should visit more often -

Uncle: [gets ready to leave and says salam to everyone until he gets to me again] So want to come home with us? 😆

Me: 😂