Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples I ever laid eyes on.

Big McIntosh: Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.

Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.

Big McIntosh: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack: Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Applejack: Why of all the... This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?

Big McIntosh: But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to...

Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself.

[gulps]

[theme song]

Applejack: Well I better get kickin'. These apples aren't gonna shake themselves outta the trees. Hey! Oh no.

Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!

[cows mooing]

[ponies panicking]

Sweetie Drops: Stampede!

[ponies panicking]

Pinkie Pie:

[laughter]

Hey...!

[vibrating]

This makes my voice sound silly!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, are you crazy?! Run!

Mayor Mare: Everypony calm down. There is no need to panic.

Y/n: what is.....HOLY APPLESAUS HOW MANY COWS!?

Rarity: But Mayor, whatever shall we do?

Rainbow Dash: Look there!

Applejack: YEEHAW![ponies cheer]

Applejack: Move aside, Winona. Put 'em up, girl!

Y/n: yo Aj need help?

Applejack: yeah follow winona help her!

Y/n: ok!

Winona:

[barking]

Rarity:

[moan]

Pinkie Pie: This is the best rodeo show I've ever seen.

[eats popcorn]

Applejack: Come on, little dogies and ponie! Turn!

[whistle]

Winona y/n, put 'em up! Ha hah! Gotcha.

[grunt]

Winona: [bark]

Y/n: Yee haw!

Applejack: Attagirls.

[grunts]

Yee haw!

[ponies cheer]

Applejack: Whoaaa. Hooie. Now what was that all about?

DaisyJo:

[moo]

[cough]

Oh my! Begging your pardon, Applejack, y/n, but Moo-riella here saw one of those nasty snakes.

[cows startled]

DaisyJo: And it just gave us all the willies, don'tcha know.

Y/n: A what now? repeat that again please!

Applejack: we completely understand. Just next time, try and steer clear of Ponyville.

DaisyJo: We certainly will, Applejack, y/n. So long, Winona!

Y/n: seriously a snake, and then they have to come here with the healing herds. these cows have gone mad.

(facepalm)

Applejack:heh a little respect will ya!

[ponies cheer]

[crowd: Applejack! Galaxy!]

Applejack and y/n: Yee haw! 

Pinkie Pie: Yee haw! Ride 'em, cowponys!

Mayor Mare: Applejack, y/n was just... just...

Pinkie Pie: Appletastic!

Mayor Mare: Exactly. We must do something to thank Applejack and y/n for duo-hoofedly saving the town.

Pinkie Pie: I know.

time skip

Pinkie Pie: A party!

Twilight Sparkle: We all ready?

Rarity: Just one last thing. Now we're ready.

Twilight Sparkle: Is Applejack and y/n all set?

Rainbow Dash: Actually, I haven't seen them all week.

Pinkie Pie: Not since the stampede.

Rainbow Dash: But they be here for sure. Applejack is never late ut, y/n could be late becouse she have lot of work.

Twilight Sparkle: Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor two ponys we can always count on to help in matters great and small. the ponys whose contributions to--

Rainbow Dash: Did you see Applejack's and y/n's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week they are gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Exactly. And...

Pinkie Pie: This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.

Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack and y/n?

Pinkie Pie: Oh. Applejack and y/n, one of the best bakers ever, is gonna help me. Applejack and y/n makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!

[ponies cheering]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh-kay, that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter--

Fluttershy: Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: --rupted.

Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack and y/n are also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. they gonna help gather them using ther wonderful herding skills.

Twilight Sparkle: Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... Urgh! Never mind.

Mayor Mare: Ah-ahem. And so, with no further ado, it is my privilege to give the prize, Ponys of Ponyville Award, to our beloved guest of honor, the ponys of the utmost trustworthiness, reliability, and integrity. Ponyville's most capable and dependable friends: Applejack and y/n!

[crowd cheer]

Applejack walks on the stage and looks very tired. Y/n has messy hair and is helping Applejack walking normely.

Spike: Cool! Way to go Applejack and y/n, that was awesome! I mean-- heh.

Mayor Mare: Ah-ahem.

Spike: Awkward.

Applejack: I'm here. I'm here.

[yawn]

[sigh]

Sorry I'm late--whoa--I was just... whoa... Did I get your tail? Miss Mayor. Thank you kindly for this here... award thingy.

[yawn]

It's so bright and shiny and, heh, heh heh, I sure do look funny heh. Ooo-ooo

Y/n: yeah sorry where late again we had a lot off work today hehe.

Pinkie Pie: Woo-ooo.

Applejack: Ooo-ooo.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Well, thank you Applejack and y/n for saving us from that scary stampede, and always being there for everypony.

Applejack:

[yawn]

Yeah. I like helping the ponyfolks and [yawn] and stuff.

[snore]

Oh, uh, yeah. Uh, Thanks.

[sounds of dragging metal]

Y/n: thank you for the prize nice off you but I have to go now.

flys up in the air.

Twilight Sparkle: Was it just me, or did Applejack and y/n seem a little--

Rainbow Dash: Tired?

Fluttershy: Dizzy?

Rarity: Messy? Well, did you see their mane?

Pinkie Pie: they seemed fine to me. Woo! Woo!

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm.

time skip

Applejack:

[grunts]

[sigh]

Phew.

[gasp]

O-oah.

Twilight Sparkle: What on Earth is that pony doing?

Applejack: Whoops.

Twilight Sparkle: Hey Applejack!

Applejack:

[snore]

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack.

Applejack:

[snore]

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack. AppleJACK!

Applejack: Oh, howdy, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: What is all this?

Applejack: It's Applebuck season. Whoa.

Twilight Sparkle: Applewhat season?

Applejack: Neh, It's what the Apple family calls harvestin' time. We gather all the apples from the trees so we can sell 'em.

Twilight Sparkle: But why are you doing it all alone?

Applejack: 'cause Big McIntosh hurt himself.

Twilight Sparkle: What about all those relatives I've met when I first came to Ponyville? Can't they help?

Applejack:

[sigh]

They were just here for the Apple family reunion. They actually live all over Equestria and are busy harvestin' their own orchards. So, uh, I'm on my own. Which means, I should really get back to work. Ahem... hint hint? Get back to work?

Twilight Sparkle: Fine.

Applejack: Could you step aside, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: I just did. Applejack, you don't look so good.

Applejack: Eh, don't any of you three worry none, I'm just fine and dandy. Whoa.

Twilight Sparkle: Do you... want some help?

Applejack: Help? No way, no how.

Twilight Sparkle: But there's no way you can do it all on your own.

Applejack: Is that a challenge?

Twilight Sparkle: Uhm... no?

Applejack: Well, I'm gonna prove to you that I can do it! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got apples to buck.

Y/n flys to the two ponies

Y/n: yo aj how you...oh hey twilie what are you doing here?

Twilight Sparkle: well I was checking on applejack but she seems od but you seem fine now what happend?

Y/n: rarity asked me for a star design and I had to look for all the stars drawing to take the perfect one. but now thats is done I'm gonna sleep for 8 hours now see ya.

Twilight Sparkle: you said you help the others to?

Y/n: hmmmm.... oh yeah I'm gonna help them first then sleep for 8 hours bye.

Y/n flys to Rainbow dash

time skip

Rainbow Dash: There you girls are.

Applejack:

[yawn]

I'm a mite sorry, Rainbow. I was busy applebuckin' and I guess ah, I closed my eyes for a second and, when I woke up, I was late. Now, what's this new trick a' yours?

Rainbow Dash: See this contraption?

Applejack: Uh... Yeah.

Y/n: yeah?

Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm gonna stand on one end, then you're gonna jump down from that platform, launching me into the air faster than I can take off on my own. Once I'm in the air, I'm gonna do some amazing flips and spins that are sure to impress the Wonderbolts.

Applejack: Isn't that a mite dangerous?

Y/n: dangerous I like it!

Rainbow Dash: yeah right and aj Pfft, not for a pony who can fly.

applejack try to clim the ladder and lands on the diving bord.

Applejack: Well, all right-y then. Oh my.

Rainbow Dash: Ready? One... two... THREE!

Applejack:

[crash]

Rainbow Dash: Umm... maybe I wasn't clear. You're supposed to land on the other end.

Applejack: Got it.

[grunt]

[grunt]

[grunt]

Rainbow Dash: Applejack, what the hay is going on? I mean, I thought I was working with Ponyville's best athlete and y/n your not helping!

Y/n: yeah but it seems like you girls got this.

Applejack: You are. I'm okay. Really. I-I have an idea. Watch this.

[groan]

Ta da! Oh... Maybe not. Okay, one more try. I'm sure to get it this time.

Rainbow Dash: Ugh!

Applejack: Heh heh... Here I go!

Rainbow Dash: Wait, Applejaaaaack!

Applejack: You're welcome!

Y/n: that went fast!

Applejack: I know.

With twilight

Rainbow Dash: [grunt]

Twilight Sparkle: Can I help you?

Rainbow Dash: I think somepony else needs your help.

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack?

Rainbow Dash: Yep.

timeskip

Applejack: Ow!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, can we talk? Applejack, can we talk?

Applejack: Can bees squawk?! I don't think so.

Twilight Sparkle: No. Can we talk?

Applejack: Twenty stalks? Bean or celery?

Twilight Sparkle: No! I need to talk to you.

Applejack: You need to walk to the zoo? Well, who's stoppin' you?

Twilight Sparkle: I need to talk to you!

Applejack: Oh! Well why didn't you say so? What you wanna talk about?

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today.

Applejack: That's quite neighborly of her.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, except that she crashed onto my balcony after you launched her into the air.

Applejack: Oh, yeah. I wasn't feeling quite myself this morning.

Twilight Sparkle: Because you're working too hard and you need help.

Applejack: What? Kelp? I don't need kelp. I don't even like seaweed.

Twilight Sparkle: HELP! You need HELP!

Applejack: Nothin' doin', Twilight. I'm gonna prove to you, t'everypony, that I can do this on my own. Ow! Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go help Pinkie Pie.

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh.

 timeskip

Mrs. Cake: Now Pinkie Pie, are you sure you're up for baking the muffins and running the store this afternoon?

Pinkie Pie: Yes siree bob, Mrs. Cake. Plus, I have Ponyville's prized ponys to help me out. Why, they are the best bakers ever. Right, Applejack and y/n?

Mr. Cake: No? You're not the best baker ever?

Applejack: WHAT? Oh no! I mean, don't you fret. I can bake anything from fritters to pies in the blink of an eye.

Y/n: I know a little bit.

Mrs. Cake:

[sigh]

All right. Well, see you later, girls!

Pinkie Pie: Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'.

Pinkie Pie: All right-y! I'll get the eggs. applejack can get me some chocolate chips and y/n can you get me some suger?

Y/n: alright.

Applejack: Eh, uh, whu, what was that?

Pinkie Pie: Chocolate chips.

Applejack: Chips... got it. Tater chips, a little salty and dry, okie-dokie. What next?

Pinkie Pie: Baking soda.

Applejack: Soda. Perfect. That'll get the tater chips nice and wet. Now what?

Pinkie Pie: A cup of flour.

Applejack: A cup o' sour? Well, lemons are sure sour. One cup o' sour, comin' up. Anything else, Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: One last thing. Wheat germ.

Applejack: Wheat worms? Oh, that must be fancy talk for earthworms.

Pinkie Pie: Now that's gonna be delicious.

Applejack: If you say so.

Pinkie Pie: Free muffin sample spectacular!

[ponies: mmm, muffins]

Applejack: Yeah! Muffin spectacles! Get 'em while they're hot.

Timeskip

Twilight Sparkle: We came as soon as we heard.

Nurse Redheart: Oh thank you, Twilight. We need all the help we can get.

[ponies moaning]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! What happened?

Spike:

[sniff]

Nurse Redheart: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.

Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.

[groans]

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack.

Spike:

[chomp]

Want one?

Timeskip

Applejack:

[grunt]

[snore]

What? Huh?

[grunt]

[snore]

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, we need to talk.

Applejack: Wha, huh? Oh, it's you, Twilight.

[yawn]

I know what you're gonna say, but the answer is still no.

Twilight Sparkle: Not to upset your applecart, but you need help.

Applejack: Hardy har.

[groan]

And no I don't.

Twilight Sparkle: Here, let me help.

Applejack: Help? No thanks.

[groan]

A little more...

[groan]

Little...

[grunt]

There. I'll prove that this apple can handle these apples. Come on

[grunt]

apples

[grunt]

fall off

[grunt].

Twilight Sparkle: AJ, think you're beating a dead... tree.

Applejack: I knew that.

Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Applejack, I had something else to talk to you about. I just came back from Ponyville Urgent Care and--

Applejack: You know, I'm a little busy to get lectured right now, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: But if you'd just let me help--

Applejack: Ugh. No, no, NO! How many times do I gotta say it? I don't need no help from nopony!

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh. That pony is stubborn as a mule.

[mule neighing]

Twilight Sparkle: No offense.

Mule: None taken.

Timeskip

Fluttershy: Oh Applejack! Thank you so much for offering your herding skills for the annual rabbit roundup and where is y/n? 

Applejack: first Ugh. Why are we doin' this and seconde she said she was really tired?

Fluttershy: Well, lots of new baby bunnies have been born, so it's my job to get a count of all the new families.

Applejack: Fine. Can we just get on with it?

Fluttershy: Certainly, but remember, these are bunnies we're dealing with, not cows. They're a timid bunch and need to be treated gently.

Applejack: I do NOT need any direction on corrallin' critters. Right, Winona?

Winona:

[barks]

Fluttershy: Okay, little bunnies! I need you to all gather here in the middle.

Applejack: That's right! Let's go, bunnies. In the center. Hop to it. Swell. Just swell. Put 'em up, Winona!

Winona:

[barks]

Fluttershy: Applejack! Winona! Stop! You're scaring them.

Applejack: We know what we're doin'. Get along, little bunnies.

Winona:

[barks]

[growls]

Fluttershy: Oh no.

Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!

Daisy:

[yelps]

Stampede!

[ponies scream]

[rabbits running]

Lily Valley:

[sigh]

Twilight Sparkle:

[humming]

[gasp]

Rose: The horror, the horror.

Lily Valley: It was awful.

Daisy: A disaster. A horrible, horrible disaster.

Twilight Sparkle: I don't get it.

Lily Valley: Our gardens, destroyed.

Rose: Every last flower, devoured.

Daisy: By... by... THEM!

Fluttershy: Oh my. Oh... Please stop, little bunnies. Oh no! Please, let's go home. Oh my goodness.

Twilight Sparkle: All right. Enough is enough.

y/n: hmmmm what is going on....OH MY FLOWERS NO NO NO MORE BUNNYS PLEASE HELP US ALL!!!!

bunny run all over y/n.

Timeskip

Applejack: Must

[gasp]

keep

[gasp]

buckin'... just

[gasp]

a few

[gasp]

more. Must finish harvestin'.

Twilight Sparkle: All right, Applejack. Your applebucking hasn't just caused you problems, it's over-propelled Pegasus', practically poisoned plenty of ponies, and terrorized bushels of brand new bouncing baby bunnies. I don't care what you say, you. Need. Help.

Applejack:

[grunts]

Ha! No, I don't. Look, I did it. I harvested the entire Sweet Apple Acres without your help. How d'ya like them apples?

Big McIntosh: Um, how do you like them apples?

Applejack:

[mumbling]

Where'd all the apple...?

[mumbling]

[sighs]

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack. Applejack.

Applejack: Huh?

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good, you're okay. Now Applejack, I completely respect the Apple family ways. You're always there to help anypony in need, so maybe you can put a little of your stubborn pride aside and allow your friends to help you.

Applejack: Okay, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: I am not taking "no" for an answer--what?

Applejack: Yes, Twilight. Yes, please. I could really use your help.

Twilight Sparkle:

[chuckles]

[sigh]

the main 7 helps apple jack collecting apples.

Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia,My friend Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have, and she's always there to help anypony. The only trouble is, when she needs help, she finds it hard to accept it, so while friendship is about giving of ourselves to friends, it's also about accepting what our friends have to offer.Your faithful student,Twilight Sparkle

Applejack: How about y'all take a little break? I got some fine apple juice waitin' for ya!

[sigh]

Girls, I can't thank you enough for this help. I was acting a bit stubborn.

Twilight Sparkle: A bit?

Applejack: Okay. A mite stubborn, and I'm awful sorry. Now, I know the town gave me the Prized Pony award, but the real award is having you five as my friends.

Rainbow Dash: Phew! That applebucking sure made me hungry.

Spike: And I've got the perfect treat.

Pinkie Pie: Eeew... Spike, I threw those all away. Where'd you get them?

Spike: From the trash.

Ponies: [in unison] EW!

Spike: Just a little nibble? Come on.

Ponies: Ew! Gross!

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