team.abs

prince.hvang
We're gonna see each other at 6:30 PM yeah?
I'm fo fucking scared 

real.devil
Chill everything will be okay

prince.hvang
What should I tell Jisung if I want him to trust me?

spear.b
Maybe something like "trust me"

real.devil
You'll be my matchmaker okay?

prince.hvang
Jisung's phone is a matchmaker
Oh god can I tell it's our first half-date?

real.devil
I want you to be happy so yes

prince.hvang
XHSJZHSHWGSG IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

spear.b
This kid needs so less to be happy - only one little squirrel

real.devil
Let's buy him a squirrel for his birthday and we'll call it Jisung
You're saying he's little and he's taller than you

prince.hvang
Before my birthday Jisung will be mine

spear.b
2 CENTIMETRES
I'll remember that

real.devil
BUT STILL

spear.b
BUT HE'S SMALL AND LIMP BUT ME? I HAVE AN ABS

real.devil
Calm down plushphile

prince.hvang
You're both shorties and that's why Jisung's height is about my nose (what's obviously cute) 
And I can laugh at you too

spear.b
MY AEGYO IS THE BEST

real.devil
The ugliest*

prince.hvang
You're gonna say that your panda is the cutest, right?

spear.b
AND LEOPOLDA IS THE CUTEST, THE SWEETEST AND THE BEST CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE
What

prince.hvang
I'm worried about you every day more

spear.b
You won't understand this, your intellect is too low

prince.hvang
I won't understand this because I won't hear you because you're too short

spear.b
And that's why you'll never hear "I love you" from Jisung
Height difference changes a lot ;)))

prince.hvang
I can carry him
You and your "ABS" weights too much

spear.b
He said he won't let you touch him anymore so good luck

prince.hvang
I'll deal with it
Because I'm Hwang. Hyunjin Bond-Hwang

real.devil
It's so funny to read this
Like I'd be reading fanfiction or something

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