[x.squirrel.x has made a group chat]
[x.squirrel.x has changed the group's name to The Society of Poor Bottoms]
[x.squirrel.x has added f.lix.x and im.not.smoll to the group chat]

im.not.smoll
okay Jisung what's going on

f.lix.x
what am i doing here
you made a mistake

x.squirrel.x
whoops i forgot right
you're not a bottom

[x.squirrel.x has removed f.lix.x from the group chat]

im.not.smoll
what the fuck

[im.not.smoll has added f.lix.x to the group chat]

im.not.smoll
will somebody tell me what the fuck is going on?

f.lix.x
I'M NOT A BOTTOM
WE'RE SWITCHING

x.squirrel.x
does Chan know about it?
Felix said he's top and that i don't have a voice

f.lix.x
HE DOESN'T HAVE A VOICE LIKE YOU

x.squirrel.x
we'll see what he's gonna say when he finds out about it

[f.lix.x has changed the group's name to The Society of Poor Bottoms and Felix]

[x.squirrel.x has changed the group's name to The Society of Poor Bottoms]

x.squirrel.x
YOU'RE A BOTTOM

f.lix.x
NO

[f.lix.x has changed the group's name to The Society of Idiots]

im.not.smoll
don't get me wrong but while taking into account the fact that you're dating Chan then no you're not a top

f.lix.x
JISUNG IS LYING LAST TIME HE TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT
but right now tell me why we need this group for

im.not.smoll
right, why did you make this group?

x.squirrel.x
so my dear friends
i was lying on my bed and i was eating chips

f.lix.x
as usual

x.squirrel.x
and suddenly Hyunjin texted me

im.not.smoll
oOOooOo

x.squirrel.x
i have no idea what drugs did he take but he was for sure high

f.lix.x
wth

x.squirrel.x
he wrote his own gospel and he wanted to "make Simba with me"

im.not.smoll
oh shit bhahahaha

x.squirrel.x
then he fell from his bed
he told his parents that he has "his lioness"
got out of his house
and while laughing like crazy he went to my house
but we didn't have sex don't even think about it

f.lix.x
oh i thought so

x.squirrel.x
he told me he loves me

f.lix.x
Hwang Hyunjin did tell you he loves you?

im.not.smoll
WOOOOOAH BRUH

x.squirrel.x
you're blind or what?

im.not.smoll
plz tell me you told it too

x.squirrel.x
well exactly at this moment his mother entered the room
and when she left Hyunjin seemed... yeah

im.not.smoll
whoops

x.squirrel.x
and then i thought
you only live ones
and i kissed him
and maybe i told him that i love him too????

im.not.smoll
HDUSGWUWKSBXHSHQKABXGXHHS

f.lix.x
i'm proud of you my son

x.squirrel.x
i'm older than you

f.lix.x
i'm proud of you my dear bottom
maybe i'm younger but if we were together then you would call me daddy so shut up

im.not.smoll
BHAHHAHAHAHAHA

x.squirrel.x
i'm sick of you sometimes

im.not.smoll
only sometimes?

f.lix.x
but you still love me

x.squirrel.x
yeah but with every "babyboy" my love disappears like your chances for being a top

f.lix.x
my chances to be a top are much higher than yours

im.not.smoll
well actually that's true
...
BABYBOY

f.lix.x
MY BLOOD

x.squirrel.x
AND YOU BRUTUS?

f.lix.x
ANOTHER MEMBER OF OUR CLUB
I'M GONNA GET CHAN TOO

x.squirrel.x
it's more possible that you're gonna get him to join this club than that you'll convince him that you're the top

f.lix.x
Jisung baby
how many times have you lost the bet with me?
EVERY FUCKING TIME

[x.squirrel.x has added aussie.boi to the group chat]

aussie.boi
?

f.lix.x
CHAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW

x.squirrel.x
CHAN READ THE MESSAGES QUICKLY
COME ON CHAN PLZZZ

f.lix.x
NOT ON MY WATCH

aussie.boi
wait what

[f.lix.x has removed aussie.boi from the group chat]

f.lix.x
IT'S NOT THE TIME FOR THIS
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

[x.squirrel.x has added aussie.boi to the group chat]

f.lix.x
ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA SEND HWANG ALL OF YOUR NUDES
REMOVE HIM NOOOOOOOOOOW

x.squirrel.x
YOU LITTLE FUCKER

im.not.smoll
oh my god XD

[x.squirrel.x has removed aussie.boi from the group chat]

f.lix.x
THAT'S WHY I COLLECT THEM

x.squirrel.x
but i have no idea if he had read the messages

f.lix.x
one more time and i'll personally make sure that you won't sit for a week

x.squirrel.x
calm down
if you wanna be top then find another man

f.lix.x
POWER SWITCH

x.squirrel.x
i don't believe in this

f.lix.x
I DON'T COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TAKING PHOTOS OF YOUR ASS

im.not.smoll
maybe i'll keep quiet

x.squirrel.x
dw it's our normal conversation

im.not.smoll
i beg you let's talk about something normal
for example, let's come back to the fact that hyunsung said i love you to each other

f.lix.x
okay
Jisung keep going

x.squirrel.x
and then we kissed
passionately
and when i got horny
he said that we won't have sex because i only wanted to cuddle
i got blue balled

f.lix.x
BHAHAHAHA GOOD FOR YOU

x.squirrel.x
fuck you
if he started this he could at least end this

im.not.smoll
am i the only one who's happy with what i already have?

f.lix.x
i told you that after your first time you both are gonna fuck like rabbits

x.squirrel.x
okay okay

f.lix.x
no but really
he's horny 24/7
you're horny 12/7
so why don't you just go on
or maybe i don't know something????

x.squirrel.x
maybe we don't want to fuck 24/7??

f.lix.x
but tell me
why are you still sending me your softs when you have a boyfriend???

x.squirrel.x
WHY ARE YOU SAVING THEM????
and the last time when i sent you it i hadn't had a boyfriend yet

f.lix.x
you saw why today
maybe you haven't sent them since then but you're talking about your new lingerie all the time

x.squirrel.x
and what if Chan will take your phone and enter the gallery??
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY????

f.lix.x
i'm an idiot and a genius i'll make up something

x.squirrel.x
jeongin probably is sick of us

im.not.smoll
nah i'm laughing at you haha
literally i'm dying out of laugher

f.lix.x
see i'm having fun too
and you'd have fun too Jisung if you let your boy fuck you

im.not.smoll
idk if i should pity Jisung or if i should support Felix in embarrassing you

x.squirrel.x
BETRAYER
I'M THE MOST HURT BOTTOM HERE

im.not.smoll
you're the only one hurt bottom here i'm not complaining
you're the one who's complaining that Hwang wants to fuck all the time and that he calls you babyboy when you actually want it too

x.squirrel.x
i mean i want to
but i don't want too
because then my ass hurts

f.lix.x
COME ON
LET GOOOOOO
DW ABOUT THE ASS HWANG WILL GIVE YOU A MASSAGE

x.squirrel.x
but it still hurts...

im.not.smoll
go to your Hwang~
he'll please your needs
dw about the pain

f.lix.x
GOD MADE US HURT BECAUSE THEN WE'LL BE HAPPY
in your case the order will be other but shhhh

x.squirrel.x
fuck y'all i can do it myself

f.lix.x
no you can't have sex without Hyunjin

x.squirrel.x
you'd be surprised but i can please myself without him
i'm not an omega or sth

f.lix.x
i won't say anything about the fact that you're probably touching yourself while looking at his photos

im.not.smoll
what are you talking about Jisung bhahaha
what have you read on the wattpad again

x.squirrel.x
oh shut up it hurts less

f.lix.x
i wanna know too

x.squirrel.x
...
i read omegaverse

f.lix.x
and you're telling me that you're not the estroboy

x.squirrel.x
i'm not an estroboy even though i like to read different things on the wattpad

f.lix.x
you're bottom af
you're afraid of everything
you're cute af
you're 169 high
you have your hot daddy
you read some weird things on the internet
should i keep going?

im.not.smoll
we all know the truth Jisung

x.squirrel.x
OH OK
I LIKE WHEN HYUNJIN CALLS ME LIKE THAT
ARE YOU HAPPY?

f.lix.x
when he calls what?

im.not.smoll
come onnn

x.squirrel.x
i'll kill you
i'm the fucking babyboy
are you happy?

f.lix.x
af

im.not.smoll
JISUNG - HYUNJIN'S BABYBOY

f.lix.x
THE MOVIE
I'M GONNA SEND HYUNJIN THE SS

im.not.smoll
i wanna be a director of the movie about hyunsung

f.lix.x
i'm gonna write the script

x.squirrel.x
JUST TRY

im.not.smoll
show me his reaction

x.squirrel.x
can i jump off the rug?
if Hyunjin's gonna send me some weird stuff then it's your fault

f.lix.x
ok i can't wait

x.squirrel.x
and i don't

f.lix.x
you see
i always win
i was the first one who made you confess that you're a babyboy
see?

x.squirrel.x
but you're never gonna be a top

f.lix.x
sooner than you honey

x.squirrel.x
fuck Hyunjin is writing something
what did you tell him

f.lix.x
nooooothing

x.squirrel.x
omg
if i won't be back
then no Hyunjin is NOT fucking me

f.lix.x
ok ok

im.not.smoll
adios

f.lix.x
we all know the truth

[seen]

...

let's bring some holly water for the next chapter~

i would want to integrate a little bit more with you, where are y'all from?? tell my something about you :D