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prince.hvang
guys
i had sex

spear.b
REALLY?

real.devil
oh fuck
that's nice

spear.b
i hope it was Jisung

prince.hvang
yeah
it was Jisung
and he's such an angel hshshxhshxgs

spear.b
AND HOW ARE FEELING AFTER HAVING SEX WITH YOUR LOVER??

prince.hvang
YOU SEE SEUNGMIN
I WAS FIRST

real.devil
but i don't wanna have sex with Innie so far

prince.hvang
yeah yeah everybody knows you're dreaming about it
I TOLD YOU HE'S AN ANGEL NOT A PERSON DJSUXBHD

real.devil
i'll want this when he'll want this

spear.b
was it this good?

prince.hvang
FUCK ALL OF MY EXS
JISUNG>>>>>

spear.b
yeah we know you have fucked them

prince.hvang
don't make a fuckboy out of me
BUT ANYWAYS
THEY DON'T MATTER ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE MY LITTLE BABY SUNGIE

spear.b
okay that's enough

real.devil
bruh chill
anyways while you were fucking Jisung
i devised Bin's otp

spear.b
what

prince.hvang
Changpolda

real.devil
Changpolda

prince.hvang
you told me about this before i had sex with Jisung

real.devil
you little fucker
oh yeah right

prince.hvang
bro better go and examine your forgettery

real.devil
yeah because you remember everything

prince.hvang
because you'll forget that deflowered Jeongin

spear.b
he doesn't have forgettery only when he's with Yang

real.devil
i hate you

prince.hvang
he forgets about us too

spear.b
he's gonna fuck him underneath this shower and he'll forget about this

real.devil
fuck you

prince.hvang
hahaha you can't joke about me anymore
but anyways what should i do now to be a loving and caring boyfriend?
Changbin you know what to do

real.devil
jUsT Go AnD tAlK To hIM

spear.b
share some food with him
i think so

real.devil
you're always thinking about food

prince.hvang
it's impossible to share food with Jisung
he always eats EVERYTHING

spear.b
give him your portion

real.devil
you want Hyunjin to starve?

prince.hvang
oh he's whining something about an exemption from pe

real.devil
indisposition XDD

prince.hvang
you don't want me or Jisung to starve?

real.devil
i look after you idiot

prince.hvang
did you contract this estroboy shit from the red-haired boy or what
aww you're almost as cute as Jisung

real.devil
i've never spoken with Felix before
awww

spear.b
and i don't matter anymore 😔

prince.hvang
oh lol that's right
i've spoken with him once when i asked him for Jisung's softs
but now i've seen him naked...
noooo Binnie that's not the truth

real.devil
now you don't need his softs

spear.b
i see you had fun my friend

prince.hvang
listen bro if you wanted to eat a hot dog but somebody bought you a pizza does it mean that you will never eat a hot dog again?
no it doesn't
so I'm gonna get those softs one day
yeah i did have fun 😏😏
especially when my baby was laying under me

spear.b
in fact now it's more possible since you've seen him naked

real.devil
shut up because i wanna throw up

prince.hvang
AT LEAT YOU BELIEVE IN ME BINNIE
should i remind you when you got drunk and described your first time with DETAILS?

real.devil
Hyunjin i believe in you but please stop telling us about Jisung moaning under you because i wanna throw up
oh shut up

prince.hvang
i haven't said a thing about moaning

spear.b
WHY I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT SEUNGMIN'S FIRST TIME?

prince.hvang
BUT IF YOU ADVERTED THIS

real.devil
enough
really i don't feel comfortable
for example i would prefer to find out how it feels to sleep with your lover on your own rather than listening to your speech

prince.hvang
THEN GO AND TRY IT OUT WITH JEONGIN

spear.b
now you admitted that you do want to have sex with Jeongin

prince.hvang
DO IT RIGHT NOW

real.devil
C H I L L

prince.hvang
YOU NICE KEEP GOING SEUNGMIN
YOU CAN MAKE IT TOO

real.devil
FUCK NO
STOP IT

spear.b
you sound like you're on alcoholic anonymous meeting

real.devil
BHAHAHHA

prince.hvang
ok i'm leaving because my sugar boy needs me
if i won't come back then it means that i got his softs

real.devil
GO

spear.b
and don't come back

real.devil
exactly

spear.b
and you go and talk with Yang
and don't come back too
i'm going to Leopolda
and i won't come back either

prince.hvang
ohhh that's so good that all of us found someone

real.devil
nice

spear.b
DON'T COME BACK

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im sorry for overusing XD but it's a polish thing sksnskakak