prince.hvang
JISUNG MY DEAR BABY

x.squirrel.x
whassup

prince.hvang
I'VE CREATED OUR ANTHEM

x.squirrel.x
whattt

prince.hvang
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND FELIX WENT A LITTLE BIT CRAZY AT THE BREAK?
AND YOU STARTED TO SING INTO THE UNKNOWN?

x.squirrel.x
oh yeah something like this happened
and what?

prince.hvang
LISTEN
WHAT SONG HYUNJIN CAN SING WHILE HAVING SEX?
INTO THE JISUNG

x.squirrel.x
you're high right

prince.hvang
I DON'T KNOW BHAHHAHAAH
I ATE ONLY GUMMIES

x.squirrel.x
CALM DOWN

prince.hvang
I'M DYING OUT OF LAUGHTER

x.squirrel.x
yeah probably you're drunk like you were when you confessed to me

prince.hvang
THEN I WAS REALLY DRUNK
NOW I'M JUST LAUGHING
INTO THE JISUNG DO YOU HEAR THIS
THAT'S PERFECT

x.squirrel.x
omg what the fuck is in your head

prince.hvang
YOU
BASKETBALL
SEX
MY FRIENDS
MY FAMILY
FOR SURE NOT MATH

x.squirrel.x
the third one for sure

prince.hvang
IN COMBINATION WITH THE FIRST ONE
MY CAPS LOCK DOESN'T WORK

x.squirrel.x
are you 100% sure that you're not drunk?

prince.hvang
I'M WHEEZING ON MY BED

x.squirrel.x
wtf

prince.hvang
OH LET'S GO AND DANCE NAKED IN THE RAIN

x.squirrel.x
ok text me when you're sober

prince.hvang
I ONLY ATE GUMMIES
WHY EVERYONE IS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME

x.squirrel.x
YOU WON'T TRICK ME YOU DRINKER

prince.hvang
CHANGBIN SAID THAT I TOOK DRUGS TOO
I CAN'T BREATHE BAHAHA
AND IT ALL STARTED FROM
INTOOOO THE JIIISUUUUUUUUUUUNG

x.squirrel.x
HYUNJIN PLEASE PULL YOUR GAY ASS TOGETHER

prince.hvang
INTOOOO THEEEE JISUUUUUUUUUNG
YOUR ASS IS GAYER THAN MINE WGYECWEYCHIW
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH ME
I DIDN'T TAKE ANY DRUGS
MY PARENTS ARE DOWNSTAIRS
I'M SURE THAT SOMEBODY WILL COME THERE IN A MINUTE AND ASK IF I'M SUFFOCATING

x.squirrel.x
watch out because you're gonna tell them what you're doing when they are absent

prince.hvang
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I ORBIT AROUND YOU
AND LIKE A COMET I'M ENTERING YOU

x.squirrel.x
OH MY GODXD
how are your parents called?
imma text them and tell them that they need to call an ambulance

prince.hvang
EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT
DO YOU MISS HORNY HYUNJIN ALREADY?

x.squirrel.x
believe me sometimes i need a break from you

prince.hvang
WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH WITH ME
I WANNA LISTEN TO YOUR CUTE LAUGHTER

x.squirrel.x
because you're drunk

prince.hvang
I HAVEN'T DRUNK ANYTHING

x.squirrel.x
HOW DO I KNOW?

prince.hvang
LET'S HAVE SEX
MAYBE IT WILL HELP

x.squirrel.x
no

prince.hvang
OH EVEN THE CELLING SEEMS FUNNY
SUNGIE WILL YOU BECOME MY LIONESS?

x.squirrel.x
no

prince.hvang
BUT WHY
WE'LL MAKE OUR SIMBA
CHANGBIN WILL BE THIS BAD ONE
HOW WAS HE CALLED

x.squirrel.x
Scar
i'm not going to have a lion baby with you
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

prince.hvang
DON'T DESTROY MY DREAMS
I WANT TO HAVE A SIMBA
AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO ME

x.squirrel.x
SO FIND SOME WOMAN
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

prince.hvang
I'LL BE YOUR MUFASA
I DON'T NEED A GIRL I HAVE MY ESTROBOY

x.squirrel.x
you know that Mufasa dies right?

prince.hvang
SHHHHHHH
I'LL BE DANCING WITH ANGELS THEN
OH WAIT
YOU'RE AN ANGEL

x.squirrel.x
i'm not taking on this

prince.hvang
ARCHANGEL GABRIEL IS THAT YOU

x.squirrel.x
no

prince.hvang
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA

x.squirrel.x
if i was Gabriel then you would be Mary

prince.hvang
I'M GONNA DIE AS MUFASA
I'LL SIGN A PACT WITH GABRIEL
THEN I'LL RISE FROM THE DEAD
AND THEN
GABRIEL WILL SPELL YOU A BABY
I BROKE THE SYSTEM

x.squirrel.x
WHATTHEFUCK

prince.hvang
JISUNG WE'LL HAVE A BABY XHSISHHXHS

x.squirrel.x
no

prince.hvang
I FELL FROM THE BED

x.squirrel.x
i'm gonna text someone in a minute
because my boyfriend went crazy

prince.hvang
BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I KNOW YOU LIKE ME

x.squirrel.x
yeah

prince.hvang
I'LL BE BACK WITH GABRIEL IN A MINUTE

x.squirrel.x
leave Gabriel alone

prince.hvang
FORESHADOWING 2.0 IS COMING

x.squirrel.x
what's wrong with you XDD

prince.hvang
MY MUM CAME TO MY ROOM AND ASKED IF I HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK OR SOMETHING LMAO

x.squirrel.x
i knew that it's gonna happen
ey
do your parents know that you have a boyfriend?

prince.hvang
well yes but no
OH I WILL TELL THEM NOW
MUM DAD I FOUND MY LIONESS JISUNG

x.squirrel.x
OK RECORD THEIR REACTION

prince.hvang
I NEARLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
DAD SAID THAT I'M FOOLING THEM AND THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE

x.squirrel.x
aren't they scared of you in this state? bhaha

prince.hvang
SUNGIE SAY HI

x.squirrel.x
what

prince.hvang
MY MOM IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE IF I RAN AWAY FROM A MENTAL HOSPITAL

x.squirrel.x
i'm not even surprised

prince.hvang
MOM SAID THAT WE'LL COME BACK TO THIS TOPIC WHEN I'LL CALM DOWN
BUT SINCE I'M DOWNSTAIRS
THEN I'M COMING TO YOU
GET READY

x.squirrel.x
yk i think i'll text somebody sober
no plz

prince.hvang
WE'LL GET DRUNK SO YOU'LL LAUGH WITH ME
WHY NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME

x.squirrel.x
IMMA TEXT SOMEBODY NORMAL

prince.hvang
SHAKE YOUR TIDDIES WITH ME

x.squirrel.x
WTFFFF

prince.hvang
I'M ALREADY OUTSIDE BABY
I'M CRYING
XDDDDD

x.squirrel.x
TEXT ME WHEN YOU'LL CALM DOWN

prince.hvang
I'LL BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES

x.squirrel.x
NO NO NO
I'M NOT HOME

prince.hvang
YOU HAVE TO CALM ME DOWN
OR YOU WILL LAUGH WTH ME
AHUAHUAHAUA
I'LL CATCH YOU

x.squirrel.x
youuuu
OKAY WHAT WE'RE LAUGHING AT

prince.hvang
IDK THAT'S THE PROBLEM
IDK WHAT I'M LAUGHING AT
JUST BE WITH ME PLZ
I'M BEHAVING LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX ANYMORE
LET'S CUDDLE
I'M HEEEREEEE
OPEN THE DOOR BABY

x.squirrel.x
OK I'M RUNNING AWAY THROUGH THE BALCONY

prince.hvang
JUMP INTO MY ARMS JULIET

x.squirrel.x
OKAY I WON'T

prince.hvang
SO COME DOWNSTAIRS AND OPEN THE DOOR
BEFORE YOUR MUM WILL TO THIS

x.squirrel.x
WHAT DID I DO WRONG

prince.hvang
YOU MET ME
SORRY NOT SORRY MY LOVELY BOY

x.squirrel.x
GO HOME DUMBASS

prince.hvang
IT'S CUDDLES TIME BABY
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
COME ON I WANNA HUG YOU
AWWWWW
HAHAHA
HXUSNSJS
I'M DONE

x.squirrel.x
FUCK WHEN MY MOM WILL SEE YOU IN THIS STATE SHE WON'T LET ME HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE

prince.hvang
SHE LIKES ME SHE WON'T DO THAT
ANYWAYS YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH FELIX AND HE'S LIKE ME

x.squirrel.x
YEAH
BUT SINCE HE'S WITH CHAN HE BECAME A LITTLE BIT MORE NORMAL

prince.hvang
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR BECAUSE I WANNA HUG YOU

x.squirrel.x
NO YOU'LL BE STANDING THERE

prince.hvang
YOUR MUM LET ME IN BHAHAHA I'M COMING

x.squirrel.x
FUCK FUCK FUCK

prince.hvang
BYE BYE BABY WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER IN A MINUTE

x.squirrel.x
BUT ONLY CUDDLES
HYUNJIN

prince.hvang
PREPARE THE BLANKET

x.squirrel.x
I HAVE TWO OF THEM

prince.hvang
B L A N K E T
SINGULAR FORM

x.squirrel.x
OKAY ONE BLANKET

prince.hvang
SWEETHEART YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH

x.squirrel.x
BECAUSE I AM
DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS IF YOU WANNA COME INTO MY ROOM

prince.hvang
I'M COMING TO HUG MY BABYBOY

x.squirrel.x
I CAN'T WITH YOU

prince.hvang
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S ME
WAIT I'LL JUST TAKE THE JUICE THAT YOUR MOM GAVE ME
I'M COMING BABY

x.squirrel.x
EHHH

prince.hvang
PREPARE THE BLANKET
BABYBOY

x.squirrel.x
I DID

prince.hvang
YOUR LOCAL BOYFRIEND MATERIAL IS HERE

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it was so hard to translate because this chapter contains so many weird phrases that make sense only in polish 😭