"Just follow my lead, and trust me," Ladybug says, closing her bluebell eyes so they're no longer visible to the ever loving Chat Noir. Chat could think of no one he'd rather trust, so he closes his eyes tight. The dark confusing him for a second but when her voice once again fills the room, he knows why he's in the dark. "Spots off." Did she just? 

Follow her lead...follow her..."Claws off," Chat, or Adrien can feel his swift detransformation and how the cold around him felt so much colder without his ever familiar leather suit covering every inch of his body. Hopefully, Plagg doesn't- 

"Hey! It's that chick that has a crush on you!" Plagg says. That doesn't really say much though because it seems like every girl has a crush on Adrien nowadays. But because Adrien is a complete idiot, Adrien's eyes dart open. His eyes are filled with the image of his classmate, Marinette.

Next to the Ladybug...Marinette... is a little red bug, her face contorted with disappointment. "Damn it Plagg." 

Marinette opens her eyes to see what all the fuss is, where's this girl that has a crush on Ch-

Marinette falls into the whipped cream and drowns of shock...

Yup, that's the end...

It's not my fault you read it...

I didn't know how to end it...

Whatever.