I slammed my locker door shut, humming along to this catchy song I heard on the radio. I really hated it when I couldn’t figure out what song it was.

Someone jumped on me from behind and whispered right into my ear, “When are Julian and you going to start making out? Take pictures.”

I screamed and tried to push off whoever was on me. I saw Julian strolling towards me right then, smirking and I immediately stopped screaming. Brilliant. He just had to come when I started screaming, didn’t he?

Time to stick to the plan. If this person wasn’t getting off my back, she was coming with me. I turned and ran as fast as I could. I heard the person on my back squeal, “PIGGY BACK RIIIIDE!”

Oh dear lord, she was like Lola. Once we were safely hidden in an empty classroom, she got off me. I turned around to face....someone I didn’t know. She had crazy curly hair, wild eyes and was very short. She looked familiar though. If I wasn’t gay, I would have been a little turned on by the fact that she was all over me.

She smiled, “Hello there. I’m Julian’s sister. Amy McHarden.”

I should have known. All the McHardens definitely earned their last name, didn’t they? I bet their parents were as good looking as Brangelina.

“I knew you looked familiar.”

“Do I turn you on like Julian does?”

I stared at her, blankly. Did she just say what I heard her say? She pressed me up against the door and whispered, “You’re cute, you know?”

I gulped, “You’re suffocating me. You’re scaring me. Please get off me.”

Ten points for Kentucky’s smoothness, yeah!

She giggled and backed off, “You make me want to lick chocolate off you.”

Maybe taking her with me, into an empty classroom was a bad idea. I opened the door and ran out squealing. What is wrong with that family!? I turned around once to check if she was following me but I just saw her standing at the door, smirking at me.

I slowed down once I turned around a corner. Okay, time to head to class. All this running was making me very tired. Just then, I saw Julian running around, looking into classrooms frantically.

When he saw me, he sighed in relief. He began running towards me and I immediately started backing away until I realized, his crazy sister was somewhere there.

I stopped and he leaped on me. “What are you trying to play at here?”

I looked at him innocently, “Your sister asked for a ride.”

“When she asks for a ride, she normally DOESN’T mean just a piggy back ride, you idiot.”

I shrank back, “I didn’t know she was all scary like that.”

Julian started laughing, “What did she do to you?”

I felt myself turning all red, “She said she wanted to lick chocolate off me.”

Julian stopped laughing and looked at me.

I squirmed uncomfortably, “What?”

“She’s not the only one who’d like to lick chocolate off you.”

“EWWWW. Bad Julian! Bad!”

I hit him on the shoulder repeatedly until he stopped laughing, “Oh, that totally isn’t gay.”

I immediately checked the hallway. Okay, it was empty. No one saw me going all girly on Julian. He smiled, “I love my sister and all, but she’s a little crazy when it comes to boys. And girls.”

“She’s bi?!”

He smirked, “She’d do anything that moves.”

I cough, “Like her brother.”

He glared, “I don’t bang EVERYTHING. Just hot things.”

My eyes widened, “Wow. Did you just hear yourself?”

“I did. I’m vain. It comes with the name.”

“You rhymed.”

“I love how you always change the topic JUST when it gets interesting.”

“It’s a skill. Like how you get people into bed, I keep people away from mine.”

“Interesting. My little KennyBenny is innocent.”

This time, I glared at him, “I don’t plan on being one of your THINGS.”

Julian leaned down and whispered into my ear, “Oh, you won’t be.”

I shivered as his hot breath tickled my ear.

He continued, “You’re going to be so much more, little KennyBenny.”

“I’m not going to be your anything because I’m not gay.”

“Oh really?”

He suddenly bit my ear and I gasped. He held me around the hips and kissed the space beneath my ear and moved down to my neck. I moaned quietly and tried to stop myself but Julian had already heard me. He chuckled against my neck, “The next time you say you’re not gay, I’ll do worse.”

I pushed him away quickly, covering my neck.

“I have platinum boxers, yo! You aren’t getting anywhere near me even if you tried!”

Julian cocked his head to the side, slightly and began walking towards me. Oh dear God. Challenging him was not a wise move. I did what I do best. I turned around and ran, squealing like a little girl.

I do way too much squealing and running lately. Julian leaned against the lockers, staring at me run away. Just before I went into my class, I stuck my tongue out at him.

“Keep doing that and MY tongue will stick itself in your mouth!” he yelled.

I slammed my classroom door shut and ignored the looks from my classmates as they took in my ruffled appearance. I quickly ran to the back, thankful that my teacher hadn’t come in as yet.

As I sat down and adjusted myself, I noticed Hannah walk in. She smiled and walked to the seat beside me. Just before she sat down, she giggled, “Ah, he marked you already. Smart. I heard quite a few people saying you were even more attractive now that they know you’re Julian’s new target.”

“Marked me? Wait, new target? WAIT, people know I’m gay?” I whispered.

“Nope. They think you’ll be turned gay though. People are in shock that Julian’s gay and all but since he’s Julian...well...no one can really do anything.”

“So, people are okay with gay people here?” I said, still whispering.

She nodded. “Always have been, always will be. Look, I know whatever happened to you back then must have been hard but-”

I cut her off, “I don’t want to talk about it. What do you mean by marking me?”

Hannah flipped open her phone, pointed it at me and took a picture of my neck. Then she held it out to me and I gasped. That....that....SON OF A PINEAPPLE.

I had two very distinct reddish pink spots on my neck. Hickeys.

So, that’s why he let me go so easily.

I’m going to kill him. Or better yet, I was going to make him wish he hadn’t marked me. He wanted me out of the closet? Oh, he was going to regret getting me out of Narnia.

Two can play at this game. I resisted the urge to laugh out loud, evilly.

Hannah nudged me, “You’re scaring me. What’s that evil look for?”

I smiled innocently, “Hannah. How well do you know Julian?”

“Well, we’re really close. He’s really easy to get along with.”

“How would you like to help me get back at him?”

She raises an eyebrow, “You’re asking ME, his sister, to help you get back at him?”

I nodded.

She tapped her chin for a minute, staring at the wall. Then, looking back at me, “Well, that evil brat tends to steal my boyfriends if I bring them home. I don’t mind a little revenge.”

I grinned, “Perfect. Wait. How many boyfriends has he stolen?”

Hannah giggled and ruffled my hair, “You’re so cute when you’re jealous.”

I pouted, “That many, huh?”

“So how do we get back at him? Nothing too crazy right?”

I just shushed Hannah when our class teacher walked in. Following her was someone I hadn’t seen before. My eyes widened as I took in his appearance. He was tall. He was tan. He was sexy. When he saw me blatantly checking him out, he winked at me. I immediately looked away, pretending I wasn’t looking. Wow. This guy was...undeniably hot.

Hannah, who was in a daze as well, “Damn, that boy could give Julian competition.”

I slumped on my desk, taking in his blonde shaggy hair and odd blue eyes. One of those perfect blonde hair, blue eyed boys.

Those eyes were so beautiful. Clearly, I had an eye fetish. It wasn’t my fault. Anyone would fall for gorgeous eyes. My breath stopped slightly when he trained those gorgeous deep blue eyes at me.

When Hannah noticed him looking at me, she whispered, “I have a feeling that Julian’s not going to like him.”

That’s when it hit me. I sat up straight and looked at Hannah, “I think I just found out how we’re going to get back at Julian.”

We both turned to look at the New Guy, again who was still smiling smugly at everyone.

Oh, this was going to be fun.

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TEEHEE. ;D

Okay, next chapter might take a while. Only because I have NO idea how to move on. o_o

I mean, I have evil plans in my head (mwahaha >:D)BUT I don't know how to put it down into the next chapter. Till then, squeal in happiness like KennyBenny <3 

Only, he doesn't squeal in happiness. It's normally because Julian jumped on him out of nowhere. ;) Which reminds me! What do you think of Julian's crazy sister? xD

Before this Author Note thingy gets too long, Imma shuddup. o_o 

LA LA LOVE YOU GUYS <3 

(Your comments make ME squeal like KennyBenny~)

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