Paul: Urgh, Geo? Maybe we should see other people.

George: What makes you say that? I thought we had a good relationship.

Paul: It's nothing to do with our relationship, it's just that I'm picking up on your gluttonous habits now! I gained FIVE POUNDS for god's sake!

George: Well I'm picking up on you picking your nose and you don't see me complaining about that do ya?

Paul: At least you're just getting rid of mucus. How can I be known as cute if I'm getting so fat?

George: You only gained five pounds. *pokes Paul's belly* But I wouldn't mind having something softer to cuddle into at night.