Chapter 64: Goka's Misadventures in Other World
A/N: after Bojack's defeat on earth by the hands of Gohan, Goka finds herself heading to some strange places in the Other World.
On a much different looking tournament setting, Goka, in her Super Saiyan form, was standing a few feet away from tall, green skinned humanoid looking warrior with big lips and black spots on his head wearing a blue long sleeved shirt with white gi pants secured with a red sash and brown boots with beige footing. Said warrior was surprised by her form as a few small sweet drops rolled down his head.
???'s mind: what the hell? How is someone as dumb as her have a form like that and keeps getting stronger. It doesn't make sense!
Other World Announcer: what an exciting match! The strange hillbilly looking person was secretly a blonde bimbo this whole time. But, will it do her any good.
The announcer said, with a voice similar to Toad from Mario.
Goka's mind: hm, what's a bimbo? Is it something you use?
She soon shook her head for moment before speaking to what seemed to be the people reading this.
Goka's mind: anyway, I know what you people are probably asking right now: "Goka, what did you get yourself into this time? Why are you fighting a guy who looks like piccolo except who doesn't have ears and has big lips?" Well, it all started a while ago.
(Flashback).
On the rocky area under Snake Way, King Kai had finally gotten finish building a house.
King Kai: ah, it took me a couple of weeks, but, I finally managed to build a new house. No more laying on the ground for me.
Goka: nice work, King Kai. It must have toke you a while to....
As she was talking, she placed her hand on the side of the house to feel it, only for it to break apart into pieces.
King Kai:..................I..... I ..... I need to go before I blow more than just a damn bloodvessel....
King Kai started walking off onto Snake Way while Goka, Bubbles and Gregory followed behind him.
King Kai's mind: that didn't fucking mean for you jackasses to follow me.
(Timeskip).
After a long walk through Snake Way before getting onto an Airport and getting on a long plane ride, Goka and King Kai arrived on the planer of the Grand Kai. They see a couple of fighters training with one another on the way in.
Goka: a cool, these guys look pretty strong. I'm ready to take them all on at once.
King Kai: save the fighting for later.
Goka: awww, but King Kai....
King Kai: if I get on the Grand Kai's bad side because of you, so help me god, I will f**king make sure you won't ever fight ever again!
Goka gasped.
Goka: you wouldn't!
King Kai: try me.
They eventually arrive near a large, mostly white mansion-looking place where a stylish silver colored car was outside of it.
Goka: wow, this place looks amazing.
King Kai: yeah, nice place for an old pot smoking hipster.
King Kai said as he whispered to himself.
Goka: what did you say, King Kai?
King Kai: oh nothing, nothing.
King Kai soon looked in excitement at the car that was parked outside of the building.
King Kai: now this is quality car that I've been looking for other than that old piece of run down crap I had back at my planet.
Goka: oh yeah... whatever happened to that car?
King Kai just stood there silent for a moment as he just didn't have words for Goka's idiocy.
???: hey, ya freeloaders, get the hell away from that car!
Goka and King Kai looked over and saw a purple skinned kai with what looked to be some sort of hair helmet thing with the top of it in the shape of a pig's tail. The clothes he wore was similar to King Kai's, except with different colors and he had a blue monocle instead of glasses. He was rather short in stature, even shorter than King Kai. With him was a tall green skinned man with big lips wearing a blue shirt, white pants as well as his own weighted gi. Said waited gi was in the form of white robes secured with a brown belt with a golden circle in the middle, and a tall turban-like hat that also has a golden circle in the middle with a long flowing white bandana over it.
Goka's mind: wow, that guy kinda looks like Piccolo..... Except if he had bit lips.... and flat ears.... and weirder looking clothing. And who's that angry little guy with him? He kinda looks like King Kai?
King Kai's mind: oh god, it's this purple jackass.
King Kai: well, if it ain't the biggest jackass of all the galaxies.
West Kai: what did you say about me you f**king smurf lookin old shit?!
King Kai: how about you come a little closer to my f**king face and say that again!?
West Kai: maybe I will, cockroach dick!
Pikkon remained silent as the two argued.
West Kai: why the hell are you all the way out here anyway, shouldn't you be back on your tiny ass planet, crawling around the cockroach head you are?!
King Kai: big talk coming from a guy who wears a pig's ass on his head! Why the hell are you here? Got tired on rolling around in the mud all day?
West Kai: I'm here with my finest student in the galaxy, Pikkon. Makes your student look like total shit in comparison.
Pikkon soon looked to Goka for a moment, who looked back to him a slight surprise. West Kai soon noticed something about King Kai.
West Kai: oh my god..... is that a f**king halo on your head.
King Kai: wh.... What?
West Kai soon burst out laughing.
West Kai: oh my god, it is a halo! You f**king died! That's hilarious!
King Kai: yeah, laugh it up, you little shit. I'll strangle you while you do!
???: wow now. Chill out here, little dudes. You're killing the positive vibes of this place, man.
Both King Kai and West Kai both panicked as they knew who that was speaking. They quickly bowed down before Pikkon soon did as well. Goka, who was confused, was still standing.
Goka: why does it suddenly smell a little like that stuff Master Roshi smoked around me and Krillin when we were kids.
King Kai pulled Goka down to make her look like she was bowing.
King Kai: bow your head, you idiot!
A light shined from the top of the building before landing right in front of Goka and King Kai before exploding and sending the two back. As the smoke around them started to clear after the blast, Goka soon got to see a good look at Grand Kai. He was wearing jeans, a denim jacket and black Wayfarer sunglasses. He was also holding up a boom box that was playing "Slow Ride by Foghat". He soon put down the boom box and turned off the music before looking to Goka, a Bowing Pikkon and the two Kais.
Grand Kai: sorry about that, little dudes. Kinda went a little dizzy there with the weed for a sec. Anyway, Pikkon, I really need you to head down to Ku-jigo for me. Some bad guys who recently got sent down there are causing a lot of trouble and it's really making some killer bad vibes, man.
Pikkon: understood.
Goka soon turned her head to King Kai and whispered to him.
Goka: what's Ku-jigo? Some fancy new casino.
King Kai: he's talking about hell. Apparently he uses Ku-jigo because using the word Hell just brings some "unwanted vibes" to the place.
Grand Kai: seems a group of evil dudes in matching uniforms called the Ginyu Force and Armored Squadron are causing a bit of trouble down in hell.
Goka: wait, the Ginyu Force?
King Kai: you mean those freeloaders who I had to beat the piss out of down to hell? Yeah, I know those assholes.
Grand Kai: well, I need Pikkon to go down and try to take care of them.
Pikkon: it will be done.
He soon disappeared.
Goka: whoa! Aww man, I want to come too!
She soon took off.
King Kai: you can't just leave without permission!!!
Grand Kai: nah man. It's all good with me. Plus, it could get the job done faster.
King Kai's mind: yeah, or longer.
(Timeskip).
Somewhere in Hell, a red Ogre, who was beaten up by the Ginyu Force and Armored Squadron, was knocked onto the ground, with his head stomped on by Racoome. As that was going on Salza, Dore and Neiz were busy looking to see if they could try and find Cooler anywhere. So far, nothing.
Salza: we've been almost all over zis place and still no signs of Monsieur Cooler.
Dore: there's probably somewhere we haven't been lookin right.
Back with the Ginyu Force, Recoome soon picked the red Ogre up by the throat and spoke to him.
Racoome: and that's what happens when ya mess with Racoome. Because the name's Recoome, and it rhymes with doom, and you're gonna be hurting... all...too.....
Dore: oi, shut up with that already. You've been at that for the entire time we've been here, ya limey bastard.
Racoome: some people just don't respect the art of wrestling.
Jeice: hard to believe my cousin picked to be in a group assholes like them.
Burter: yeah, especially, the weird newt looking thing they have with them.
Jeice: ugh, I know. It's disgusting.
Neiz let out a loud growl.
Salza: will you cease your insufferable whining? I would rather be erased completely than spend any further time with ze likes of you.
Jeice: keep runnin ya mouth and I'll kindly do it for you.
Salza summoned a ki blade in anger. However, they were all soon interrupted by a voice that sounded very familiar to the Ginyu Force.
Goka: hi.
Ginyu Force: Goka!
All Ginyu Force Members yelled out to her, excluding Guldo, who was a little confused.
Guldo: wait, who?
Burter: on that's right. He was dead before he even saw her yet.
Jeice: yeah, how did that go again?
(Quick Flashback of Vegeta knocking Guldo's head off).
Jeice: eh, doesn't matter.
Recoome: this time, Recoome will teach her the meaning of payback.
He said before tossing the red Ogre to a large spiky object. However, he was caught before he could get impaled by one of the large spikes. They looked to see that it was Pikkon who caught him and set him down.
Dore: who the bloody hell is that?
Salza: he looks like zat Namekian from before but with fat lips.
Neiz only said a whole bunch of gibberish again.
Goka: it seems you guys didn't seem to learn your lesson about not doing mean things.
She then looked to the Armored Squadron.
Goka: and you guys!
Armored Squadron: eh?!
Goka: I don't know who you are, but, I don't appreciate you doing bad things either!
Salza: disgusting Saiyan Ape. Do you have any idea for whom you are dealing with?
Goka: huh?
Armored Squadron: we are Cooler's Armored Squadron!
They said while doing a pose. The Ginyu Force looked at them unimpressed.
Guldo: ew.
Jeice: it's not even close to good.
Burter: terrible.
Recoome: enough talk, it's payback! You wanna know why? 'Cause the name's Recoome, and it rhymes with doom, and you're gonna be hurting... all...too.....
Goka powered up, with her hair in base for sticking up like a Super Saiyan for some reason before she soon knocked out all of the Ginyu Force members and sent them flying into the red water below.
Salza: hmph, I knew my idiotic cousin and those bumbling buffoons would mess zis up. We shall be ze ones to defeat her in Honor of Monsieur Cooler!
Salza charged at Goka, ready to try and slash at her with his ki blade. However, he soon found himself getting kicked in the face by a random fire ball and knocked straight into the water with the Ginyu Force. Neiz roared in anger and confusion.
Dore: did he just get knocked out by a bloody random fire ball?!
The fire ball soon disappeared, revealing that it was Pikkon who had done it.
Goka: Pikkon?!
Dore: oi! It's that big lipped bugger! Let's teach him a f**king good kicking, aye lad?
Neiz only replied in gibberish while nodding his head yes. However, before the two could do anything. Pikkon appeared right in front of the two with his back turned. He then hit Dore square in the chest, causing him to hold it in immense pain. Neiz turned in shock, only to get struck by the bottom of Pikkon's hand at the side of the face and falling to the ground unconscious. Dore moved a few steps on his feet while holding his chest in pain.
Dore: cheap........ shot...... wanka.
He then feel face first on the ground.
Goka: wow, he managed to knock those guys out in only one quick shot. He must be really strong.
(Or Cooler and Frieza's men are all but fodder material at this point).
Pikkon soon flew above the red water before spinning around so fast that he was able to send the Ginyu Force and Salza towards the spikes as they screamed.
(Meanwhile).
You, Gohan, ChiChi, Bulma; who was holding Baby Trunks were all outside as you were wanting to try and help Goten with his few tendencies to fire off random blasts.
Gohan: are you sure this is a good idea to try and teach Goten how to fire blasts correctly?
(Y/N): I mean, the very least we can do is try to help him. Besides, It gives me an opportunity to spend more times with my Kids.
Bulma: now if only we could try to get Vegeta to try and do that.
ChiChi: even after all that happened
You held baby Goten in your arms as you soon lifted him up from under his arm pits and had him looked to you.
(Y/N): alright Goten, ChiChi tells me you've been a little lose when it comes to you firing off smalls, but destructive blasts that cause some damage.
ChiChi: he even almost hit the inside of the house once.
(Y/N): which is why we'll intend to fix that.
You soon set down carefully while kneeling down to him.
(Y/N): okay, let's see where we can get started.
ChiChi: it mostly starts whenever he needs to burp or hiccup.
(Y/N): wait, just from those? That doesn't sound entirely so bad?
Goten burped, which result in him shooting out a blast, which you quickly ducked from as it just barely missed your head. The blast collided with a part of the forest a couple feet away, creating a massive hole in the ground.
(Y/N):...................... okay, so maybe it'll take a little time to take care of this.
(Back in the Otherworld).
On The Otherworld, Goka was participating in yet another tournament. This time, with powerful warriors in the afterlife from others worlds and who have been there for years. It was apparently something suggested from West Kai after him and the other Kais got on King Kai's ass about him being dead. Grand Kai had approved of the tournament. Whoever won would personally train with Grand Kai. The tournament was held in a space-like area. She was currently facing Pikkon in the ring.
Narrator: wait, I feel like there's a lot of stuff before this all started that's missing.
King Kai: this is all filler anyway, what does it matter?!
Goka and Pikkon stared each other down from opposite sides of the ring as the match was about to begin.
Pikkon's mind: so far, as stupid as this newcomer seems to be, she's surprisingly powerful and capable in combat. Even so, I still need to keep on my toes and strike when it's right.
Goka's mind: man, I'm really starving right now. I haven't gotten to eat much since I showed up here. Oh! Maybe after the match, I can ask King Kai if they've got any food in this place.
She was thinking to herself while day dreaming.
Other World Announcer: let the match begin!
Goka: wait what?
King Kai: GOKA, IF YOU'RE BUSY THINKING ABOUT FOOD AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD! I'M NOT LOSING TO A PURPLE TURNED. FOCUS ON THE MATCH!
Goka: oh right.
She quickly charged at Pikkon, delivering blows on him that he for some reason didn't dodge.
Goka: huh.... usually punching works. Maybe I should punch harder.
Pikkon soon gave a light smirk.
Pikkon: I was thinking the same thing.
Goka: really?
Goka was then met with a hard punch in the face by Pikkon, sending her up into the air. Pikkon soon moved his hands forward and fired two blasts towards Goka as she landed back on the ground. She dodged them just in time and used afterimage to appear above Pikkon. She tried to land a blow on him, but he dodged and used afterimage himself. He appeared above the ring and fired multiple ki blasts, only for Goka to dodge them and appear above the ring with him to start firing some ki blasts of her own. When the two stopped firing, they found themselves being chased by each other's blasts.
Goka's mind: oh jeez.
Pikkon: what the hell? Did we seriously have the same attack in mind?
The two of them continued to flee from the blasts that continued to follow them.
Goka: no Mr. Ki Blast, don't hit me!
Pikkon: I got to get this blast off me already. But how?
He soon noticed Goka in the distance approaching. Goka of which noticed him approaching. Both had a similar idea.
Pikkon's mind: I'll lead that ki blast right into her and.....
Goka's mind: ....he'll be hit with two of them and Mr. Blast will stop following me.
Once the two were close to each other, they flew up, allowing the two blasts colliding and explode.
Pikkon: damn!
Goka: aw man!
Grand Kai just looked on in slight surprise... mainly since he recently smoke a pack of something earlier and now he was a little fuzzy.
Grand Kai: wow... far out man. I don't know what's in this stuff, but it's makin a really killer light show.
Goka and Pikkon both appeared on the ring and ran at each other before locking hands with each other.
Pikkon's mind: okay seriously, is she reading into my head or something about what I have planned? Because she's mostly been doing some of the same stuff I've been doing.
Goka then started to try and push Pikkon back.
Goka's mind: I'mma push him off the ring!
West Kai: she's trying to push him off the ring while locking hands.
King Kai: I don't care what way you do it; just knock him off, Goka!
Goka continued to push Pikkon across the ring to the other side of the ring before they stopped near the edge of it.
Pikkon's mind: real clever trick trying to get me while I was busy trying to figure you out. But, now it's my turn.
Pikkon: no bad. But, I know there's at least got to be more coming from you, right?
Goka: huh?
He soon started to push Goka back. However, Goka soon stops him in his place.
Pikkon's mind: what?
Goka: no push backs.
Pikkon went for a quick kick. But, Goka jumped back to dodge it. The two glared at each other as the crowd cheered from the fight so far.
Pikkon: you're a lot better than I thought.
Goka: thanks, I'm already getting fired up.
Pikkon soon unbuckled his belt and removed it along with his hat.
Other World Announcer: oh my, it looks like contestant Pikkon is stripping!
West Kai: damn it, now is not the time for that!
After Pikkon placed all his weighted gi in a ball with his hat, he tossed it right at Goka, who dodged it as the gi cracked a small part of the ring. Goka then gasped.
Goka: he even wears weighted clothing like Piccolo does. Could I have found his long lost brother or something.
Pikkon: Piccolo?
Goka: yeah. He's green, like you, he's got pointy ears, a nose and antennas. He doesn't seem to have big lips like you do though.
She soon tossed the ball of weighted gi out of the ring, almost hitting the Kais as they moved out of the way.
Goka: but, while that is cool and all, I've got something better.
Pikkon: hm?
Goka soon got into a stance before she began to power up. She then let out a yell as she transformed into a Super Saiyan, much to Pikkon and everyone else's surprise.
(End of Flashback).
Goka's mind: anyway, I know what you people are probably..... wait a minute, I just got through telling that story.
Pikkon's mind: either way, no matter how strong she is, I won't go down easily.
West Kai: wha..... what is this?
South Kai: I don't seem to remember anyone from the North Galaxy being able to do that before.
East Kai: how does growing tall spiky hair make you so powerful?
King Kai soon gave off a cocky laugh smirk.
King Kai: oh, while you jack asses were too busy trying to insult me being dead. I forgot to mention something. Goka over there is what's known as a Super Saiyan.
West Kai: what?!
King Kai: suck it, bitches! I've already won!
Both Goka and Pikkon starred each other down, ready to make a move. As that happened, lightning went off in the background for some reason.
Crowd Member: why the hell is lightning going off in a space setting?
Other World Announcer: this is truly exciting, folks! My voice can barely work properly from the amazement!
Goka soon smirked before firing a Kamehameha at Pikkon, who evaded it via after image. A quick moment passed until Goka looked to where Pikkon was about to reappear.
Goka: peekaboo, I see you!
She fired a ki blast at him, only for him to dodge that quickly. She would continue to do this a few times with where Pikkon was reappearing at, and she still couldn't hit him. After her last blast, she now couldn't see him.
Goka: d..... did I use too much?
Pikkon: up here!
Goka looked up and saw Pikkon on the small moon.
Goka: how did he get all the way up there? It's almost as if he flew.
Pikkon: transforming did seem to give you an interesting power up for a moment. But, it didn't seem to do much. Since I've been in the Other World longer than you have, I've got experience on my side.
He soon jumped into the air, yelled and spun around into a tornado.
Pikkon: Hyper Tornado!
The bottom of the tornado moved towards Goka.
Goka: woah! Just like how (Y/N) is able to do that with his tail!
She soon got caught up in the tornado and was getting cut up a bit.
Goka: ahhhhhhh! I only have one of these here! Also, the pain!
Pikkon: now seems like a good time to give up.
Goka then powered up and unleashed a shockwave that dissipated the tornado.
Goka: that's it, no more playing around. Super Kaioken!
Goka's whole body glowed red as she had activated Kaioken while as a Super Saiyan. She charged at Pikkon with incredible speed.
Pikkon: Super Kaio-what?
He was met with a punch to the face that sent him crashing into the small moon. She quickly charged a Kamehameha after.
Goka: Kame........ hame........
However, Pikkon charged into her and sent her back into the ring before she could finish. Goka got right back up as Pikkon charged at her again. She fired a yellow ki blast as it clashed with Pikkon as he was in a blue energy ball to block him from it. He got closer and closer to her through her attack before managing to kick her to the side and knock her across the ring. However, she caught herself before almost falling off and landed a few feet looking toward him. Goka and Pikkon panted as the fight was still on.
East Kai: Grand Kai, with two amazingly strong warriors, you must be surprised that you'll train one of them.
Grand Kai: hm.... uh yeah. It's real wicked, man.
Grand Kai's mind: what's that weird troll looking dude talking about? I don't remember promising anything like that.... I think.
Pikkon: you're most impressive, Goka. However, I think it's time we end this.
Pikkon soon did a weird movement with his arms before clapping the side of his fists together.
Pikkon: Thunder......
Goka: huh?
Pikkon: Crush!
Pikkon unleashed a massive wave of fire from his fists, that hit Goka directly as well as the ones in the direction of the blast. Once the attack finished, the top part of the ring Goka was on was broken off with her laying down in the broken, but still remaining part of where she was. Surprisingly, Goka only had a few burnt marks and scratches.
King Kai: got, that green asshole f**king singed my antennas!
Even Grand Kai was hit by it with only some small burnt marks and scratches.
Grand Kai: wow.... This is getting hot, man.
Goka: it's...... not okay to be playing with lighters, kids.......
Goka started getting back up, still not done. However, she saw Pikkon ready to do it again.
King Kai: oh god, not again!!!
As Goka was hit again, she tried to block out the attack, Once the attack had gotten through damaging more of the ring, Goka got back up again. Pikkon fired a regular blast from above, but Goka used afterimage and appeared in the sky. Pikkon chased after and the two battled it out in the sky. They traded blows with each other before backing away as Goka tried one more Kamehameha, which Pikkon simply swatted away.
Goka: what?!
Pikkon appeared above her and elbowed her all the way back down to the ring. After she crashed, Pikkon landed just a few feet from her.
Pikkon: very impressive that you were able to withstand two of my Thunder Crushes. However, this last one will end it.
Goka's mind: man, I need to hit him really hard at the right moment. Otherwise, I'll be fried Goka...... mmmmmmm fried.
As Pikkon readied his attack, She finally saw an opening.
Goka: there it is!
Pikkon: Thunder Crush!
Goka used Instant Transmission to dodge the attack. She appeared behind Pikkon and charged a Kamehameha, to which he soon turned around and saw.
Pikkon: what?!
Goka: Kamehameha!
She fired it directly at Pikkon, knocking him off of the ring and eliminating him.
Other World Announcer: Pikkon has been eliminated! Son Goka wins!
King Kai: yeah! F**k you! And F**k your galaxy! Little purple shit!
West Kai: I don't believe it...... I f**king lost a bet on my own planet to a dead smurf......
Outside of the ring as Pikkon regained consciousness, Goka helped him up on his feet.
Pikkon: hmph, seems I lost huh?
Goka: yeah, but, don't feel bad about it, there's always next time.
Pikkon: seems so. I'll certainly say this; you may not be the brightest person here, but, the North Kai trained an impressive student.
He started walking away while still talking.
Pikkon: I'll keep training as well and the next time we fight, I'll be sure it'll be me to come out on top.
Goka: maybe, but I don't lose easily.
Pikkon gave a light wave as he continued to walk off.
(And we never saw Pikkon again..... well, if Fusion Reborn and that one Episode where Kid Buu appeared in Other World are anything to go off of).
Other World Announcer: contestant Goka, come and receive your prize!
Grand Kai: not to be a real drag, but, they're both disqualified.
All Kais: what?!
Grand Kai: it says in the rules you can't be touchin the ceiling with your feet. When your turn the ceiling of this hall upside down, it's also the floor.
Goka: huh, I guess I never thought about it like that.
King Kai: CAN I NOT GET JUST ONE F**KING WIN?!
Grand Kai: but, I won't lecture you and Pikkon. You both did radicle out there, man. So maybe I'll train you guys in a few years.
Goka: that sounds like a perfect idea.
Grand Kai's mind: good, maybe in a couple years, she'll forget about me being the one to train her.
(Back on Earth).
You were bandaged up and panting just a little as you were carrying a now sleeping Goten to his bed.
(Y/N): well, it took several long and pain stacking hours. But, we finally managed to teach him to control his little random blasts.
ChiChi: thank goodness. I'd thought we'd never have that taken care of.
Bulma: well, nice to see Goten is started to learn. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two from daddy too, won't you, Trunks?
She asked Baby Trunks in a playful voice, who replied with a small laugh before hiccupping and letting out a mini Hyper Beam out the window and blasting the side of a mountain.
(Y/N):...................................
ChiChi:..........................
Bulma:.......... We have such a long way to get.
A/N: NOW, it's onto the Buu Saga.
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