Alright it's time to deny the universe in every way possible. We've all watched anime or heck, we've watched any show and seen a thing called clichés. I'm just gonna give examples, I looked up every possible anime cliché ever written.

1. Nose bleeds, I don't really get those.

2. Jiggle Physics, that won't happen because they're all flat...

3. Guy accidentally touches girl's chest, that we may need to watch out for.

4. Girl falls on guy, pretty straight forward.

5. Guy catches girl, if this happens I'm gonna drop them.

I think five is okay because every thing else is basically the same. Now I just need to train myself not to fall into these certain tropes. 

Honestly the easiest thing is to just avoid all of them. Which was what I planned from the very beginning. I just wasn't gonna go to school.

Unfortunately, my mom kicked me out of the house. "You're going to school, also say hi to the girls for me." Exactly the opposite of what I wanted to do.

I headed off towards school, ducking through different alley ways avoiding as little attention as possible. But all it did was attract more attention to me. I ended up giving up, and just started walking normally. 

Okay let me just go through my list again, nose bleeds isn't something I really need to worry about. Jiggle Physics? Just don't look at their chest. Same for number three. Girl falls on guy, just side step them. Guy catches girl, don't even attempt to move towards them.

True this'll make me look like a jerk, am I a jerk? Maybe.

Someone smacked me on the back hard, really hard. 

"OW!" I winced in pain, it hurt more than it should've because of the weather. It was still about thirty degrees outside at the moment and not only did the smack cause pain, but the cold air made the pain hurt double.

I turned around to see who had assaulted me. Well if it wasn't You Watanabe, "Morning." she grinned innocently.

It was just the second years, I guess they were just going at different times today... 

"For once you're early..." Riko observed,

Chika shrugged, "It doesn't matter how early he gets, his grades won't change..." 

"Ow," I complained, "you might as well have slapped me." 

"Is that an invitation?" You raised an eyebrow.

"It is not." I confirmed as we arrived at school. 

I entering school I realized how much I actually hated it. Many people have a hard time coming back from break because they're not used to getting up this early. 

I was okay with getting up this early because I already woke up at this time thanks to the nine. Most days over break we did something stupidly early. But like most of my time with them, I didn't regret it.

I say most because I do regret them beating me... those days were not fun. And you want to know why I got beat? Because a freaking misunderstanding cliche! God I actually hate misunderstandings in anime because it would save a ton of time IF THEY JUST TOLD EACH OTHER THEY LIKED THE OTHER!!!

Because what ends up happening is Person A will end up convincing Person B, who they actually like, that they like Person C. And Person A will be convinced that Person B likes Person D! You see where I'm getting here? 

Thank god school won't bring any cliches. We didn't have a uniform so there wasn't the classic, "Accidentally seeing underwear because the wind lifted her skirt too high." Followed by another classic, "Girl sees guy staring at the wrong time and calls him a pervert then proceeds to beat the living hell out of him."

So this is very good, there's two cliches I don't have to worry about...

I sat down in English class ready to fall asleep. The teacher sat up, smiled at us, looked directly at me, and I kid you not she asked us, "Does anyone know what a cliche is?"

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JUST KILL ME ALREADY UNIVERSE WHY?!?!

Whoever is writing the script of my life I just want to say, I hate you. Very much. Like a lot. Like I hope you die.

Our assignment was to write a short story using cliches of our choosing, with four people. I face palmed knowing exactly where this was going.

I raised my hand, "Ms. (insert teacher name here), is it possible that I can just do this on my own?" 

"Shizuko... you realize you're failing this class right? Do you honestly believe you can write the five chapter story, each chapter at least a thousand words each, all by yourself?" she questioned.

"Can I just take an F?" I then responded.

"No, you won't learn that way, my job as a teacher is to help guide you, this class requires you to work with your peers." she shook her head.

"Your job is also to make my life harder than it needs to be." I said under my breath. I turned to the other three, "What should our story be about?" I asked.

"What do you mean 'our'?" You said not looking up, "Who said you'd be in our group." 

"LISTEN!" I said frustrated, "I KNOW THE SCRIPT TELLS YOU TO SAY THAT BUT PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE JUST LET ME IN THE FREAKING GROUP!"

"Woah," she put her hands up in defense, "Have you been getting enough sleep lately?" 

"How much anime did you watch that you think life is just a script?" Riko questioned.

"Wait, there's not a script?" I said.

"N-no... this is real life stupid." Chika said very confused.

"So you're not paid actors to make my life miserable?" I was definitely going insane.

"... Are you okay? Do you need a doctor or something?" they said concerned.

Okay I think I'm going insane... I swear the universe is screwing with me right now. "So you guys didn't move here so you could bring hell to me?" 

"I mean if you think about it, we did bring hell but it was in a fallen angel form." RIko commented.

"So this means no more cliches right?" I asked. "Am I finally gonna return to the real world?" 

You raised her hand, "Ms. (enter teacher's name here) can we take Shizuko to the nurse?" 

She nodded and we started going. Well if this is real life then I may have watched too many romance animes last night.

"What time did you sleep last night?" Chika asked.

"Five," I responded, 

"In the afternoon?" You raised an eyebrow.

"No in the morning." I said.

"... what time did you wake up?" Riko said very concerned.

"Five thirty..." 

"Okay yep, he's crazy... get him to bed." 

I ended up sleeping in the nurses' room until lunch. Now that I was in an actually stable condition, I finally realized what had happened last night.

I had a really bad headache around ten at night, I ignored it the binged three shows last night. At around five a.m. I took three ibuprofen, or at least I thought it was three... So yeah I basically overdosed, went semi-crazy and thought that I was in some sort of cliche land.

Good thing I'm not...

Right?

Poor Shizuko, he thinks that this is because of an accidental overdose... Literally did he know it was I Kazuya! (yes this is a Jojo reference even though I haven't watched it yet) and if you can guess... there will be some cliches next chapter lol

Anyways thanks for reading! It's officially winter break! I can't wait to relax and maybe write. Though it won't be everyday because I'll just take a break from everything. I won't quit writing on wattpad and I'll still be active but I'm just gonna spend most break brainstorming.

Also look at my Kanan winter profile pic! 2nd Best Girl Babyyyyy!!

The next upload should be either Monday or Tuesday! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Who's ready for my trade mark quote? Ready? Se no!

Be safe! Mask up! Don't be Stupid!

-Kazuya