Knocking over the chair is definitely the faster and easier of the two. Napkin wings would be hard and time consuming to make. I step back to the edge of the table, before I get a running start at the chair. My jump sends me flying at the chair's top, and I hit smack into the middle of it.

The momentum makes the chair rock and slowly tilt back. I have to jump up and run onto the seat in order to get in the right position. The chains slams onto the floor with a loud bang, sending me flying into the air.

I fall onto the display case with a smaller thump. The landing is a lot harder the before. The noise from the chair is making my ears ring a little. I realize my mistake when a shadow looms over me. I forget that someone else was here.....

You have been stuffed into a pastry and sold at a high price.
At least you got that sugar you were after!