Yoshi : even though I should be wake, I sleep

Dan : *grabs shoulders* B I O T C H

Yoshi : I yeet myself to kitchen

Dan : *Yoshi's full name here*

Yoshi : n o

Dan : *smacc*

Yoshi : 0:

what happens next is no joking matter

let's move on

Yoshi : ight imma head out

Yoshi : *heads out like a boss*

Yoshi : *bumps into to someone* e x c u s e  m e  y o u  h o e -

Linguine : sorry. now tell your name

Yoshi : Yoshi..you?

Linguine : Linguine. Linguine Alfredo.

Yoshi : 0:

Linguine : oh yeah, where tf are your parents

Yoshi : good question

Linguine : w a t ?

Yoshi : they're dead lol

Linguine : oh. you got someone looking after you?

Yoshi : nope lol

Linguine : okay come to my place and sleep there

Yoshi : this is not at all sus

time skip time

Peppa (I am so sorry-) : Linguine your ba- who the frick frack diddly dack is this

Linguine : this is Yoshi

Yoshi : hola

Peppa : hola

Peppa : Yoshi, you sleep on couch

Yoshi : k