"This is your trusted reporter, Lotta Brix, coming to you live at the alien mothership. I'm possibly going to be next in this alien brain-sucking machine so I might as well interview the mastermind of this invasion."

Luiz Astros, the newest recruit for the Alien Defense Unit was horrified as he watched the latest attack. "I was sure the Galaxy Squad made peace with all the planets."

"Well it appears while they were away a new dictator arose. He calls himself Commander Hypaxxus-8, I'm guessing there were seven other commanders before him." Sergeant Grizzled explained. "Old Solomon Blaze would have led the charge if he wasn't still immobile, he defeated the last invader by sitting on them. So until he slims down I'm going to be calling all the shots."

Luiz cocked his head, he already read the oneshot but he still found it hard to believe that an entire squad was stuffed full of cream by a mysterious woman. "What do you want me to do?"

"Our computer specialist, Carlos Atlas is already hacking the mothership's controls while our best pilot, Milo Gaia is gunning down the smaller ships. Then we've got Danny Danstan, our lead scientist, he's studying the anatomy of those clinger aliens so he can carefully remove them from any victims as well as reverse engineer their brain sucking technology. Finally we have our soldier leader, Phoebe Terra."

"Heh, they all have last names that are space related." Luiz joked. "Uh, right. Aliens are no laughing matter. I'm here because my dad was close to being abducted, I kept him held down with our pigs."

"Pigs huh? So are you suggesting we get the entirety of earth's population obese so they're too heavy for tractor beams?" Grizzled grunted.

"Uh.. Maybe it could work?"

"I was being sarcastic. I'll attempt peace negotiations with Hypaxxus-8 one last time, while you guard over the base. Also when push comes to shove, there's a glass bottle labeled Emergency, you'll figure out the rest from there."

"But what does it do?" Unfortunately the sergeant left before Luiz got an answer, he would just have to discover for himself. "Heh, it's probably the same cream that fattened up Solomon Blaze's old team, but what are the odds of that happening?"

Danny and Carlos were in the lab while Milo was busy shooting up UFOs in the base's simulator. "Man, why does Phoebe get to be out in the field today? I haven't got the chance to blast through those alien scumbags all week!" The pilot grunted.

"Well he did say he would attempt negotiations, Hypaxxus-8 might have some justified reason as to why he would steal the brainpower of humans. Like the citizens back on his own planet did something that caused them to become a race of himbos?"

"I still don't know about this, Luiz. What if it's an ambush? Or whatever fattened up the Galaxy Squad decides to stuff us up next while our guard is down?"

"Aw you worry too much, Carl. I have faith that Grizzled can talk sense to that commander. He wasn't made our drill sergeant for nothing."

As the team was still tense around the base, Luiz took out one of the bottles Sergeant Grizzled told him about. He never knew when something might turn up, and sure enough the base's alarms went off. "Ack! I didn't see any UFOs landing nearby!" He squeaked. Without thinking he immediately chugged down the bottle he had. He'll just have to find out what it did as he faced the intruders.

Much to his surprise, little green men weren't the ones invading. They were like obsidian gremlins surrounded by a purple light, their eyes were a bright orange and had large, gaping mouths. "Uh, okay.. What planet are you guys from?"

The rest of the team arrived soon after, each holding an empty bottle. "Well, let's see what that stuff can do."

The nightmarish creatures just giggled as they leapt towards the ADU, only to be bounced back when their bellies all flopped out of their tight uniforms. "Ack! I guess it was the same cream the Galaxy Squad drank." Luiz squeaked, letting out a huge burp as another bloating surge hit.

The once fit team tumbled over from the massive increase of weight in such a short time, their thighs squished together as their pants ripped up. "Ack! Hey watch where you flaunt those things!" Carlos snapped at Milo.

"Well then get your fat butt away from my arm flab!" The pilot snapped back.

Dan attempted to swat away the creatures fondling his flab rolls, but with how fat he was getting it was a struggle just to raise his arms. Luiz however didn't want to seem helpless as he continued to gain, he bounced outwards and was sent rolling into the nightmarish monsters. Two got caught in his navel, three stuck under his belly and the rest were bounced to the wall upon impact.

Noticing what their rookie was doing, the veterans on the team bowled around, bouncing against each other like pool balls. "Urrp, I bet this was how Blaze's team managed to take out the Insectoids!" Luiz exclaimed. "Uh, can someone pull these guys out of my bellybutton?"

"One sec, I got a couple stuck between my cheeks."

The creatures didn't want to show it, but they were quite enjoying being surrounded by four blubbery bodies. They groped the soft rolls and gave their bellies good slaps. Their fat rippled as they were patted, like bowls of soft jelly.

However the creatures suddenly decided to flee, as if they were ordered just to be pushed around by the sumo sized alien fighters. "Huh, you think they worked for Hypaxxus-8?" Carlos asked. "The brain is powered by fat after all."

"Nah, something about them seems.. Off somehow." Dan belched. "Oh great, why did we all just collectively decide to chug down the fattening cream?"

Luiz didn't respond, he was in a trance from how much his belly was sloshing around. He took his soft gut in his hands, squishing it around. "Heh, soft." Was all he said as he played with his belly. He didn't even notice the others waddling back to the lounge room as he admired his new body. "Mmn, boy do I look good like this. I'm like an irresistible giant hunk of a man."

He was so enthralled by how round he was he didn't even hear the sergeant enter with good news. "Okay so it turns out Commander Hypaxxus-8 has somehow gotten too fat for his mothership to continue holding hi-What happened here?!"

Of course he already knew the answer as he heard more belches from the rec room. "I mean for you to stuff it down their throats!"

"Urrrp, oops. Oh well, Earth could use its own sumo team to fight aliens." Luiz giggled, slapping the side of his belly. "Mm, and check out this bubble butt."