Cowritten by GorgingGeorge

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"How could this have happened? Lt Duke Detain has done a whole 180 and is the one responsible for massive crime sprees throughout the entire city! Dirty Duke, as he goes by now has been emptying banks faster than Craig here can gather dust."

A rotund figure laughed as he watched the news play out, although he didn't know why everyone was so shocked (or even knew his name before he made it big in the crime world), it was amusing to him seeing them too shocked to even stop his heists. Although nowadays he hires bandits to do thieving for him. 

"The way they all look dumbfounded, as if they haven't seen me do it before." He laughed, downing the rest of his drink. He was the most feared crime boss in the city, even more so than Fendrich, which is a feat all on it's own. 

However, there was somebody who was against the whole thing, which was Snake Rattler. Not only did he feel upset from being crossed by Duke, but, also the fact he wasn't leaving any banks open for him to rob. 

"Honestly, you can't blame this on anyone but yourself." Daisy pointed out, looking at Snake, who was currently moping around his hide out.  

"How was I to know he'd betray me? I gave him his share of our loot, which is a lot more than Mr rich and transphobic does for his own cronies." The outlaw grumbled, all he had left were some money bags and his bike. 

"Like I said, you can't control Duke. He's family so I know, not that he would remember. It just doesn't feel right having someone who was always so dedicated to the law and always stopping ya now being responsible for the biggest crime spree in history."

Snake sighed, picking up the badge left behind by his old partner. He knew the police alone wouldn't be enough to take down such a behemoth in the criminal world. "I messed him up, I gotta fix him." 

"And just how do you plan on doing that? His goons will snatch you right out of the streets!" 

"Exactly, I'll be taken to him."

Snake then took out a gun. "Wha- I thought you were going to fix him! Are you planning on killing my bro!? I know he stole heists from you but that-" 

"Calm down, it's just a water gun I filled with Vita Rush. It's only for things are getting violent." Snake stated as he shoved the filled water gun in his pants. "Oh, alright then. Well I wish you luck."

 Snake just nodded and stepped outside. Little did he know Dirty Duke's men were already there to get him.

"How ironic." Snake thought as he was tied, blind folded, gagged, and shoved in the back of a van.

Once he was delivered to Duke, he was unblind folded.   

The former cop was downright enormous, love handles were spilling out from the sides of his seat and his outfit was straining from his massive belly. His usual police uniform was ditched for a large black suit covered in doughnut frosting and crumbs.

 "Well if it isn't my old partner? Still following a code? That's why you're stuck in that old warehouse while I've made my way up the ranks! Not even the police dares to get me." He belched, waddling to Snake.

"I might be a thief, but I don't stoop to robbing from anyone as poor as I was. You've been emptying money trucks left and right, even raiding all the bakeries you can find. Now all you do is stuff your fat face while people do the dirty work for ya." The outlaw growled.

"How dare you speak to me like that-"

 "Why? because it's true. Honestly if you didn't have these people working under you, you'd probably wouldn't be such a fat fuck. But if you're so damn powerful, I'm sure that we could do this the easy way or the hard way. Easy way being a cock measuring contest since someone of your status must have the biggest one around." Snake sneered. "... A... Are you serious? That's uh disgusting! Why would I just show my dick to a mid tier thief like yourself."

"Well I would have figured you wouldn't have one since your transgender." 

He knew that it semi against his code to out someone publicly, and even hypocritical since he knew he was trans and he himself was also trans, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Besides, the room was empty besides Snake and Duke.

The massive crime lord looked at him, shock imprinted on his blubbery face. "H...How do you know that?"

"I knew you before this, Duke. It's 'ow I know..."

"Before you told me I was your henchman? I can't recall anything that happened before I woke up in that pawn shop." 

The outlaw looked down, no one else could get to him, he had too since he's the one that turned Duke into what he is now. "I wasn't exactly telling the truth, you were a lawman chasing me down. When I found myself surrounded I figured your amnesia could get me out of that tight spot."

Duke remembered that day, it was all he could in fact. Anything that came before was all a blur, but he figured it must have been nothing but other heists back when he was just a cronie for Snake. "You're telling me I'm actually a cop? That's ridiculous! Everything I've done couldn't be anything further from police work." 

"Well it's true, I filled your empty head with false memories just so you could keep following me. I went against my code just so I could have someone to do robbing with." 

"... well how am I supposed to believe that with no evidence?" Duke asked. "Well you just gotta take my word for it since I forgot to bring the diary I stole from yer former home." 

"Yeah I wouldn't have a diary. That's girly and I'm no girl."  

"Yknow your being a real bitch right now and honestly I ain't having it. If you were hit on the head to give you amnesia then I'll have to hit ya again." Snake sneered pulling out his water gun.  

"Whoa, whoa, no need for guns." Duke stated raising his hands up in defense. "It's a water gun, but I'm going to commit a hate crime."

A strong spray of Vita Crush shot right into the bloated man's mouth, filling his cheeks with the sweet soda. There was something familiar about the taste once it hit Duke's lips, like he had been coated with that same brand before. Suddenly he got a flash to when he was doused full of orange soda, he was much slimmer and working with the police.

"Looks like that did something, doesn't that taste like something you had before? Being betrayed by something so sweet?" Snake smirked, sending another blast of soda his way. "You look thirsty."

"S-stop! You're going to get my uniform sticky! Uniform? But I wear a suit." 

It seems the soda was working, although the fizz was starting to have a side effect. Gas was bubbling inside the gut of the crime lord, making him inflate from each blast. "Wait, I think I recall us inflating on a heist, was it one? I was.. I am.." 

Things were going well, however the sound of police sirens started to blare near the building.

"We have you surrounded dude, come out with your hands up..." Chief wheeler said through a megaphone. "Bro this just crazy! Why do we have to arrest him?" He whined.  

"I know he's like a son to you, but he's not the man he used to be." Captain Bennett stated.   

As the conversed, snake took a few steps out. "Pardon, but I'm trying to bring the real Duke back. So if you don't mind, I'll be-" 

"No way dude you might corrupt him even more than he is!" Wheeler interrupted. "... Yknow what come in, but only the chief. He's got some emotional connection with him." Snake said as Wheeler skated up to him. 

"Duke? Whoa, you really gained a lot." The police chief remarked, seeing how huge Duke had become in just a few short weeks. "How could this happen to ya? You were always about keeping the city safe from any criminal!" 

He didn't know what to believe, he always believed he was a henchman who worked his way up to where he was now, but the soda triggered some flashes of when he was in fact a cop. "What's going on? Everyone keeps acting like I'm a totally different person!" He groaned, falling over onto his fat ass. 

"Hey Dukester, it's okay. You remember me, right? I never forgot your first day on the force, you were ready to take a big bite out of crime! I never seen anyone arrest the ICTB that fast! I knew right then to hire ya on the spot." Wheeler explained, gently rubbing Duke's back. 

"And the day we met, I was plannin' to rob an entire armored car with your sister."

As Duke was rubbed on the back, flashes of memories came back to him. His first arrests, the Huh he got from Wheeler after doing those arrests the same rubbing that was happening now, his sister. It was coming back.  

"I... I..."  

"Duke, take your time you don't have to rush your words." Wheeler said softly. With that Duke was hit with both realization and guilt. He realized he was a cop but, since he had the memories of stealing and robbing, felt really bad for what he did. He felt so bad he started to cry a little. 

"Dukester what's up? What's with the tears?" Wheeler asked, carefully wiping the tears from Duke's eyes. "I-I'm such a bad person." He sobbed softly. 

The older officer pulled him in for a hug, not letting go as Duke's tears became full on sobs. "How could I have done all this? I became the complete antithesis of what I ever did!" He sniffled, clinging hard to his father figure. 

"Hey, it's okay. You hit your head pretty hard, didn't help that a certain someone lead you to believe you were a crime boi. But you're you again-" 

"I still ordered those people I hired to carry out all those heists, I have to do time. Amnesia or not it was still me." 

"Well, lock me up too then. It's my fault ya turned out the way you did." Snake spoke up.

"We were going to lock you up for three months anyway, since you gaslit a police officer into being a criminal." Wheeler said. "Hold on a minute! I believe I should have less of a sentence since I helped Duke become normal again." Snake stated.  

"Hmm... that is true... okay so how about three weeks? But, you have to share a cell to apologize to Dukester." 

"Alright, that's fine." Snake said as he was handcuffed and escorted to the police car. Duke was sent in a different car since he was too big to fit in the back with Snake.  

Once they got there, snake just awkwardly looked at Duke. He wasn't really one to apologize so he wasn't really sure how to say it. 

Daisy meanwhile was in the cell next door, caught setting off a bomb in the junkyard. "Never thought I'd be cellmates with ya, Duke." She joked. However he didn't respond. "Hey, I tried to tell Snake not to do it. How come you insisted on being arrested? It was mostly his doing." 

"I betrayed him once I got the gem, I guess that's why it's called the Double Cross ruby. Stealing it was my idea anyways, and then things just grew from there." Duke mumbled. His jail outfit was straining from how huge he was. "How many pastries did I get my hands on?" 

"About ten bakeries worth, ya even had some deliver directly to your pad. Never seen you be such a glutton before, honestly it's kinda weird. Last time I've seen you eat that much was when we were at that police academy. Of course I got expelled, said they didn't want an explosives expert on the force." 

"You were always a lot more violent when it came to wrongdoers."

"Wouldn't someone who knew a lot about bombs be good for going to defuse other people's bombs?" Snake asked. "Well not the way they saw it, or the way I used explosives." 

After a good few seconds of Snake being silent, he spoke. "Sorry... for uh... manipulating you into doing crime." He spoke softly. "I accept your apology. But I have to ask something."

"What is it?"  

"Well... Why did you want me to do crime with you in particular?" Duke asked. "Well, uh, I was in a tricky position and-" 

"Yeah I know that, but I'm asking since you could have had a partner before. Why didn't you?"

The outlaw blushed at the question. "I never did actually, back in my old hometown I was always on my own. Well aside from the critters from my Ma's old ranch, but they couldn't match up to a real life human to talk to." 

"Ranch?" 

Snake chuckled. "You think I steal for myself? I love the thrill of the chase and how intense a heist can become, obviously. But whatever cash I keep goes to Black Racer and his friends, feed, better stables, you get the idea." 

Duke looked down, it made him feel extra guilty knowing everything he took as Dirty Duke only went to lining his pocket. "Hey.. The lawmen out there are returning all the cash you stole, and using some of it to pay off those sweet shops." 

The cop simply nodded, slumping down onto his bed. "It still hurts knowing I caused a lot of damage."

Snake sighed. "Well it was my idea to manipulate you to do said damage so most of the blame should be on me. Besides, it's selfish of me to have even use you. You didn't deserve that..." 

"Wait you have horses? If you need money why can't you sell one-" Daisy was about to finish her sentence when Snake slammed his fist again the cell wall.  

"How dare you suggest I sell one of my horses! They are the only thing I 'ave to remember my ma! Though you wouldn't get that would you, with yer still alive mom." Snake snapped.  

"Damn I was making a suggestion Jesus." Daisy said. "Your... Your mom is dead?" Duke asked. "Yeah, Cancer got his nasty hands all in her breasts, taking her with him." Snake mumbled.  

"I uh... I am sorry for your loss."

"S'alright, she was a fighter. Even when she was bed ridden she taught me all I know, riding, saddling, how to fend for myself. She was a snake tamer too, that's how I got my name." Snake said softly, leaning against the bloated cop's belly. "Never had a name until she passed, so I called myself Snake." 

"Don't you have any other family? I know our father was terrible to us.." Duke asked. 

"If I do I ain't met them yet, Pa walked out on us when I was barely a tot. He matters as much as a single fish in the sea." 

Duke blushed the further the outlaw snuggled into his soft belly, feeling him purr the further he went. "Am I comfortable?"

Snake blushed as he hide his face. "Suppose you are. Yer soft, and honestly it feels... comforting? I ain't sure but you're warm and it's making me warm..." he muttered as he buried his face in Duke's blubber.  

"Comforting? Well I'm happy you enjoy it." Duke said blushing even more. And then a gently moan came from the lawman's lips. And, after hearing it, Snake paused.  

"Uh... Did you uh... did you moan? Do you like this?" The thief asked as pressed a hand into Duke's flab, causing another moan to be released. "So you do like it~" 

"N-No I don't! I-" 

"Oh you're a terrible liar ya know that? I ain't judging ya if you are into this."

A loud fart came right afterwards, resulting in the pudgy cop moaning more. "It feels nice, I'm finally letting out a lot of gas." Duke purred. 

Snake continued to press down on several parts of his belly, going for those tinted red. "You have a cute moan, like a puppy begging for his owner to play." 

The flab oozed between his fingertips, wobbling and jiggling from even the lightest pokes. The cop continued to moan, his pants growing wetter from discharge. "Aah~ is this normal?" 

"Hmm, looks like you're starting to wet. Makes me hard just seeing it." Snake purred, giving him a soft kiss on a moob. "You're a huge cuddle toy."

"Mmmth... S...Snake, I need you inside of me~" Duke moaned, getting the outlaw excited.  

Snake was about to strip, when he remembered the bars in the cell were exposing them. "Sheesh, I'm going to have to put the bed against the cell wall, unless you want peepers on your naked body." 

Duke nodded and helped put it up. Once it was up, Duke started to strip. "If you feel uncomfortable taking ya pants off you could just lower the back-" 

Snake was going to continue as but Duke was already naked. He smirked as he admired Duke's soft body. "Well then, I beater get my pants off then~" He stated.

The outlaws trousers and briefs were torn off in a matter of seconds, thrown to the floor along with the rest of Duke's clothes. Snake wet a finger with his saliva, circling near his entrance. "You ready?" 

The bloated man gasped and moaned in response, regaining his composure enough to nod. His bussy was wetting more, discharge was starting to drip down his legs as Snake inserting a finger into him. 

"Got your own lube there, I'll cover my eight inches with it~" He purred.

With that he shoved his other hand into the lawman's bussy, getting discharge all over his hand. which he then rubbed on his cock. "Ready big boy~?" He whispered into Duke's ear, getting a nod in response.  

"If you're ready, then let's start~" Snake smirked as he slid his discharge covered cock into the lawman's thick, tight ass, enjoying the walls of flesh being so tight around his meat stick. 

 "Ooh~ Damn lawman, I always knew you were a virgin but, ah, I didn't think you'd be this tight~" He moaned.

Duke could only moan and squeal as he was fucked, his hole milking Snake's member for all its worth. He never thought he would lose his virginity to the criminal he had been chasing for so long, but he loved every minute of it. "Aaah~ I'm close!" He screamed out, sweat begun pouring down his flabby cheeks and down to his moobs. 

The outlaw moaned as precum was now dripping from his throbbing cock, desperate to unload. With one final thrust, Snake came right into Duke's huge ass, the cheeks wobbling from how hard they fucked. "Damn.. You were the best lay I ever had~" Snake purred, pulling out. "Such a tight ass, like it was made for me." 

The cop blushed, laying back so Snake could snuggle up against his belly. "It felt so good, I can't describe it but it was just so amazing."

"Mm, I wouldn't mind doing this again sometimes. But in a real bedroom." 

After the three weeks of Snake's, and Duke's, the were free to go. "Hmm... Y'know, after being locked up for all that time made me think. Maybe I don't wanna be an outlaw anymore. Though it would be hard to find a job..." Snake commented as he stood outside of the prison. 

"Oh, well, maybe you could work with at the station as a secratary of sorts. I mean it may take a while for everyone to warm up to the idea, but I'm sure it will end well." 

"A former out law workin for the lawmen... Rather Ironic."

"Well you never know, you could find yourself something better than crime. Perhaps a vet, or you could put up advertising for people to visit your ranch. 

Snake smiled. "I'll think about it." He purred, hugging his new boyfriend as they walked out.