Chapter 22

joshuadun: HEY TYLER BEAR!

joshuadun: I JUST WANTED TO LET YA KNOW I DID FIND UR ADDRESS ON YOUR FACEBOOK!

joshuadun: OK I KNOW ITS 6 IN THE MORNING BUT IF I DRIVE FAST TO UR HOUSE ILL B THERE BY 8!!!!!

joshuadun: TEXT ME WHEN YA WAKE UP, YA DIP

joshuadun: CINCINNATI, HERE I COME!

Josh smiled as he shoved stuff in his bag. He wasn't the most organized person; nor did he care.
He picked up his phone, and called Brendon. "Hey Brendo, I'm coming to pick you up like.. Right now! So be ready or else."
Brendon from the other line, was basically tired as shit. He sighed, while brushing his teeth sleepily, and said, "oh my gosh fine dude. I'll be ready in 10 minutes."
"Good, because I'll be there in twenty one minutes, if I want to be exact." Josh giggled and hung up the phone. He was so ready to meet Tyler. Today was going to be an absolute fantastic day! The best day in the whole wide world.. He'd get to meet his future wife.. At least.. That's what he called him. Tyler said he didn't like being called his wife, but really, he loved it, and Josh knew it.

Josh took his stuff out to the car, and threw it in the back seat. He then jumped up in the front seat, and started the car.
As he was about to pull up, he got a text from Princess Tyler.

tylerjoseph3: Okay! I'm so excited, oh my goshhhhh!!

joshuadun: I know right!!!!! I can't even wait to meet you, I'm gunna squeeze you to death!!

tylerjoseph3: plees don't

joshuadun: maybe :)

tylerjoseph3: gentle with the tyler, plees

joshuadun: alrighttttt fiiiine

Josh smiled, put his phone back in his pocket, and pulled out of the driveway. He then started driving to Brendon's house.

Josh was excited as shit for this. Tyler on the other hand, was not. Don't get me wrong, he was very excited, but extremely worried too.
Tyler walked downstairs, and realized there was a HUUUGE mess on the floor. "OH MY GOD MOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOUVE LEFT THIS PUZZLE ON THE GROUND OH MY GOD MOM JOSH IS GOING TO THINK WE'RE BAD PEOPLE!!! OR EVEN WORSE.. HE'S GOING TO THINK IM UN-NEAT! MOM THIS SIMPLY WILL NOT BE!"
After Tyler's angry yelling rant, he cleaned up the four hundred piece puzzle, and kept running around, cleaning random things that were basically already clean.
Tyler was a huge organization freak.

After about twenty minutes, he heard a knock at the door. Tyler then got absolutely terrified, thinking Josh came early. He ran and hid behind the couch like a puppy scared of a vacuum cleaner.
Zack came down the stairs, and looked at Tyler. "Dude.. You gunna answer that?"
Tyler didn't say anything, so Zack went and opened the door.
"Hey Zack! Is Tyler here?"
Tyler recognized that voice to be Jenna's, so he sighed and stood up.
"H-hey guys! Sorry.. I was uh.. Cleaning this couch!" Tyler smiled nervously.

Jenna laughed. "Right," Patrick said sarcastically.
The two walked in, and smiled at Zack. Zack didn't really care about anything, so he went upstairs to play call of duty on his Xbox.
"So Tyler, excited to meet your man?" Jenna wiggled her eyebrows while smiling.
Tyler blushed. ".. You mean my friend! Very.. Very close friend..!"
Patrick shook his head. "Correction, your husband, since you are his wife."
"Ugh guys shut up. Also, help me clean this house, I do not need Josh thinking we are unorganized!"
Jenna looked around. "This house looks extremely clean."
"ITS NOT CLEAN, SO HURRY UP AND HELP ME!" Tyler yelled.

Patrick sat down on the couch. "Nah."
Jenna offered to help, even though she didn't see a mess. She was really confused, but decided it would be best to do whatever Tyler says or else he'll probably have a seizure.

"OPEN UP YOUR DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWNNNNN!" Josh yelled while pounding on the door with his fists. Brendon ran for the door and opened it. "OH MY GOD JOSH CALM YOUR TITS... I WAS GRABBING MY BAGS!"
Josh shrugged. "Ya too slow, boy."
Brendon shook his head, and grabbed his bags. He was expecting Josh to help him carry some, but Josh just walked right back to his car, and looked at him smiling.
Brendon finally got his millions of bags in the trunk, and sat up in shotgun.
"Gee, thanks for the help."
"No prob, Brendo."
"Please, stop calling me Brendo."
"No."
"Ugh."
Josh pulled out of the drive way, and there they started their amazing trip to Cincinnnnatiii!

Brendon sat on his phone, playing candy crush. Every three minutes, Josh would look over and suggest a move he should make, and Brendon would ignore him because they were terrible moves.
"Dude you suck at candy crush," Josh said, while making a sharp left with the car.
"No, I don't actually. Your the one who's bad."
"What level are you even on? Seven?"
"Nine hundred and seventy five."
Josh looked over at him, eyes wide. "Dang dude, you need a life."
"And you need to learn to drive better," Brendon said, signaling him to keep his eyes on the road.
"Yeah yeah yeah whateverrrrrr."
Brendon rolled his eyes and kept playing on his phone.

After about ten minutes, Josh decided he didn't want to drive anymore, so He pulled up on the side of the road, and started climbing into the backseat.
"HOLY SHIT JOSH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Brendon said, freaking the fuck out.
"Dude, I don't wanna drive anymore. I wanna sit backkkkkseattttt."
Brendon mentally face palmed, got out of the car, and got into the drivers seat. At least now he knew that he wouldn't die from a car crash, since Josh wasn't driving.
Josh sighed and pulled out his phone.

joshuadun: tyler im bored and Brendon is being annoyingggggg

tylerjoseph3: JOSH, CANT TALK NOE IM CLEANING

joshuadun: noe

tylerjoseph3: SHUT IT

joshuadun: o ok

tylerjoseph3: IM SO TIRED OF CLEANING

joshuadun: then stop I don't care if ur house is messy lol

tylerjoseph3: SHUT UP IT MUST BE PERRRRFECT!

joshuadun: ur perfect, and so is ur chest, and so is ur cute face, and so is everything else.... ;)

tylerjoseph3: SHUT UP U KINKY SHIT

joshuadun: IM KINKY

joshuadun: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

tylerjoseph3: GRRR

tylerjoseph3: GUNNA GO CLEAN MORE, BYE

joshuadun: uGH DONT LEAVE ME.

joshuadun: OOOO I JUST FOUND AN OLD PICTURE OF ME!!!

joshuadun: image attached

joshuadun: ISNT IT GREAT

tylerjoseph3: ITS BEAUTIFUL

tylerjoseph3: BUT I GOTTA GO CLEAN OK BYEEEEEE

Tyler threw his phone on the couch, and quickly looked for more things to clean. Everything was already perfect, but that wasn't enough for him so he just kept cleaning.
Jenna was getting pretty sick and tired of this, and eventually joined Patrick on the couch.
"Hey Patrick," Jenna said smiling.
Patrick looked at Jenna, while shoving gummy bears in his mouth. "Shh 'm uhn twihher...!"
His mouth was full, so his English wasn't that great to be totally honest.
Patrick kept scrolling through Twitter, while Jenna watched him, unamused.

Tyler was racing around the house cleaning everything. He then looked at his watch, and it read 7:23.
That means Josh would probably be here pretty soon, and he still had to clean the perfectly spotless house.
Jenna then tried to knock some sense into that boy. "Hey Tyler, I think you've cleaned enough."
Tyler turned around. "ITS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH," he said, slightly whining. Jenna shook her head. "Tyler, I promise you, the house looks perfect. Almost too perfec- scratch that. It's legit too perfect. Just relax and wait for Josh to get here."
Tyler played with a string on his shirt, and very calmly said, "BUT JENNA! WHAT IF HE DOESNT LIKE ME, WHAT IF HE HATES ME! WHAT IF THE WORLD GETS BLOWN UP?!!!! WHAT IF WE GET ATTACKED BY A SQUIRREL?!!!!"
"Tyler sit here and play on my phone."
Tyler walked over and picked up her phone. "Okay."

Josh looked at his phone. "UGH... STILL TWENTY MORE MINUTES TO GOOOO!!!!"
Brendon sighed. "Please shut up and let me drive in peace."
"Brendonnnnnnnn?"
"What do you want now."
"I have to go peeeeeeeeeeee," Josh said, while acting like a legit five year old.
"Josh, we are almost there, I think you can wait-"
"BRENDON STOP AND LET ME GO TO THE GOSH DIDDLY DARN BATHROOM."
"OH MY GOD FINE."
Brendon stopped on the side of the highway.
"GO OUTSIDE, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PREGNANT DEER."
"Okay," Josh said, getting out of the car.

Brendon waited a minute before Josh got back in the car, and drove back onto the highway. Again, he had to force Josh to put his seatbelt on, but once he did, the rest of the drive was kinda quiet, because Josh's mind was racing.

I'm about to meet Tyler.. Josh thought. What was Tyler going to be like.. In actual real life?! Was he going to act different, or the same?! What if Tyler isn't there.. What if Tyler forgot about Josh?!
Josh started getting really worried.
"wHAT IF MY BABY FORGETS ABOUT ME?!" He yelled.
Brendon screamed and swerved the car, because, well, Josh scared the living fuck out of him. "OH MY GOD JOSH SHUT UP AND LET ME DRIVE."
"Oops sorry."
Brendon shook his head. "It's fine, just be more quiet. Now what did you just say about Tyler? What if he forgets about you?"
Josh nodded. "Yeah.. I dunno. I guess I'm just nervous to finally meet him, Y'know?"
Brendon nodded. "Yeah. But I promise you, Tyler is probably just as excited and nervous as you are. Just don't worry, everything is going to work out and be just fine, dude."
Josh smiled. "Yeah. I hope so..."

About thirty minutes later, Josh and Brendon got off the highway. Josh looked out the window, and started seeing houses. And more houses.. And more, until they drove into this small looking neighborhood.
"OH MY GOD BRENDON WE'RE FINALLY HERE!!!!"
"Almost."
Two minutes later, they pulled up in front of a huge house. Josh screamed with excitement and exited the car.
He ran up the doorsteps, and knocked on the door.

"Oh.. Oh my god.. He's.. He's HERE!!!!" Tyler dropped Jenna's phone on the ground, and dives behind the couch.
"Wow, thanks for dropping my phone," Jenna said, getting up with Patrick to go open the door, because Tyler obviously wasn't going to do it.

Jenna opened the door, and looked up at Josh. "Hi! You must be Josh, I'm Jenna," she said, while shaking his hand. Josh smiled. "Yes it is I, Josh."
Patrick smiled. "Hey bro! It's Patrick!" Josh waved. "Hey dude."
Tyler was behind the couch breathing very heavily. Josh was in his house.. JOSHUA DUN WAS IN HIS HOUSE!!
Josh looked around. "Mmmn... Tyler?"
Jenna sighed and pointed towards the couch. Josh smiled and walked over to the couch. "Tyler."
Tyler felt his face heat up. He then saw Josh leaning over the couch, to see him lying on the floor.
Josh smiled. "Hey, Tyler."
Tyler smiled. "Hey, J-Josh."

Josh walked around behind the couch and looked at him. "You just gunna sit there on the floor?"
Tyler quickly looked down, and then stood up. "......."
Josh looked him up in down. "Whoa. You look even better in person! And I didn't think that was even possible."
Tyler awkwardly laughed. "Heh.. Heh.. Yeahhhhh...."
Tyler was barely surviving with Josh right now. How was he supposed to last a whole week with him?!
Josh then pulled Tyler into a hug, and a suuuuper tight one. "FINALLY I GET TO MEET YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"JOSH YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT SQUEEZE ME TO DEATH, B-BE GENTLE WITH THE TYLER!"
"I SAID MAYBE, BUT.. Ok fine."
Josh carefully let him go. "I'm so glad I'm here right now."
Tyler smiled. "I'm glad I'm here too-- wait no.. I mean.. I mean I'm glad you're here too!!!"
Josh laughed. "Your the funniest, Tyler Joseph."
Tyler blushed. He felt like his stomach was exploding. He's going to have to get used to this...

Josh walked back over to Jenna and Patrick, to see Brendon.
He walked into the house carrying all his bags, and Josh's, and he was definitely struggling.
"Wow, thanks for the help Josh," he said while rolling his eyes.
"No problem!" Josh said.



WOW HOW WAS THAT?!
I FEEL LIKE THIS CHAPTER IS TOO SHORT SO IMMA MAKE THE NEXT ONE LONGER IM SO SORRY LOL

BUT OMFFFF I LOVE THIS

REMEMBER TO LEAVE SUGGESTIONS IF YA HAVE THEM, THANKS

Oh also I haven't fixed it for spelling errors and such yet, I will later

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