Don't throw stuff out of an airplane

Three men were on a plane. The pilot said not to throw anything out of the window. But the first man found a pencil and threw it out anyway. The second man finished eating his apple and threw it out of the window. Then the third man found a grenade, took out the pin, then frantically threw it out of the window. 10 minutes later, they were walking on the streets. They came across a woman holding her eye.

"What happened?" Asked the first man.

"A pencil came down from the sky and hit my eye!" She said.

The men apologized then walked away. Then they came across a man holding his head.

"What happened?" the second man asked.

"An apple core hit my head!!!" He said.

The men apologized and walked away. Not too long after that, they came across a man laughing so hard.

"What happened?" The third man asked.

"I farted, then that building behind me blew up!!!"

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