[CW: Ass expansion, sex]

[Co-written by GorgingGeorge]

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"So, we got a hit at some farm?" Formaggio asked as he looked at his partner-in-crime, Illuso.

"Yep, seems like he failed to return a loan from the boss or something. And from the file Melone sent me, this puttana lives alone, so maybe we can get some free food after the job." The long-haired assassin stated as he dragged Formaggio into the mirror realm for easy transport.

The hit was easy to say the least, the target was an old man, possibly in his 70's, so it wasn't like he could survive a direct hit from Little Feat, even before being shrunk into nothing. "Right, now that's taken care of, lets ransack this place."

Formaggio went around picking up produce and shrinking down with it before bagging it, making sure to get as much as he could before they left. However, there was something odd. A strange fruit, it seemed like a round pear but a lot larger.

"Huh? What's this?" Formaggio asked picking it up.

"Looks like a giant pear." Illuso pointed out, giving the fruit a poke. "But I can smell lemon zest coming off of these things, weird."

Their target must have been experimenting with different fruits to create this hybrid. "Well, we might as well give these a try, since we got the entire place for ourselves now." Formaggio replied. "Weird that this is the only hybrid here."

With the strange pear in tow, the two members of La Squadra went through a mirror and were on their way back. Risotto took note of the bag of fruit they had. "You got yourself a haul from the job?"

"Well the target was at this farm and there were tons of produce to choose from, figured we might as well get some actual food out of this." Illuso pointed out. "And there's something else, this lemon pear thing. Bet it'll be a sour tangy pear."

This got the attention of Prosciutto and his younger brother, Pesci. "A sour pear huh? Now this I've got to try." The elder brother remarked.

"Uh, I don't like sour things, it makes my mouth sting." Pesci mumbled.

Prosciutto just scoffed at his brother's weakness. "I bet it's not even that sour, since it's a pear." He stated, getting out a switch blade to slice a piece from the large fruit. After slicing four pieces, one for everyone who was in the room (besides Pesci), they took a piece.

However, the flavor of the pear was something else. It was sweet and tart, and a bit sour on the back notes, not to mention extremely juicy. "Whoa this shit's amazing! Man, I should have grabbed more." Formaggio commented.

"Indeed. This isn't like the typical pears that grow here." Risotto noted. "Well, guess it's a cross breed, especially seeing how large it is. Formaggio, you think you can get some more?" Prosciutto asked. "Oh, hell yeah, if Illuso doesn't mind helping me do a run to get the rest of them."

"Of course. This pear is amazing, possibly one of the best fruits here. Pesci are you sure you don't want to try some? It's not even that sour." The long-haired assassin stated. "No, I told you I don't like sour things, even if you don't think it's sour, it still might be too sour for me." Pesci stated meekly.

"Ugh, you mammoni. You won't even try it." Prosciutto grumbled at his brother. Illuso did a quick in and out job in order to find more of the large pears. At this point, Ghiaccio and Melone had arrived. "What's with all the pears? Don't tell me this was all our budget could afford for a meal!" The former snapped.

"Don't worry, Ghiaccio. These pears are a new thing Formaggio and I found earlier. It's amazing!" Illuso replied, taking a big bite out of another pear. "Di molto, such flavor." He moaned.

That was good enough for Melone to grab a pear and start chowing down, although Ghiaccio gave his own pear a good sniff and a test bite. "Well, it's certainly nothing like I have ever tried before, although how can you tell that this is even safe to eat?"

"If it was poisoned the four of us would have been dead by now, or at least violently ill." Formaggio replied. "But so far oh man, I can't get enough of these! Pesci is really missing out."

However it seems Illuso should have done a better job at eying the mystery fruit before just eating it, it seemed with each swallow, his pants were getting tighter. "Damn, am I really getting horny from eating a pear? I mean it's good."

It wasn't just him; the team were so enthralled with the fruit that was making them look more like pears themselves.

And it didn't go unnoticed, mainly since Ghiaccio, who had only taken a small bite and not completely enthralled with the taste, noticed the sudden growth of the others' posteriors. "Huh? What the hell?" Ghiaccio thought looking at the pear he just took a bite of.

"Wait, if I'm not mistaken Pear, while also being the name of a fruit is also a body type, which, in my opinion is really stupid because why would you compare a human body to a piece of fruit?! Fuck, I should keep my rants to a minimum. Anyway, a pear body shape is a person with a bigger ass than chest... I think, that's what that magazine said. Anyway, if that's the case..." The icy assassin thought before feeling his back side.

And to his shock, it was surprisingly a bit bigger, of course not as big as the others but there was still growth. "Guys I-"

Before Ghiaccio could say anything, a loud rip was heard, coming from Formaggio's pants. By that I mean that ripped in the back from his expanding ass.

"Damn! How the hell did my ass get so fat?" Formaggio panicked, trying to cover up the hole in his pants.

"Idiota! That pear you were so hooked on gave you that ass, you ate so much of it that it went right to your hips." The blue haired stand user snapped, poking Formaggio's ass. "I should know, mine isn't nearly as large since I only had a few bites."

"Well... It could be just a coin-"

Pesci then spoke up. "But mine didn't grow, and I didn't even taste one of those pears." He pointed out, backing up from the rest of the team. Although it did make him feel a little better knowing he was spared the embarrassment from not eating the strange new pear.

Melone however wasn't done yet, he just ate his second pear and now his ass was tearing out of his outfit, with his underwear riding up his massive ass like a thong. "Uh, this can't be normal. Did we just eat a stand?" He squeaked, looking behind to see just how fat his behind had gotten. It jiggled from just the tiniest poke.

"A postmortem stand? Like what Carne has? Oh great, I knew that job was too easy." Formaggio grumbled as he sloshed his own large ass with his hands.

"Well, not really the job but, y'know that's on us for eating an unknown fruit." Illuso commented before glancing at Ghiaccio. Which the Icy assassin was currently staring at the Melone's now massive ass.

"Heh, you like what you see, Ghiaccio?" The long-haired stand user thought, telepathically talking to him. "Gah! Shut up, it's not what it looks like!" Ghiaccio mentally snapped at him, blushing hard.

"Really now? 'Cause it seems you like what that stand has done to Melone there, I'm shocked you would be into that kinda thing." Illuso thought at him before getting up slowly.

"Wait what are you going to do-"

Before Ghiaccio could even finish asking the brunette waddled towards the purple-haired assassin and slapped his ass. "Heh. Bet seeing his ass ripple like that turns you on so much." He teased.

The blue haired assassin just blushed and turned his head away as best he could, Melone's ass jiggled as the cheeks bounced together, making his new thong ride up the crack even further. "Aw you're blushing there! You totally love this." Illuso smirked, only for Ghiaccio to retaliate by slapping Formaggio's fat ass next.

"Well since you happen to like fat asses so much!" The icy stand user snapped. Although part of him wanted to feel Melone's ass, with how soft and jiggly it looked it must have been amazing. "Ugh, is it still rippling like that?"

Risotto and Prosciutto just blushed as their asses bumped together, with the former's being even larger somehow, it was so fat that Risotto nearly lost balance and fell over. "Hopefully this will wear off soon." He mumbled.

Melone was a blushing mess all the while, backing up and accidentally brushing his huge ass against Ghiaccio.

"Gah!" Was all, Ghiaccio could respond with as Melone's now huge ass was brushing against his most sensitive area, his crotch. He tried not moaning, as to not make the situation more awkward for the both of them, though it was really hard for him.

"Oh my, sorry Ghiaccio, I couldn't really see behind me due to this dump truck of an ass I was suddenly given." Melone apologized, blushing even more.

"N-No, its fine, Melone." The blue-haired stand user said. Melone was about to speak when he felt something touch him, something, hard.

"Oh? Ghiaccio, do you enjoy this?" He asked, assuming it was an erection. And he assumed correct, Ghiaccio was rock hard at the moment.

The purple haired assassin smirked as he watched Ghiaccio trying to keep himself together the longer they stayed together. "Aaaah~" Was all he responded with.

"How about we take this somewhere more private?" Melone purred, slapping his own ass some more to watch Ghiaccio moan even louder. "Mmn, I could get used to this."

Melone shook his ass intentionally as he led the flustered assassin up to their room, however there was one problem, his ass was so fat it got stuck trying to fit through the doorway. "I think I could use a push here. Care to do the honors, Ghiaccio?"

"I uh, I mean I-" Ghiaccio stammered, but did place both of his hands on Melone's ass cheeks, giving him a push.

His ass was soft like memory foam, his hands were even sinking into the ass fat. "Ooooh, I never felt this aroused before in my life."

Once Melone was shoved in the room, Ghiaccio fell forward, face landing on the other assassin's ass. After a bit of enjoying the softness of Melone's fat behind, Ghiaccio got up and closed the door. "Now then, I should get rid of that erection of yours~?"

"Yeah, um... So uh... What do we do?"

"Huh? You aren't sure? My could this be... Is this your first time Ghiaccio~?" The masked assassin purred. "I mean obviously, does it look like I have sex???"

"I guess not. Well, if this is your first time, I'll make sure its the best you've experienced~" Melone stated as he slowly got up. Now then, do you want me to ride you or do this missionary?"

"... Huh?"

"Are you not aware of the Kama Sutra? I'll explain it later, but simply, do you want me to do the work for do you?"

"Oh uh, sure. You seem to have more experience than me when it comes to sex." Ghiaccio stammered. Melone purred, pulling down his partner's pants and briefs to expose his erection on full display.

"Oh my, I never realized just how huge you were." The fat assed assassin purred. "I will have a lot of fun riding you tonight."

Melone stripped completely, getting out a bottle of lube from his beside table. "Let's get you all lubed up first."

"Lube?"

"So you slide into me more easily, mmn, oh I can't wait!" Melone purred, lining up his massive ass with Ghiaccio's lubed cock. "Ready?"

"Aaaah, do it."

Melone didn't need to be told twice, he sat right down and moaned as Ghiaccio's member brushed against his prostate.

"Oh uh, sure. You seem to have more experience than me when it comes to sex." Ghiaccio stammered. Melone purred, pulling down his partner's pants and briefs to expose his erection on full display.

"Oh my, I never realized just how huge you were." The fat assed assassin purred. "I will have a lot of fun riding you tonight."

Melone stripped completely, getting out a bottle of lube from his beside table. "Let's get you all lubed up first."

"Lube?"

"So you slide into me more easily, mmn, oh I can't wait!" Melone purred, lining up his massive ass with Ghiaccio's lubed cock. "Ready?"

"Aaaah, do it."

Melone didn't need to be told twice, he sat right down and moaned as Ghiaccio's member brushed against his prostate.

Every time Melone slammed down his huge ass on the swirly haired assassin, they both moaned. Ghiaccio, having never had his cock rode, has experiencing the best sex of his life, at least so far.

After a half hour of moaning the less cheeked up of the two came hard into Melone's ass. "Fuck~!" He moaned.

As the cum exited Ghiaccio and filled Melone, the latter came as well. "Mmmth~ Di Molto~!" He moaned out as his cum spurted out.

Ghiaccio blushed as cum stained his belly, Melone pulled out and licked the cum off. He purred, curling up around the blue haired assassin. "Mmn, that was the best sex I ever had. I hope your first time was amazing too~."

Ghiaccio just nodded as he buried his face into Melone's chest. "I'm exhausted."

The purple haired stand user patted his head purred more, cuddling up to Ghiaccio. "Let's snuggle." He yawned, the two of them closing their eyes after such rigorous sex.