Ship[s]: MoHan [Momo x Rohan, Oc x Canon]

NSFW?: No

co written by GorgingGeorge 

Early Valentines day content let's go!!!

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It was February 14th and that only means one thing. Valentines' day! The day were girls, or guys, give chocolate to the boys they like. However, not everyone is excited about it.

"Man, I can't believe I didn't get any chocolate!" Okuyasu groaned. "Hey, I mean it's only the beginning of the day, maybe you'll get some later." Josuke stated.

"Says you! You have countless Valentine's chocolate!"

As they were speaking, a certain teacher of theirs drudged through the halls. Suda Momo, first year science teacher and user of the stand That Beautiful sound. "Huh? What's his problem?" Josuke thought.

"He probably doesn't like Valentine's Day. Guess he never got chocolates either." Okuyasu responded. But, hearing this gave Josuke an idea. "What if we pulled a little prank on Momo, I mean it's only fair with the stuff he did to us when we first encountered him."

They remembered that day all too well, the pair of students and Koichi had broken into the school to check on Momo's records in case he was sent by Kira's father to kill them, only for the new teacher to give them all the fright of their lives thanks to That Beautiful Sound. "Heh, oh that would be perfect! What should we do to him?"

Momo could hear their thoughts, being a stand user himself, but he just rolled his eyes and continued with the class. "I see it's Valentine's Day today, that always means everyone's going to be out buying those cheap heart shaped chocolates and then get drunk off of rose wine and have way too many roses to know what to do with." He grumbled as he began the lessons.

"Man, who crapped in your cereal this morning?" Okuyasu joked.

"Oh nothing, I just fail to see the importance of this holiday when you can love a romantic partner and give them gifts any day."

"Heh, I think you're just jealous you never got any Valentines Chocolate when you were a teen." Josuke stated. This caused the science teacher to just huff in annoyance. "And? Whatever, I'm not going to let you derail this class." He stated. "Though, ironically we're talking about how the brain releases chemicals to create the sensation of love."

As he taught, the idea of what their prank would be came to the pompadoured teen's mind. "Oku, I got it. We should set him up on a joke date." He thought at Okuyasu.

"Oh, that would be so funny. But who do we set him up with?" Okuyasu asked. That was until the class got interrupted by knocking at the door. It was Rohan Kishibe, local mangaka turned substitute art teacher, mainly since he needed to earn some money to rebuild his house after the fire he unintentionally started. "Oh... It's you... What do you want?" Momo asked, annoyed to see the manga artist interrupting his class. "Well, I was instructed to do an art lesson and-"

"Art is the last period for this class, were you not given the schedule or did you just not read it?" Momo stated.

The two teens looked at them. They may not know where this hostility came from, but this would be perfect. "I think I know who we're setting him up with." Josuke thought with a smirk.

The two snickered away until lunch where they sat with Koichi. "Oh man, you just missed it, Koichi." Okuyasu cackled. "You remember Momo, right? Well apparently, he's got some beef with Rohan! I dunno why but that's hilarious."

"Rohan? How did you find out about that?"

"Well, he works here now, guess he still needs to pay off all that fire damage. Still can't believe he's blaming me when he was the one who left that magnifying glass outside on a wooden balcony." Josuke added. "So, we're gonna pull the prank of the century!"

"Wait... Josuke, you're not planning what I think you're planning, right?" Koichi squeaked.

"Oh, we sure are, Momo's got himself a new blind date!" The two taller boys snickered, having to keep their voices down as best they could in case someone overheard. "This is gonna be so funny, oh man I can't wait to see the look on Rohan's face when he finds out he's going out with the guy he's feuding with!"

Koichi was still unsure, he knew Josuke and Rohan really didn't get along, but this wouldn't help their situation at all. "What's going to happen if he finds out what you did? He's going to be furious. And now that he's a teacher he could easily fail you every time."

"Eh, I think it'll be totally worth it when we see what happens on that date."

"Well... Alright, good luck with that. I'd join you but Yukako and I have plans after school to celebrate the occasion." Koichi said.

Once it was break time the two got to work on making little valentines to give to the two teachers as a part of the set up. Both cards said the same thing of 'Rohan/Momo, I have had feelings for you ever since my eyes laid upon you. Meet me at Café Deux Magots at 5 PM.' Each had a piece of chocolate taped to them, making them seem official. "Okay they're ready. Now to put one on Momo's desk. Oku can you distract Momo long enough for me to do that?"

"Got it." Okuyasu stated as he went to ask dumb questions to the science teacher. Since it was the daytime, the staff room was open and ready for Josuke to go in an out without question. Once it was planted, the pompadoured teen gave his close friend a signal, letting the teacher go to his office before the break period was over.

Once at his office he saw the note. "Oh? What could this be?" He thought opening it, reading it's contents. To say he was flustered would be an understatement. "Wait, someone... Someone actually likes me... Ah I need to calm myself." He thought

Momo was flustered beyond belief, he never would have imagined someone actually had feelings for him. "I have an admirer, and they want to meet me today? Who could it possibly be? Oh! I still need something to wear, I'll see if I have anything fancy in my closet. Will I need any sort of makeup? I mean I'm sure my date would think I look good regardless but-I'm overthinking again, I need to just take a deep breath and think this through."

Rohan meanwhile was eager for class to finally be over so he could get ready for his date. Thankfully he managed to snag some clothes that somehow survived the fire and kept them at his hotel room. "I suppose someone happens to have good taste." He thought as he taught the art class. Little did he know that Josuke and Okuyasu were whispering and giggling to themselves whenever his back was turned.

Finally, it was time for the students to leave, and for Rohan to enter his hotel to get changed. "Now let's see, black would be perfect for a date, but it's not really my color. Or I suppose shade." The mangaka said to himself as he looked through his different outfits. "Should I do my hair differently? Oh please, they said they first laid eyes on me when they fell in love so they must love how I look naturally."

It was now close to five in the evening, Momo was already waiting at the cafe with a small espresso he sipped from. "I wonder where my date is."

He would get his answer when he heard a familiar voice approach him. "Momo? What are you doing here?"

Looking up he saw it was Rohan. "Huh? I could ask you the same question, Mr. Kishibe. Shouldn't you be off stealing people's memories for your little manga thing?"

"Wha- I'll have you know I only read them; I don't actually steal memories! Shouldn't you be going off trying scare people to feel some level of relevancy you has-been?"

"Has-been?!" Momo took a deep breath in, trying to calm himself, he didn't want to seem like a pathetic loser when his admirer shows up. "I'll have you know I'm awaiting a secret admirer."

However, this got Rohan's attention. "A secret admirer you say? Don't make me laugh. Someone from back when you were Kyoufu?" He grunted.

"If you must know, I was given a letter during the lunch break. I was told to come here at five exactly to meet this date." Momo reached into his vest pocket, pulling out the note left for him. "I kept it on me just in case."

"Wha-you got one of those?" Rohan immediately pulled out his own letter. "I was given a letter at lunch too! But don't you start thinking I wrote the one you got, because I didn't!"

How could Rohan have the same note? But if he wasn't the one who asked Momo out, who else could possibly have given it to him?

But then he thought about it for a bit. How Josuke and Okuyasu were teasing him earlier. "No... It couldn't... Why would those two do this to me?" He thought, feeling really heartbroken that his heart was played with just to make a fool of Rohan, as well as himself.

"Those two... Are you saying Josuke and Okuyasu were behind this?!"

"Yeah... I don't know why they would do this-"

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the sound of giggling coming from a nearby tree. "They were spying on us..." Momo groaned softly as he summoned That Beautiful Sound, sending it straight at Josuke.

"Josuke I think we should run." Okuyasu whispered. But it was too late, That Beautiful Sound had formed into a Galapagos tortious that was making its way towards the pompadoured teen, slowly but surely.

He immediately fell backwards, scampering away until he finally got to his feet. Okuyasu immediately made chase, not wanting to handle another fake Josuke rejecting him. "That should show them, I can't believe those two set us up! If them beating me up with their stands wasn't embarrassing enough." Momo grumbled.

"They've been a pain in your ass too?" Rohan asked.

"Like you wouldn't believe. I was sure I would be stuck in the hospital with how hard they pummeled me."

Now this was a surprise. Momo not only had beef with those two teens, but also was punched to near death thanks to them invading his space?  "Well, I suppose that's something we both have in common." Was all the mangaka responded with.

"I guess... I should probably get going... No point wasting either our time..." Momo stated, placing cash on the table for the waiter to take. "Unless you want to come to my place so we can talk shit about Josuke."

He was joking of course, but Rohan seemed tempted. "I mean, I wouldn't mind it, I mean I finished my draft for the next issue of Pink Dark Boy during the break period so it's not like I have anything to do tonight. But don't even think of this as a date." Rohan stated. "Oh, uh, alright." Momo stated leading him to his apartment.

"Sorry for the mess, I never really have guests over and... Um..." Momo stated before closing the door after Rohan entered.

"Hmm... Small place." Rohan stated as he looked around. "I mean... Yeah it's close to the school... Do you want a drink? I have Sake, Soju, wine. Or water, if you want." Momo asked. As much as he hated the manga artist, he still wanted to be a good host.

"Soju would be nice, I really could use a drink." The mangaka replied as he sat on the couch. It was small but cozy at least. There weren't a lot of pictures on the walls but the floor was littered with old clothes. "Well at least it's just clothes and not anything like rotting foods or cockroach infested open bags of chips." He thought as he sat there.

Momo entered the kitchen with their drinks. "So, uh... That was some day, right?" He figured he might as well try to make some small talk with Rohan, anything at all. "Umm... When did you start writing Pink Dark Boy?"

Rohan turned to him. "If by some day you mean those two teenage delinquents messing with us because they're petty, then yes. Josuke had no reason to pull that prank, especially after that Cee-Lo match he was definitely cheating in!"

Momo looked intrigued by this as he gave Rohan his soju. "He gambled? I thought that was illegal, then again he is a delinquent so I shouldn't be shocked he isn't a moral pillar of the community." He stated, taking a sip of his wine.

"Yeah, not only that, but because he was cheating, he caused my house to burn down. And now I have to stay at the hotel until I'm able to get it rebuilt."

"... Wouldn't it make more sense to stay with someone so you wouldn't have to spend money on a hotel while you're saving money to rebuild your home?" Momo asked. "I mean, I guess, but it's not like I could go anywhere."

"... You could stay here..." He stated, slowly becoming more drunk as he drank his wine. "Huh? Here? With you?" Rohan asked, off guard from the suggestion.

"... It was only a suggestion..." Momo sighed. "...I don't blame you though... I mean... I'm a mess, not even referring to the state of my apartment..." He rambled, drunk.

"I uh... I mean, I don't think it looks that bad. I mean, aside from the clothes." Rohan stated. "Uh, are you drunk from just one glass?"

Momo didn't respond, he simply reached for another glass of wine until the mangaka stopped him. "I think you've had enough for one day. Why do you call yourself a mess?"

"Look at me! I'm all alone, I have no one, that job is all I have and if those three did any more damage I would be fired! I'd be out on the streets..." Momo bawled, holding his face in his hands.

Rohan didn't know how to respond to that, he tried slowly patting Momo's back. "I uh... It sounds like you have been through quite a lot there."

"I just need someone but never had any luck..."

"Well, that makes two of us." Rohan stated, getting up. "You're such a light weight, you should really drink some water." He spoke as he got the drunken teacher a glass of tap water.

"What did you mean by that? Are you also single?" Momo asked, holding the glass of water the mangaka gave him. "Well, the men in this town are either not my type, straight, or taken. Well other than you." Rohan stated.

"I'm your type?" Momo asked, face flushed from both the alcohol in him and from hearing this. "I- No, I mean maybe but I'd never date you cause like we're enemies."

"We are...?" Momo stated looking down. "I mean you shooed me out of the classroom and said all those things, I thought we were."

"I only said those things to keep my class on tract, I take my job very seriously... Am I too uptight? Is that why I'm still single?" Momo asked, leaning a bit on Rohan, causing both of them to blush.

"Uh... You feel nice on me." The mangaka admitted, softly petting his hair. "I never knew what it was like to have someone lean on me before, it's... It's nice."

Momo just purred in response, nuzzling Rohan gently. "Heh, he even sounds cute when he purrs." He thought, gently patting the green haired man on the head. He didn't think that Josuke's little prank would result in the two actually getting together.

"I know you said this wasn't a date but uh, I wouldn't mind being with you again... Wait... I don't think you like me like that, do you?"

"Well, you are focused on your job, but its commendable. I appreciate a man who focuses on his work first and foremost." Rohan admitted. "And erm... You are very attractive too."

"You think I'm attractive? No one has ever called me that before..." Momo admitted.

"Well, they must have been blind."

Momo was just blushing like crazy. "I... Do you think... We could... Date...? But for real..." Momo asked, looking into the mangaka's eyes. "... I'll think about it." Rohan stated.

He really would like to stay with him, maybe even be his boyfriend but... He was nervous. He never been an a relationship before so it was a little daunting.

Before he could finish thinking about it a loud yawn was heard from the teacher. "Sorry, drinking made me sleepy... I should go to bed..." Momo stated, trying to get up.

"Ah, wait, maybe I should help you to your bed." Rohan stated, noticing how tipsy the other man still was.

"Huh? Um... Thanks, Rohan..." He spoke as he was led to bed. "Um... If it isn't too much to ask, can you lay next to me? You don't have to if you don't want to I just... I want to hold someone..."

"I guess it wouldn't hurt." The mangaka replied, laying down beside Momo. Although feeling him curl up immediately around him made Rohan even more flustered than he was before. "Hmm.. I suppose having a boyfriend does have its perks.. But how do I know that this would work out? God.. Keep yourself together, you need to relax. There's nothing else going on, and it's only our first time together."

Momo however had a feeling they were meant to be as his breathing slowed, finally managing to drift off into a peaceful slumber. As much as Josuke was a pain to them both, they had to admit, he did do one thing right. Rohan continued to spoon against Momo as he eventually dozed away as well, it was a lot more peaceful than sleeping alone.

Sunlight shone into the room once Rohan opened his eyes, it seemed they slept all the way until sunrise. "Wow.. I guess I drank more than I thought." He thought, he was still being snuggled by Momo and didn't want to wake him. There was something precious about the teacher just curled up and gently snoring that made Rohan blush more.

"Well, maybe we can be boyfriends. Of course, I would need to make sure I'm the best boyfriend he's ever got."

After a few minutes, Momo woke from his slumber and blushed, feeling the mangaka's arms still around him. "Oh. This is an odd situation, I thought he hated me." He thought before looking up to face Rohan. "Good morning." The mangaka said. "Morning. Um, sorry for making you sleep here I-"

"It's alright, I liked it, somewhat. Anyway it's Saturday so there isn't any class today... Do you want to maybe do that date we didn't get yesterday?"

Momo couldn't believe this. "Wait we're dating?" He asked. "Did you forget last night? I told you I would think about it and I decided that dating you wouldn't be the worst thing in the world." Rohan stated. "Oh! Yeah I guess I did forget, I was drunk. Um... But to answer your question, yes, I would love to, maybe we could get brunch and then I can clean my apartment."

"Well, let's get ready then. You don't mind if I use your bathroom to shower do you?"

"I don't, go ahead." Momo said before he felt Rohan's lips on his forehead before he let go to shower.

As the mangaka was freshening up, Momo went to clean his glasses and wash the wine taste out of his mouth. Since they didn't get the chance to have that cafe date, that was what they were going to do. "And hopefully this time Josuke and his himbo friend aren't there to spy on us today." He thought.

Rohan finished the shower fifteen minutes later, unfortunately he then realized he didn't bring any clothes with him. "I should probably ask him if he's got anything I could wear. We seem to be around the same size."

Momo entered, only to immediately blush when he saw Rohan in nothing but a towel around his waist. "Oh! Sorry, I should have knocked." He stammered. Although he did also find the mangaka to be very attractive without his shirt on. "I uh. I should go-"

"Wait! I uh-I could use some clothes, if you don't mind of course. I don't have any on me since I didn't think I'd be spending the night." Rohan immediately said.

The two just blushed the longer they stayed in the same room together, but Momo did finally get out a pair of jeans, a shirt and jacket and some shoes for his new boyfriend. "I think these should fit you well. If not, I could rush out and do some clothes shopping."

"No, no I think these will do." Rohan then got behind Momo's bed to change, re-emerging a few seconds later to show off his new outfit. "How do I look?"

"You look great." Momo stated. "Damn he makes anything look good. I mean I haven't worn those because I didn't think I they would look good on me but here he is absolutely styling." He thought.

Rohan, hearing his thoughts, smiled that he thought that he was that attractive. "Alright, do you want to quickly shower?"

"Yeah, I shower in the morning anyways." He stated before going to quickly shower and change. Once ready, the two went to the cafe, on an actual date this time.

As the two were on their date, Josuke and Okuyasu were passing by, not planning on spying on them, but it's a small town so their paths were going to cross eventually. "Wait are they for real dating?" Josuke thought. "Damn, they are! Maybe us pulling that prank was good for the two of them." Okuyasu responded.

They decided to follow the pair to the Cafe and watch them from afar. It sure was a date alright, they even split a slice of cake with each other. "Wow, wait until we tell Koichi about this. And he was worried that we'd flunk!" Okuyasu thought as they snuck off.

The adults could tell what was going on, but they didn't bother with chasing them off again. They did succeed in getting two lonely men together.