"Umm...remind me again just HOW THE FUCK THIS HAPPENED?!!!?

          ~2 hours earlier~

I walked closely to Axel who wore extremely dark clothes. Like seriously, could they have been more darker?

We had been walking for what seemed like for hours and it was super dark.

The only light which was there was from our phones, this was getting really creepy.

I checked the time and saw that it was 6p.m already!

We had seriously been walking for two minutes?!

And what for man?

I smacked Xanny at the back of his head, he was grinning widely and his bag was making way too much noise.

"Ow?"he replied turning to me slowly a little confused.

"What's wrong with you?" He asked and I tired of walking around, obviously just said; "Are you all plotting to kill me?"

He let out a loud snort which really put me off a bit.

Stupid boy.

"No you silly shoe."

I frowned confusedly, I mean could you blame me?

"Then where are we goi-"

I heard multiple sounds of wild animals.

An elephant's trumpet and growling of wild cats. The horrible singing of birds as well.

I could tell that they weren't indigenous to our country in general just by the sounds.

Cherry hopped onto my back excitedly catching me off guard.

She kissed my cheek before jumping off to hold my hand.

Well, I held hers because she was still a little wobbly and dang she was not acting like a person who had just got shot.

"Cherry why are you not at home?"

She batted her gorgeous eyelashes, "I feel fine. I'm on a lot of meds."

Sure it was a week ago, but yeah...I'd expect her groaning and complaining and cursing; ya know, like a pregnant woman.

But she was the exact opposite. She was just happy and glowing all the time.

"Yeah, ever since we snuck you out of your mom's house you've become a rebel."

She shrugged easily, "I've always been a rebel. After all, we did escape our cult."she said like it was the most simple thing ever.

The corner of my lip twitched and the atmosphere was sullen.

I looked carefully at the mark on her wrist, she rubbed it subconsciously.

"Whatever. You're a badass."I said lightening up the mood.

"Your ass is so bad, the chair runs from you."she chuckled softly.

I decided to continue, "Your ass is so bad, Wattpad's scared of you."

Axe who I'd forgotten was here laughed out loud before stifling it.

"You know what Wattpad is?" I inquired curious.

"Yes. Of course. They have some of the best books, duh."

That explained the way he'd behave sometimes, you know the whole bad boy thing but he was always s vulnerable in my eyes.

"Hey, you said that we were going to the zoo.." we stopped at a high wall.

This sure looked nothing like the zoo.

Xanny knelt down and opened his bag grinning at something.

"Exactly snowflake. We're just not going to get an upclose view."

Umm..."What does that mean?"I demanded seeing grappling hooks being taken out.

"It means that we're gonna cross off an item on Axe Body Spray's bucket list." Cherry said in my ear. It tickled a little...

Umm....help.

 
~later~

It reaked in here. My eyes burned from the horrible smells in these habitats...

We were in the zebra habitat and our job was easy, we each were just supposed to kiss the zebra on the head each.

Easy enough?

Nope.

Axel was trying to get a hold of one but it just kept dodging him.

I felt uneasy about what we were doing.

The animal could've trampled him at any moment and I wasn't willing to take chances.

"Axe, please be careful."

He turned his head slightly and he was clearly laughing but lowly so that we wouldn't attract any attention.

The zebra fridgin neighed.

Why was it that they neighed. We're they just African horses?

Besides.................what?

Zebras make sounds?!!

"Woah." Axe said finally getting the rope around it's neck.

Shockingly enough, it never bothered to rub off to the other side of it's.....ginormous cage.

"Okay. Lets go." He said and Simon nodded turning the other way.

"Wait...what?!"

Huh?

What the heck was going on here?

"Go where?"

Weren't we just going to kiss the zebra?

"Home dumb dumb."

I blinked multiple times finding it hard to breathe all of a sudden.

"Are...Are we kidnapping a flippin' zebra?!!" I demanded.

Axe nodded smiling, his dimples showing.

Remind me to get my uterus yanked out.

Cherry was already walking to the screen that was closing us off from the rest of the animals.

"Wait a minute, so you meant to tell me that we could've walked through the entrance?!"

"Of course not fudge nugget. We're going to kidnap another animal."

My mouth hung open and never closed.

Silence filled the zoo and I knew that it was my que to tell at everybody.

I could've sworn that a massive stink bug flew past my mouth but I shut it on time.

The lock was picked and she walked out leisurely but checked the perimeter quickly before continuing in
a different direction.

Um....what aspect of this was normal?!!

And why had I not cussed for this long?!

Axe walked ahead of me and I got slapped by the zebra's tail.

I blew out the hairs hysterically and fell on my butt due to the confusion.

"Owww." I complained like a child but I was shushed by everybody.

"Whyyy?."

"Because we are in a zoo illegally!" Simon whisper shouted.

I rolled my eyes before getting up.

"And it's my fault how?"

*Silence*

"Exactly."

         ~later~

The spotted beast's butt kissed my lips.

I screamed inwardly but I was heard anyway...

Nothing was ever inward with me.

Axel laughed beside me and I shot him a glare to shut him up.

"Hey, I thought you'd be having fun." I leaned up against him sighing.

"It is kinda fun but you guys are being extra."

He wrapped an arm around me which felt awesome and warm and just awesome.

I loved his hugs so much.

"We're just being you for the day."

I laughed a little, "What?"

He huffed smiling adorably.

"This is the item off my bucket list. Do something Chloe would."

Well damn ...

It was something that I would do.

"But aren't the gold chains a little too much?"

The giraffe was wearing a chain saying, 'party ho-rse'

And the zebra some sunglasses.

What was this?Penguins of Madagascar?

Then Axel's face changed abruptly.

His eyes we wife and fixated on the top of my head.

"What?"

Simon walked by with more accessories halting by me giving me the same look.

"Umm..." They both shared a look at each other as if they were communicating.

I hated when they did that. They literally had full conversations whenever they did.

"Chlo-There's...a...A bird-"

"What?"I asked agitated.

He hesitated before answering.

"A bird took a big shit on your head."

I tilted my head and touched up the moisture slowly.

What the FUCK?

Realisation set in.

It was the most abnormal shit I had ever felt

My entire scalp was covered.

I looked up and saw dozens of birds looking down at me as well and I swear, one of them laughed at me.

Another large shit dropped on me and I trembled in annoyance glaring at the bother of them.

"Simon?"

I got Cherry's attention..

"Hmm?", Simon asked looking scared.

Oh he had every right to be.

"Umm...remind me again just HOW THE FUCK THIS HAPPENED?!!!?"

They all flinched, the giraffe flinched, I could tell because it clenched its butt cheeks.

"Hey! You there!!"

We all turned out heads to the security guard who was a few yards away from us.

"Fuuck!" Simon said wearily.

"Run!"

We left the animals and ran as quickly as we could forgetting about everything else.

Axe whooped happily and Simon ran, carrying Cherry bridal style ahead of all of us.

"You all deserve high fives to the face with a chair!" I laughed running with them.

I turned back briefly to see the giraffe and the zebra running around distracting the guard.

We ran like there was not tomorrow.
We escaped quicker than we came and damn my lungs burned.

We all heaved heavily as soon as we were safe from the threat.

I leaned against the car exhausted.

Then we noticed that Axel hadn't stopped breathing heavily.

He infact was wheezing and coughing.

"Uh...Axe?" I warned.

He slumped down the door and onto the asphalt.

I fell to my knees to catch him.

Oh God no.

"No no no no no no." .

Xanny immediately slung an arm over his shoulder and we all put effort to get him up.

We got him into the car and Simon hopped into the driver's seat.

Tears brimmed my eyes and my vision became blurry.

No way that this was happening now.

No way.