Incorrect Quotes #53
Linda: How long has it been since you last slept?
Shintaro: What makes you think I didn't sleep? Look, I'm making lunch right now
Linda: *shakes her head in concerned disappointment as Shintaro spreads toothpaste on a tortilla with a fork*
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Shintaro: Chase, I need to speak to you for a minute. In private.
Chase: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
(Have I used this one before? I can't remember..)
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Chase: Kai?
Kai: What?
Chase: I can't sleep
Kai: I can, goodnight
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Chase, to Kai: I never want to see your stupid face again!
Shintaro, startled and confused: Chase! *watches as Chase storms away* What happened?? What's his problem?
Kai: Oh, he's mad that I can multiply by 12 and he still needs a calculator
(... don't worry chase i do too)
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(I swear I didn't do this one on purpose, it has math in it too XD)
Shintaro: *trying to teach Chase and Amy math*
Shintaro: *points to a triangle* This means it's 90 degrees.
Amy: But how can it be 90 degrees?? It's winter!
Shintaro: No, the angle is-
Chase: Maybe it's Global Warming.
Moon, from the kitchen: Maybe it's just me. I:)
Shintaro: *throws the paper* Forget it-
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Abby: It's been 3 hours and he still hasn't texted back... I think he hates me...
Kai, trying to spell gorgeous: *spells gorjus*
Kai: *gets the dotted lines*
Kai: AAAAAAAARGH! *freaking YEETS the phone across the room*
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Shintaro: *does something stupid and hurts himself*
Linda: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I'm going to kill you
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Amy: Do you even have a blood type? What is it?
Thorn: Oh, I'm not that picky
Amy:
Amy, processing: wHAT-
Thorn, grinning: *was joking with her just for that reaction*
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Abby, in the kitchen: Honey
Kai, from the couch: Hm?
Abby: Sugar
Kai: Yes?
Abby: Flour
Kai, confused: What???? Flour????
Abby, pausing in silence and then bursting into laughter: I WaS ReaDinG a REciPe FoR a CaKE-
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Shintaro, slumped forward: I played Scrabble today
Shintaro: It was a nightmare
Linda, looking up from her book: What are you talking about? Scrabble's great
Shintaro: Not when you're playing with Falte. He puts down words like 'ephemeral' and I put 'dog'
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[at a restaurant]
Waiter: Which ones are yours?
Shintaro: *points to his the rest of my characters as they fight amongst themselves* Those
Waiter, seriously concerned: God bless your soul
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Kai: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you
Chase: Water isn't wet
Kai, whipping around: How the frick is water not wet it's water
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Chase: There's a snake outside
Thorn, banging on the door: CHASE LET ME IN RIGHT NOW IT'S RAINING
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Kai: Migraine?
Chase, wincing with his hands on his temples: Superglue, actually
Kai: whAT-
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Chase: Do you guys blow on your food when it's hot, or do you just hasafashafsas until you can chew it?
Amy: Oh, hasafashafsas for sure, I'm not a coward
Shintaro, frozen in the act of raising a fork of hot meat into his mouth: *so freaking confused*
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