Its a Sunday evening in the Cipher-Pines house where Bill and Dipper are sitting in the kitchen watching their children fight over who gets to sit in what car and who sits where. The two were lazily drinking coffee until Dipper did a spit take messing up Bil's hair and lazy shirt , but he didn't care since he's too worried about his wife "Mason what's wrong!" He said patting Dipper's back to ease her coughing.

"Thanks hun'" Dipper said then unexpectantly crashed her lips onto Bills surprising him "I just realized our 20th wedding anniversary is in a week!" She said excitedly "This will be the first anniversary since our 5th that were together and your not in another county!" 

"Huh you right! We can actually spend some time together! Instead of just sending gifts in the mail! We can go somewhere together!" Bill said then swirled Dipper around then hugged her tightly but realization went apon his wife

"Wait the kids! We can't just go off somewhere for a day!" Dipper informed getting her cap on "Perhaps it's better if we do something and bring the kids along?"

"But then we wouldn't get any time alone!" Bill said and started to pace around till he snaps his fingers "Brooke will be in charge so when we split up she'll just handle the rest! She has the leadership spirit inside her like me!"

"Okay then!" Dipper said then walked outside to see them fighting more viciously "THAT'S ENOUGH!" Dipper yelled stopping their fighting "For fighting NO ride to the ice cream store! I want all of you to sit in the living room TOGETHER until you learn to get along!" She pointed to the living room as the kids orderly walked by her with their heads down.

"Oh pinetree that was hot~" Bill charmingly said putting his arms around her from behind putting his head on her shoulder "I love it when soon strong and in charge." He started to kiss her jawline and stroked her sides.

"Uh Bill? The kids?" Dipper said making Bill look at the grossed out faces of their children.Realizing the living room and kitchen have no doors between them.

"So Bill got any ideas for where you and me and the kids can go for 5 days?" Dipper said sitting on porch with Bill both of them are sitting on the steps "I think I know a place where we can all go and have lots of fun!" She said merrily having a huge smile on her face which Bill gladly returned.

"Me too! Somewhere great for all of us to enjoy!" Bill said taking his hands on Dipper's shoulders and she does too albeit awkwardly "Let's say where we wanna go at the same time ready!?" Dipper nodded so they both take a breathe of air and squeeze each others shoulders in anticipation.

"HAWAII/CEDAR POINT!" They both yell out, then look at each other in confusion dropping their hands "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAWAII/CEDAR POINT!?" They both yell irritated at their other half.

"Dipper why would you want to go to Cedar point? It's not as romantic as Hawaii nor is it very relaxing! And the lines don't get me started on those horribly long lines!" Bill said presenting his objection.

"Bill the kids will be there its not only for us! And of course not very relaxing ,but I haven't rode a rollercoaster in forever and would like to do so! And I can handle long lines unlike you!" Dipper said showing her argument "Besides Hawaii ain't all perfect! Its hot! Hardly anything I consider to be fun to do! And sand Bill I hate sand!" Dipper said pointing at Bill.

"I can handle hot Mason! Since I am also hot!" Bill moved his hair back gloating about himself causing Dipper to roll her eyes " And no duh you don't like what they got there its all about relaxing! And please Mason sand is no issue if you lie on a towel!" 

"Well I don't want to constantly worry about shark attacks or sunburns on my babies!" Dipper said poking her husbands chest to prove her dislike of Hawaii.

"And I don't want to worry about losing one of our kids in that crowded place or getting sick from the rides!" Bill said pounding his fist into hand to show how he didn't want to go to Cedar point.

"If neither of us can decide on where to go then what will we do?" Dipper questioned back hunched and hands on head.

"I got it!" Bill said jumping up and snaping his fingers "We get the kids to decide! After all, their coming as well!" Bill and Dipper grin at each other evilly. 

The Cipher-Pines kids seem to be getting along better as they are watching TV. Bill and Dipper walk in with sly grins and arms crossed. Bill takes the remote from Bonnie much to her protest since he turned off her pageant show "Hey! I was watching that!" Her parents ignore her.

"Children in less than a week is our anniversary, so to celebrate it and cause its during Thanksgiving break we decided to go on a family vacation!" Bill said feeling superior at that moment especially when the children all cheered in excitement and even danced.

"But!" Dipper said cutting off the children's words of joy and in mid-dance "Neither of us can decide where to go between Cedar point and Hawaii, so we want you all to vote on where to go." All the attention is on Dipper and Bill now "Blaine as the Middle child you count please." Blaine nodded.

"All in favor on Cedar point?" Blake, Brett, Braden, Boston, and Brian all raised their hands "1,2,3,4,5 okay then now all in favor of Hawaii?" Brooke, Bell, Babs, Bonnie, and Bailey all raised their hands "1,2,3,4,5?!" He questioned

"WHAT!" The married couple yelled startling all their child.

"Blaine I love you and all ,but WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE!?" Dipper yelled pulling at her hair in frustration while Bill just stomps his foot demanding an answer as well staring down at Blaine who gulps in response then finds the courage to talk.

"I'm really sorry ,but I love both how can I decide!" Blaine said nervously eyeing his parents.

"Well duh your gonna vote for Cedar point! Its our guys only team!" Braden said putting an arm around Blaine smirking. The boys and girls mumble about the each others gender.

"Come on! Blaine is totally gonna vote for Hawaii cause he's totes like a girl!" Bell said smiling and taking Braden arm off Blaine putting her arm around him then stops to think "Wait are you a girl?" Bell asked causing Blaine to facepalm and take her arm off him. 

"Sweetie i assure you that he is in fact a boy!" Dipper said softly "But you all got it wrong! I'm the one that wants to go to Cedar point and Your father is the one who wants to go to Hawaii!" The children all gasp.

"I still can't see why you want to go there! Its nothing compared to Hawaii!" Bill smugly said then tapped his wife's nose causing her to growl annoyed.

"Ha! Yeah right!" Dipper said furiously then looked at Blaine giving him a forced smile "Blaine if we gave you the end of the day would you pick then!" Blaine nodded hesitantly seeing her mad then she unexpectedly smiles sweetly ruffing up his hair "Good!" She said then turned to glare at Bill.

"We got to do something!"Brooke said after leading all her siblings into hers and Bell's room for a mandatory kid meeting "Blaine you got to take a vote now! Cedar Point or Hawaii! Before they literally destroy the house!" At this moment everyone could hear Bill's punching the walls, and Dipper is screeching at Bill, and Both parents occasionally yelling threats at each other and throwing Anything not nailed down at each other.

"I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." Brett said laughing "Get it? Get it?" 

"Dudes I don't think a vote will change how our parents feel about each other."Blake said then strummed his guitar.

"I could use my brain transfer helmet and Control how they act!" Brian said showing off his brain helmet that's sparking with electricity and wires.

"Forget that!" Bonnie said pushing the helmet away "I'll just use my power of entering minds to make them forget this ever happened!" Bonnie starts to walk out ,but is held mid-walk "Hey!" She protested as Brooke used her telekinesis to stop her.

"No way! Ever since you make-overed our minds Last year mom had to call in father to put a protection spell on us!" Brooke said putting Bonnie on the bed who is now pouting.

"It was the girliest dream ever!" Boston said making throwing up gestures" Took weeks to get rid of that princess world!"

"I think I know the answer!" Blaine said then took out his smartphone from his pocket "But I need to make a few calls!" 

LATER THAT DAY
Bill and Dipper are on the floor of the living room asleep from all the fighting. They wake up when they hear the Doorbell. Groaning Dipper gets up to open the door and is instantly hugged by no other than Mabel her twin. "Dip-Dop!" Mabel screeched enthusiastically hugging her even Tighter and bouncing up making her long hair do so too.

"Hey Mabel!" Dipper said getting out of the hug and straightens out her wrinkled shirt "Its been awhile like when Bailey was born?" She asked making Mabel nod "Mabel you usually call first before visiting what gives?" 

"Well a little birdy called and told me my Sis-Sis is having a little disagreement on where to go with their husband on their anniversary!" Mabel said and looks mischievous "So I took the week off from working and chasing after guys to race over here!" Bill finally walks in the room but still heard it all.

"Hey Shooting Star!" Bill said hugging her "Finally got away from the single life huh?" Mabel chuckled at that.

"Yeah but don't you two worry! for you don't have to go to Cedar point or Hawaii!" Mabel said making the married couple both quirk an eyebrow "Cause you two are going to Grunkle Stan's Mystery Shack!" The couple looks unsure "Don't worry! I'll be here to watch the kids so you two don't have to! And Bill you travel enough as it is I think as a break from planes wouldn't be the end of the world!" Mabel playfully punched Bill who laughed half heartly.

"AUNT MABEL!" The Cipher-Pines kids all yelled running downstairs to group hug Their aunt who happily complied.

"Weird How it's like looking into a mirror?" Braden commented pointing at Both Mabel and Bell who look a lot alike appearance wise.

"WOW!" They both yelled touching each others faces in amazement the family deadpanned at their childishness.

"I'll have to study genetics while your actually present in our dwelling." Brain said taking out his clipboard taking down notes on behavior.

"So are you two going to the mystery shack or what?! Cause that's where I want you two to go!" Blaine said confidently. Both his parents look at him.

"YOU DID THIS!?" Bill and Dipper yelled surprised making Blaine flinch ,but then they both hug him.

​​​​​​"Oh honey the Mystery Shack is the perfect place! Theirs excitement and hardly anyone there!" Dipper said kissing Blaine's cheek lovingly.

"Plus theirs no worrying about sunburns or throwing up! Well unless we have Stancakes!" Bill said making him and Dipper both laugh.

"LETS GO TO THE MYSTERY SHACK!" Bill and Dipper yelled running outside then driving away leaving a smoke cloud making he kids and Mabel look on in confusion then Mabel's phone rings meaning someone is calling her.

"SORRY! BUT NO FRIENDS OVER! THREE MEALS A DAY! DESSERT AFTER DINNER WHICH IS 6:30! BAILEY NEEDS A NAP TWICE A DAY! BOTTLE IS IN THE FRIDGE HEAT IT UP! DIAPERS IN MASTER BATHROOM CABINET. MEDICINE IN KITCHEN SHELVES!  BEDTIME FOR THE KIDS IS 10:00 FOR THE FOUR OLDEST AND FOUR YOUGEST IS 8:00 AND THE REST IS 9:00! ALSO-" This went on for like an hour with a very long list of do's and do not's.