I've seen these being done before and I wanted to do one but I didn't know who for so... Happy Fourth of July!

Introducing new fandoms: The Good Doctor and Deception!

Individual fandom pictures will be in the preference, but have Rhett and Link for now.

Summary: Dating him would include...

QOTP: Out of them all, who would you rather date?

Word Count: 4251

Criminal Minds

Derek:
- "I need a nickname for you but Garcia's already claimed all the good ones."

- late night phone calls when he's on a case

- teaching you self defense so he can feel better about leaving you at home by yourself

- "If you could, like, not get shot this time, that'd be great."

- "I love you, too."

- being Garcia's OTP

Luke:
- "Where's Roxy?"

- "This is the first time you've seen me in a week and the first thing you do is ask about Roxy?"

- becoming best friends with Garcia

- watching Roxy while he's gone and refusing to let him pay you for it so him taking you on dates instead

- but sometimes you pay for it behind his back because he doesn't need to spend all that money on you

- being nervous while he's gone because of how dangerous his job is

- him calling you whenever he can to tell you he's okay because of that

- corny jokes

- him making sure you know how much he loves you

Spencer:
- "Could you say that again, but in English?"

- "That was English, it was just a lot of big words."

- Doctor Who marathons

- him holding your hand constantly because he could never do that with Maeve and he doesn't wanna take that for granted

- calling him various dumb but cute nicknames Garcia herself is proud of

- talking about your future together when you can't fall asleep

- reading together

- asking him questions instead of googling things

- "You're like a walking encyclopedia, thesaurus, and dictionary all rolled into one. And, as an added bonus, you're really cute."

- finding it adorable when he blushes

- the entire team loving you

Deception

Cameron:
- "You know, now that I think about it, you and Johnathan are just like Fred and George. You can do magic and everything."

- reassuring him that Johnathan's gonna be okay and that he'll find the Mystery Woman

- "If you pull out the ace of diamonds, I will walk out of here right now."

- holding your hand when he's nervous

- "How do you stand him?"

- "I don't."

- making sure to say "I love you" to each other every time he leaves just in case

- "I may the be the illusionist in this relationship, but you stole my heart."

- *groans*

Johnathon:
- prison visits

- cause he's in prison

- cause he was framed for murder

- or did he actually commit the murder??

- nah I'm just playing

- but there's still a lot of prison visits

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Dirk:
- "When was the last time you washed that jacket?"

- "Uh..."

- buying him weird ties just 'cause

- hearing the most bizarre things and being completely unconcerned

- a lot of cheek kisses when you're with other people

- being his unofficial "secretary"

- being great friends with Todd and Amanda and Farah

- and him asking Amanda and Farah for advice

Todd:
- "Why are you calling me at 3am?"

- "Dirk and I don't have a car anymore because it fell into a black hole."

- *sigh* "Where are you?"

- many of your dates ending up being a case

- and Dirk's usually there

- being best friends with Amanda and Farah

- hanging out with the Rowdy 3 and Amanda and him getting nervous

- "She could die, Dirk."

- "I highly doubt that."

Doctor Who

Nine:
- "Lose the attitude, Banana Boy."

- asking him to go places all the time

- so he makes a list

- him telling you about Gallifrey and his childhood

- snorting every time he makes a sarcastic comment

- and then trying to out-sarcasm him

- you being his number one priority whenever something dangerous is happening

- which is all the time

- annoying the crap out of him

Ten:
- "Do you need those 3D glasses to see your intelligence?"

- "Because it's vast?"

- "No, 'cause - never mind, this joke is cancelled."

- Jack flirts with you once and it's not pretty

- "I know you really wanna kill him, but he's immortal, so it's not gonna do you any good."

- him taking you to the most beautiful places he can think of

- so "they'll be even more beautiful, because you'll be there."

- him complimenting you all the time

Eleven:
- "Please take that stupid thing off your head."

- finding him adorable almost 24/7

- because he is

- going to the coolest places

- "Can I use the sonic screwdriver?"

- "Just... be careful."

- him constantly holding your hand

- so he knows you're there

- "What are the round things in the TARDIS for?"

- "I have no idea."

The Good Doctor

Jared:
- "I'm dating a surgeon; my mom's gonna be so proud."

- "I'm not a surgeon yet."

- "Yeah, but when you are, we're gonna kill it at my high school reunion."

- talking to him about work/his residency when it's stressing him out

- giving him pep talks if he needs them

- being supportive girlfriend #1

Melendez:
- "You know, I always said I was gonna marry rich."

- "I haven't even proposed to you yet."

- "YOU SAID 'YET'! SO YOU DO WANT TO PROPOSE TO ME!"

- annoying the crap out of him on purpose

- but also being the best girlfriend in the world when work's stressing him out

- "I think you need to go a little easier on Shaun, babe. Just a thought."

- making jokes about how he's a surgeon and therefore has a butt load of money that he can spend on you

- but blatantly refusing when he tries to buy you expensive things

- or even pay for your dinner, which amounts to a whopping twenty bucks

Shaun:
- "You eat blueberry pancakes so much, you're gonna turn into one."

- "That's physically impossible-"

- *sweetly* "I know, Shaun. It's an expression."

- being 100% supportive

- and coming this close to punching people in the face when they unnecessarily question him or disrespect him

- you don't end up punching them because somebody else stops you (Glassman, Melendez, Claire, etc.)

- calming him down if need be

- "Deep breaths, okay? Look at me. Breathe with me, okay? Slowly... Okay, now, let's figure this out."

- driving him places so he doesn't have to take the bus

Harry Potter

Draco:
- "Your hair is brighter than my future."

- minimal PDA

- but quick kisses and hand holding when you're out by yourselves

- dates by the Black Lake

- only meeting Lucius once

- and he doesn't like you

- but Narcissia loves you

- trying to keep peace between him and Harry

- Pansy hates you

- getting teased by Blaise

Fred:
- "Can you stop poisoning the first years?"

- making him promise not to get in trouble when you have a date planned so he won't get detention

- "I'm not falling for that again, George. I know you're not Fred."

- cheering him on during Quidditch matches

- him telling you not to be certain places at certain times

- because he and George "may or may not" be planning to prank someone there

- so many bear hugs

- and hand holding

- and tears when he dies

George:
- "I'm gonna tell Molly."

- "You wouldn't."

- "I would."

- Hogsmeade dates

- and you spend so much time in Zonkos

- if you see him with Fred, you wait for him to kiss you after you approach them

- because you honestly cannot tell them apart just by looking at them

- Molly loving you

- joining the Order

- comforting him after Fred dies

- helping him run Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Harry:
- "Back when I first met you, I had the biggest crush on you because (1) you're cute and (2) you're the Chosen One. This great hero that conquered the Dark Lord, this unattainable warrior. And now that we're actually dating I've realized you're just a dork with no plan whatsoever."

- Hermione overhears and says, "You put it into words."

- holding your hand when he's nervous

- constantly worrying about him

- being best friends with Hermione and Ron

- everyone asking you what it's like to be dating him

- you usually respond with a modified version of the quote above

- fully prepared to have him move in with your family instead of staying at the Dursley's if he'd ever agree to it

James:
- "You're literally the most annoying out of the four of you."

- "And yet you chose me."

- hugs all the time because he's actually ridiculous

- "When we get married, are you and the others gonna have a stag night?"

- *groans*

- being a Marauder

- which means also becoming an animagus for Remus

- his parents loving you

- usually getting dragged to McGonagall's office because you're probably involved with whatever it is he and the others did

Newt:
- "You know, the fact that your pocket is croaking suspiciously doesn't surprise me at all anymore."

- literally holding your hand at all times

- him being really stutter-y and nervous at first

- but when he gains confidence he's somehow even sweeter than before

- bc he compliments you all the time and on things like your personality and your heart

- helping him take care of his creatures

- the niffler only listening to you

- traveling with him after finishing seventh year

- helping write his book

- naming all the creatures

- him being cute constantly

Remus:
- "What is it, your time of the month?"

- "If I said that to you, you would get mad at me."

- "That's the joke, hun."

- reading together

- becoming an animagus even though he told you not to because "it's too risky"

- comforting him after full moons

- Sirius and James teasing you all time

- him being surprisingly romantic

- basically buying out Honeydukes

- the best bear hugs in the world

Ron:
- "RON, A SPIDER!"

- "WHERE?!"

- "CALL HERMIONE!"

- holding hands all the time

- he's so in love with you??? it's almost insane

- "You've slipped me a love potion, haven't you?"

- "You're so cheesy."

- Molly adopts you the second you walk in the house

- Fred and George teasing you all the time

Sirius:
- "You are one lucky dog."

- *sarcastically* "Haha."

- hugs upon hugs upon hugs

- also a lot of kisses

- "Can you not be all over James for five minutes so I can ask you something?"

- considering James' parents his parents

- so obviously you have to meet them

- and they love you

Marvel

Bruce:
- "Hey, Green Giant."

- trying to understand when he talks about science

- but quickly getting lost

- a lot of hand holding

- especially at first because he's afraid of even hugs

- getting nervous every time he leaves with the other Avengers

- having to drag him out of his lab some nights so he'll go get some sleep

- "Even the Hulk needs beauty sleep, Bruce."

Bucky:
- "If you touch me with your metal arm one more time, I'm gonna kill you."

- *smirking* "Why?"

- "It's cold!"

- *laughing*

- him calling you "doll"

- hugs

- and kisses

- becoming friends with a majority of the Avengers

- trying to get him and Tony to stop hating each other

Clint:
- "Aren't you basically defenseless when you run out of arrows?"

- bird puns

- him teaching you how to shoot a bow

- and you end up putting a lot of holes in the wall

- being best friends with Natasha

- the dumbest jokes you've ever heard

- and the dumbest pick up lines you've ever heard

- "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."

- "We're already dating, you dork."

- but you're still blushing

Loki:
- "You're so dramatic."

- *turns around slowly, cape billowing behind him with an incredulous look on his face fit for a silent film actor* "No, I'm not."

- him being surprisingly cuddly

- and adorable

- but we all knew that last one

- to his dismay, you and Thor quickly become best friends

- teaching him about Midgard

- and you never realized just how confusing it is

- "Basically... I can't explain it, so just forget it exists."

Peter Parker:
- "Can I shoot the web shooters?"

- "Never again."

- him talking about you to Ned so much Ned says he might as well be dating you, too

- being best buds with Aunt May

- *Peter walks in to you and Aunt May watching American Idol* "Hey, I'm home."

- *not even looking away from the TV, in unison* "Hey."

- hand holding and cheek kisses

- hugs that last for hours

- "Why are you up at 3am?"

- "Crime never sleeps."

- "You're watching Star Wars, aren't you?"

- "... Maybe."

Peter Quill:
- "Can you take your headphones off for five minutes?"

- "Ok, Mom."

- basically being Groot's parents

- Rocket being 200% done every time you have a cute moment

- Drax only being 98% done

- cheesy pick up lines and compliments

- "I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

- "Focus on steering the ship, Casanova."

- him being ridiculously in love with you

- and it's so adorable

Pietro:
- "Stop running, I'm trying to ask you something!"

- the dumbest but cutest nicknames

- being best friends with Wanda

- "Wanna see me run around the world and back?"

- "Pier-"

- "Wanna see me do it again?"

- tears

- and pain

- cause he's deAD

Sam:
- "You are a lot cuter than a Falcon, babe. I think you need a name change."

- "To what? Teacup pig?"

- "So you're admitting that you find teacup pigs cute?"

- "Of course I do! They're tiny pigs!"

- at first he's nervous

- like when he's asking you out

- but when you've been together for a bit, he's so smooth???

- making "on your left" jokes whenever possible

- standing between him and Bucky whenever they're together

- making him binge Netflix shows with you

- and he complains

- but he ends up getting invested in the story

Scott:
- "Where are you?! I don't wanna step on you!"

- Cassie considering you a second mom

- and it warms his heart so much

- cause ya know

- his "two favorite girls"

- "You should name all the ants."

- "There are literally thousands."

- "... Give them name tags."

- Hank Pym telling him you're a keeper

- and Scott saying "I know"

Steve:
- "Can I hold the shield?"

- "I might as well get you your own at this rate."

- calling you "darling" because he's old fashioned

- becoming good friends with Bucky

- being like an older sister to Wanda

- calling him "Capsicle"

- among other things that are meant to annoy him

- such as "old man"

- and things of that nature

- he's so in love with you w ow

Stephen:
- "Can you go back in time and help me get an A on my math final freshmen year?"

- "No."

- "What about my science final?"

- "No."

- annoying him all the time

- on purpose, of course

- "forcing him" to cuddle with you on the couch in the Sanctum

- "If you can survive fighting Kaecilius, you will live through an hour of cuddling with me."

- but he secretly loves it

T'Challa:
- "Why are you so extra?"

- "I'm not extra."

- "Says the guy in the cat suit."

- "Panther."

- he's so in love with you it's so cute

- he's physically prepared to give you the world

- his mom loves you

- and Shuri says you're cooler than he is

- and he agrees with her

Thor:
- "Lady Y/N!"

- bone-crushing hugs

- he's so cuddly

- so of course you're at least hand-holding all the time

- him talking about you to all of his friends

- he always says you're the best thing in Midgard

- but Pop Tarts are a close second

- playing with your hair

- playing with his hair

- at least until it got cut off...

- you really miss his long hair

Tony:
- "Please do the 'Where's my super suit' thing."

- "No."

- asking him to make you your own Iron Man suit

- him sometimes following you around like a lost puppy for like no reason

- him singing cheesy love songs to you until you literally beg him to stop

- or you "threaten" him

- "Tony, if you sing Faithfully one more time, I'm joining Cap's team."

- thinking you'd make the best parents

- but no one else does

- being so in love it's so adorable

Merlin

Arthur:
- "Can you be a little nicer to Merlin?"

- "But why?"

- Uther does not approve

- so you have to sneak out on dates

- being good friends with Morgana

- you know

- before she goes evil

- Arthur getting teased by Merlin

- and Gauis when he finds out

- Leon and Gwaine teasing him too

- the latter much more than the former

Merlin:
- "Arthur can't be that bad."

- "Really? Would you like my job for the day, then?"

- "No."

- Arthur teasing him constantly

- him being ridiculously cheesy

- and always complimenting you

- helping him out with certain chores

- mainly the ones Gauis gives him

- being good friends with Gwen

- the knights finding your relationship adorable

- and giving Merlin advice even if he didn't ask for it

Newsies

Jack:
- "What is with your obsession with New Mexico?"

- helping him sell papers sometimes

- all the other Newsies teasing him

- especially Crutchie

- promising to take you to Santa Fe

- he is such a sap

- and he's so in love with you???

- Medda Larken loving you

- so you go to see her shows often

Percy Jackson

Frank:
- "I was gonna suggest that we get a dog, but..."

- asking every animal in sight if it's him when you can't find him

- so many hugs

- it's ridiculous

- being everyone's OTP

- even Reyna's

- being close with the rest of the Seven

- and Nico

- "Dude, you're like Sirius Black except you can't do, like, magic, I guess. And you're not dead."

Grover:
- "I love telling people I'm dating a Greek god."

- "I'm not a god, though."

- "Close enough."

- being best friends with Percy and Annabeth

- and Percy suggesting going on double dates all the time

- you guys are adorable

- and the whole camp loves you

- especially the Aphrodite cabin

- wanting to go with him when he and the other Council of Cloven go somewhere that's pretty far away

Jason:
- "I don't have to take this from someone who tried to eat a stapler."

- "You can't just say that every time we get into an argument."

- being best friends with Leo and Piper

- and being really close with the rest of the Seven and Reyna

- basically being Nico's parents

- even though he's technically older than you

- "flying" with him

- "Put me down or I swear to Zeus, I'll kill you!"

- *thunder rumbles*

- "I was just kidding, Zeus, please don't smite me."

Leo:
- "What can I say? The ladies love Leo."

- "Well, 'the ladies' better step off."

- helping him in Bunker 9

- having a sign that says "It has been _ days since our last fire-related incident."

- "We were up to 30, but now we have to start all over."

- bear hugs

- he's your personal heater

Percy:
- "We're like Ariel and Eric, but I'm Eric."

- going to the beach all the time

- underwater kisses

- because he's a dork

- sparring

- Sally loving you

- and embarrassing the crap out of him

- fully prepared to be the best big sister Estelle could ever ask for

- he's so cheesy it's ridiculous

- "Is Piper coming or will I be a third wheel to you and your boyfriend all night?"

Tyson:
- "Okay, I love you and your hugs, but you're breaking my ribs."

- going on double dates with Percy and Annabeth

- he's so cute????

- and cuddly???

- the entire camp loving your relationship

- even Aphrodite checking up on you every so often

- "Tyson, no."

- Poseidon wanting to meet you after Tyson talks about you in the forges 24/7

- the height difference

Sherlock

Jim:
- "Are you officially dead or alive today?"

- asking "How many people died?" every time you see him

- he could call you at literally any time of the day when he's gone

- because he calls you whenever he gets a free moment

- "My life is The Godfather but British."

- "Not necessarily. There hasn't been a wedding. Yet."

- him bringing you back gifts from his "business trips"

- "You obsess over Sherlock so much, you might as well be dating him at this point."

John:
- "Are you gonna be with your boyfriend tonight or can we have dinner?"

- helping with cases when he and Sherlock are stumped

- Sherlock thinking you'll be just another girl that comes and goes

- but then he sees that you're actually intelligent and tells John that if he screws it up he'll kill him

- Mrs. Hudson loving you

- comforting him over the phone on the occasions that he has a nightmare

Sherlock:
- "I'm not even gonna ask why there's a hand in the fridge."

- going on cases with him

- John being amazed every time you have a "moment"

- making an effort with Mycroft

- which Sherlock complains about

- his parents love you

- and his mom shows you baby pictures

- and tells you embarrassing stories

- him calling you "darling"

Stranger Things

Dustin:
- "I really miss your cat."

- "I knew it! You like Mews more than me."

- the entire rest of the friend group teasing you

- him getting advice from Steve

- going to the dance together

- "Mom, Y/N and I are gonna be late!"

- "But you look so cute!"

- "Steve's waiting outside!"

- slow dancing is super awkward

- but you wouldn't change the night for the world

Johnathan:
- "Take a picture, Byers; it'll last longer."

- Joyce loves you

- so you end up babysitting Will together a lot

- Will telling him "Y/N is way cooler than you." jokingly

- and him replying, "I know."

- singing along to the radio really loudly in the car

- talking about the future

- being best friends with Nancy

- holding hands a lot

- taking pictures with his camera

- and they're mostly of him

Lucas:
- "You're totally tubular, Y/N."

- "That sounds more like a dumb Valentine card than a compliment, but thanks."

- his sister teasing him

- "Ooo Luke's got a girlfriend!"

- "Shut up!"

- "Well, I mean, you do."

- stealing his bandana

- Dustin teasing him all the time

- his mom adoring you

- and, of course, embarrassing him

Mike:
- "Alright, paladin, we playin' D&D or what?"

- Nancy teasing him but also giving him advice

- awkward hand holding

- but as time goes on you get more comfortable

- no one could tell you were dating at first

- because you both acted literally the same around each other

- and of course all your friends freaked out when they found out

- and then they immediately began teasing you

- cute compliments that make you blush every so often

Steve:
- "Your hair is higher than a stoner."

- driving around aimlessly after school

- babysitting the kids

- helping him with homework

- "If you can face the demogorgon, you can do this math problem."

- he surprisingly likes bear hugs

- and he's actually nervous when he wants to be romantic

- 'cause he doesn't wanna screw it up

- getting tangled up with all the Upside Down stuff

Will:
- "You're more protective than my mom."

- "That's literally impossible."

- "Not for you."

- you were fully prepared to go into the Upside Down to find him

- you were also planning to punch the demogorgon square in the face, if it even has one

- constantly asking him if he's okay and shoving everyone out of the way when he has an episode

- going with him to the dance and you're finally not worrying over him anymore

- which he's happy about

Supernatural

Cas:
- "Cas, no."

- trying to explain human things to him

- calling him various angel-related nicknames

- which confuses him

- Dean giving him bad advice on purpose

- and you reprimanding both of them when it goes south

- meanwhile Sam laughs in the background

Dean:
- "Can we go five minutes without the world ending?"

- singing really loudly in the car

- buying pie every time you go to the store

- him teaching you self defense so he feels better about leaving you alone

- getting lost in his eyes because w o w they're so green and pretty

- calling him "Blue Steel" and "Casanova"
frequently

- for example: "Wipe that smirk off your face, Casanova."

- being best friends with Sam

Sam:
- "If your hair gets any longer I'm gonna start calling you Chewbacca."

- Dean pretending to be disgusted whenever you have a "moment"

- the longest hugs

- "While the idea of having a werewolf for a boyfriend is cool in theory, I'd rather not, so be careful, okay?"

- you and Dean making disgusted faces at his "healthy food"

- stealing his flannels

- "You spend way too much time with Dean."

Twenty One Pilots

Josh:
- "Your hair is gonna fall out, drummer boy."

- picking his new hair color every time he gets it done

- him being adorable basically constantly

- "Teach me how to drum."

- you honestly might as well be dating Tyler, too because you're around him so much

- hanging out with Jenna when he and Tyler are doing stuff for the band

- or just generally being stupid

- crying every time he's with children because he's a child and it's so cute

Tyler:
- "Everyone knows I'm a cover up for you and Josh, just admit it."

- going on tour with him

- and posting a lot of pictures and snaps of him

- which the fans are thankful for because he never does

- "What cryptic torture are you putting your fanbase through today?"

- getting to hear the new songs before they're even out yet

- being best friends with Mark and Josh

- basically babysitting whenever Josh is around

White Collar

Neal:
- "Could you do me a favor and not die today?"

- "No promises."

- "Fine, but if you die, I'm gonna elope with Mozzie."

- trying to figure out if he's lying or not when he talks about work

- and whether he's doing something illegal or not

- him cooking for you

- being best friends with Mozzie

- and Peter and Jones and Diana

- and El, obviously

- Peter saying you're good for him because you distract enough to keep him out of trouble