McDonald's

Long Hill Rd

Groton, Connecticut

African American Man: Cousin!

Breanca96: Oh no! No! Sir, I am not your cousin!

African American Man: This is your Uncle Pete from Tennessee!

Breanca96: How many times must I say this? I have no family in Tennessee!

African American Man: Give your uncle a hug!

Breanca96: *whacks the Tennessee man with a cartoon mallet* What is even going on anymore?

African American Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Breanca96: *drinks her vanilla shake and eats her 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce*

This story was written on Wednesday, June 21st, 2023.

A/N This bizarre situation keeps happening! 👀 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.