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I'm sure a lot of you know that I have a big fat fetish. (No pun intended). So I thought, "why not make a writing contest where I can see all of you authors write a one shot about Fat Beatles!" Or as I like to call them: The Bloatles!

The rules are:

1. All entries must be only one chapter long and under 2000 words. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy long stories but I needed to make a word limit for the contest so I can have an easier time reading all the entries.

2. All you writers have until December 25th to get your entries in! (In other words, my Christmas present would be getting to read a whole lot of Beatles weight-gain or inflation fanfics! Whoopee!)

3. Of course, the primary focus of all entries are weight gain and inflation. This must happen to at least ONE member of the Beatles, you can choose which member(s) will get the fattening treatment. Or you can do it to all four. There are many different ways you can make the Beatles inflated or morbidly obese! Choose whichever you want! (Force-feeding, sucking helium, waterlogged, the three course meal gum, or plain old gluttony.)

4. Please tag my username in the story so I won't have to go searching around to see if anyone completed an entry. Also all entries will be put into a reading list.

5. Now all of you are probably asking: "What do we get for participating in the contest?" Well fellow writers, the winner will get to make a request for my WG oneshots book, OR making a cameo appearance in any of my other fanfics!

So go out and have lots of fun! And if you have any questions, feel free to COMMENT!!