John: Sheesh no wonder why America is so damn fat. You were here just ten minutes ago. 

Paul: I can't believe I'm working here. I fight for animal rights and I don't want people to eat so much meat.

But Paul, McDonalds never uses real meat. Which is also the reason why I eat at Hardees when I'm on the road.

Paul: Oh... Then it's okay.

John: George? Have you been eating on the job?

George: What makes you say that?

John: Oh I don't know maybe it's because I'm ROLLING YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!! I really thought you knew better after Locked In.

Ringo gets scared by Happy. "WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS TO MAKE THIS THE NEW MASCOT??!!!"