People wrote them as heroes, so I decided to write them as the bad guys this time.

What would be their evil alter-egos?

John would be known and feared as Mass Confuser. He has psychedelic laser vision which causes people to think they're walruses or eggmen.

Paul would be Pretty Paulie. His makeup can turn into weapons like chainsaws or revolvers in case of emergencies.

George would be Bottomless Stomach. His stomach acid is so strong it can digest anything, even diamond!

Ringo would be Starr Kraken. He can brainwash any marine animal into doing his dirty work.

What would be their goals?

John wants to create the world's largest acid trip and drug everything.

Paul wants to run his own mascara line unopposed, so he'll make other brands look bad. And steal lots of money from gullible customers.

George wants to have all the world's food for himself and starve everyone else.

Ringo wants to be the head of a mass octopus uprising and take over Earth.