Note: I have nothing against Beatles slashfics, except maybe Starrison... What? I just don't find it as believable as the others. (Though to be honest all slash parings are more believable than being with an OC.) But being in the 60s with all the homophobic crap, I'm pretty sure the Beatles wouldn't find it amusing that people ship them together.

John: OH GOD!!! WHY DO THESE GIRL FANTASIZE ABOUT ILLEGAL ACTS?!!

Paul: Umm... You DO realize we weren't being serious about all the gay jokes we made about ourselves.

George: EEEEWWWW!! WE HAVE WIVES YOU KNOW!!

Ringo: I think you're just overreacting. Some are actually pretty de... M-Preg? I don't like the sound of that.