Sgt. Mario Pepper:

Paul: Funny story. But what's a Mario?

He's the main character of the world's best-selling videogame.

John: Cool, but I have no clue what a videogame is. Care to enlighten me on it?

No Problem. A videogame is *Insert details about Videogame history here* and even now in 2016 ga...

George: 2016???!!!! WE GO TO THE FUTURE???!!!!!

Yeah, 49 years to be exact according to the story.

Paul: That means the people travel in flying cars right?!

Uh... We haven't got the technology for that yet.

Paul: Aw. What about life on other planets? Were the aliens friendly?

NASA is still looking for aliens. So far, no luck since Earth is the only planet so far that can support life. But we DO have something from Star Trek.

Ringo: REALLY??!!! Is it those cool transportation beams?

Uh, no.

George: Oh, how 'bout those phaser guns?

... Not those either.

John: Then what?

It's the doors that open once you walk in front of them.

John:... That's it?!

Yeah, and since we've gone way off topic why don't you guys take a look at another one I wrote.

Locked In

John: *Snickers* I never thought I'd see the day George actually gains weight.

Ringo: Yeah, Bloaty George and Puffy Paul. *Chuckles*

Paul: Aw shut up!!

John: Fat bottomed Beatles. That's what you guys were.

Then both he and Ringo started laughing so hard they fell over.

George: *Groans* NEXT STORY!!

Never A Dull Picture

John: This one's a riot. But in all honesty Brian would have killed us if we acted like that.

Paul: I however think this story has an inaccurate portrayal of me. I wasn't doing me hair in any of the chapters.

Yeah sorry 'bout that. 

With the Beatots

Ringo: Awwww. This was such a cute little one-shot. Will there be any more?

Probably. But I haven't really got any views or anything from any readers and I'm still trying to come up with some other ideas for the Beatots' misadventures. 

Anyways, please tell me your thoughts on any of the stories if you happen to have read them. And where did this pale colored wall come from?

John: Long story short, Paul and George tried to get back at us and...

Lemme guess, they failed?

Ringo: Yep.