George: I don't care if the pasta looks weird I'm still eating it

George, creepypastas are internet horror stories. 

A close encounter with Tails Doll

John: WITH LUCK I LANDED ON THE GROUND?!!! OH MY GAWD THAT'S PRICELESS!!!!

Paul: *PPFFFFTTTT* He indented in the middle of classroom. So now it's assroom.

George: A doll. A freaking doll. Am I supposed to be scared yet?

Ringo: For a horror story, it sure lacks the creepiness.

Sonic.EXE

John: Hyper realistic? What's that supposed to mean.

Paul: This story more gross than scary.

George: blood, bloody blood blood. This is all the story is.

Ringo: I was actually worried this was going to be scary after looking at some of the artwork. This was a huge letdown.

BEN Drowned

John: Pretty erie. But not enough to scare the pants off me.

Paul: So was this a hack, or is this supposed to be another interpretation of Majora's Mask?

George: Can we have some actual pasta now? All this boredom is making me hungry.

Ringo: I don't get this.

MARIO

John: The pasta itself is nothing compared to the freaking image that goes with it.

Paul: But I still don't get it, what did Mario do that he had to die for?

George couldn't say anything because he was eating 50 pounds of lasagna.

Ringo: There's a fangame. Can I play it?

I saw Paul (A Beatles Creepypasta)

John: Why would I kill Paul for no reason? Why would anyone record it happening? And what's a DVD?

Paul: So apparently I'm alive until some guy sees me dieing on a freaking DVD? That was a stupid twist!

George: SO once I walk in, I get killed for no reason? LAME!!

Ringo: Normally I would say why wasn't I in this, but I'm glad the author omitted me from this piece of crap he calls *Horror*.

NES Godzilla Chapter 1

John: Pretty slow start, but I'm intrigued at the new monster.

Paul: This story is split into chapters? I hope it's not all just a bunch of cheap jump-scares.

George: Does anyone else think that the giant calamari looks delicious?

Ringo: I think this looks like a good start.

Chapter 2

John: OH GOD THAT THING WAS HIDEOUS!!!! I hope to GOD that would be the only time we'll see it.

Chapter 4

Paul: So all the monsters are being replaced by these... Things? Though admittingly Face is kinda cute.

Chapter 5

George: All this weird imagery is taking place. I actually starting to get frightened.

Chapter 8

Ringo: RED!!!! YOU MONSTER!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO AN INNOCENT PERSON??!!!!