One guy in my class calls him "He Who Must Not Be Named" (Though I wouldn't be surprised if he did turn out to be Voldemort) But in this chapter, he will only be referred to as Drumpf.

John would constantly remind Drumpf of all the promises he made during the election that still haven't fallen through. "Hey Dolan Drumpf! Remember when you said that the Mexicans were going to pay for the wall, or should I say FENCE? Because you're getting the American Idiots to do that now! Also how about when you said you'd drain the swamp, well I think you clogged it up more, also what about that one catchphrase all your supporters said during your rallies about Hilary? Well you certainly went easy on her."

Paul would be enraged at the fact that Drumpf denies climate change and plans to keep coal mining despite the fact that people now have more eco friendly ways to get energy and that coal won't last forever and that it produces so much CO2 into the air and destroys the ozone and melts the ice caps AND RAISES THE TEMPERATURE OF THE PLANET, BLEACHING THE CORAL REEFS, DESTROYING ANY NATURAL HABITATS FOR MARINE ANIMALS, CAUSING MORE FOREST FIRES, MESSING UP THE CLIMATE AND INCREASING THE CHANCES OF SKIN CANCER WITH ALL THE UV RAYS ENTERING OUR ATMOSPHERE A.......... Sorry about that. Anyways, he'll also be mad about Drumpf's blatant lies as well. "You idiot!! Do you realize that there is video footage of what you did on YouTube?! Just admit that you lied and really haven't been wire tapped! (Or as Drumpf spells it: Wiretappped)

George would be enraged at the bigotry that Drumpf's been spreading to everyone and would be scared of the fact that he now has nuclear weapons in his hands and might use it on anyone. "Hey!! Stop spreading a bunch of racist, homophobic, sexist, anti-Semitic and discriminative lies to everyone!! You're even worse than George W. Bush!!... At least that guy could take a joke about himself!"

Ringo would be mad at Drumpf's blind followers more than the man himself, mostly because they believed his lies and have become really bigoted like him. "Don't you realize what you're saying?! You Americans are all bigots!! God, everything the government touches turns to crap alright."