AKA the most biased and idiotic network on TV. Should it even be considered as a news channel nowadays? Well anyways, after reacting to how painfully obvious the people on the channel are lenient towards the Conservative party, I decided to make this chapter.

Fox News: You see this attack right there? This is proof that terrorism is taking over our country!

John: But wasn't that shoot out from a white supremacist who killed a bunch of unarmed civilians?

Fox News: Shut up!

Fox News: We have more footage of this dangerous protest group trying to take down the government!

Paul: Um... Why are you using footage from an old fifties sketch show? And one that's obviously fake. I mean, look at the fashion differences between what people wear now and what's worn there.

Fox News: You biased liberal supporter! Get out of here!

Fox News: Now for our top story. Clinton's E-mail scandal!

George: That's all you've been talking about today. And besides, the cops have seen the E-mails and they're barely anything worth talking about.

Fox News: Are you insulting our fair and balanced news channel?!

George: Screw you guys. I'm going to the cafeteria. Get myself some Indian food.

Fox News: Terrorism apologist!

Ringo: I hate Fox News because they obviously favor the conservatives more than anything. They never criticize both sides, it's always the left wing that they seem to hate. They blame every attack on terrorism, even if the attacker was someone who had nothing to do with any terrorist organization. They say racist comments at times. They never shut up about the f#%#ing E-mail thing! They say they're fair and unbiased but they're not. And not to mention the anchors there say some of the dumbest things I've ever heard!

Random guy 1: You just have a liberal bias!

Random guy 2: Do a rant on CNN or I'll assume you're just a liberal supporter!

Random guy 3: The Liberal media has brainwashed you!

Random guy 4: You're just saying that because you're denying the truth!

Ringo: *Facepalms*