John: AW COME ON!! First we got periods now we somehow get pregnant! How would that even be possible?

A top secret government experiment was launched to see the effects men will have by having wombs with egg cells in them and then the eggs will be fertilized and they will test if men can also give birth.

John:...

Or just the aftermath of a drunk foursome. Anyroad,

How will the Beatles react to the announcement?

John: When this is over I'm telling the author to stop doing all this crazy crap to us!

This'll probably be the only M-Preg thing I'll do, but I'll still make you guys fat so don't worry.

John: I hate you.

Paul: WHA??!!! BUT... HOW???!!! JUST HOW??!!

George: *groans* I really don't want to know how it will come out.

Ringo: ZAK!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER!!! Wait, you're talking about Maureen right?

Now let's skip ahead by about five months.

John would be super annoyed that he couldn't drink or smoke, oh and that he looked bloated. "Ugh, now I know how Cynthia felt. I mean, no offence kid, but you're making me look like I ate a beach-ball."

Paul would have a hard time explaining this to the press. "But HOW did you get pregnant?" "I'm still asking that question meself. I guess Linda was the one who made the deposit."

George would use his child's nutrient level as an excuse to be a glutton. "I need all this food. I... uh... have a weak umbilical cord."

Ringo would feel rather awkward at first but will get used to it. He also accepts tummy-rubs by anyone. "It's the only benefit out of all this really."

LABOR TIME!!!

John would be shouting and swearing like a madman. "OH MY *Insert several swear words here* GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN MY PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Paul would be too confused about how the baby will come out that he forgot that he was in terrible pain. "If I have no womb, how wi... oh right. AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

George would eat anything in sight, edible or not. "I DON'T CARE THAT I ATE ALL MY FURNITURE I'M IN LABOR DAMMIT!!!!!"

Ringo would go numb but will ask the doctors about any facts about pregnancy. "Wait, placentas are edible and served as delicacies in some restaurants?...... Ew."

Welcome to the world new Beatots! How will the Beatles great their newest family members?

You had a boy John!

John: I went through so much hell for ya, but it was worth it. I think I'll call you Sean.

You had twins Paul!

Paul: Normally I would be annoyed at how much pain I had to sit through, BUT YOU TWO ARE TOO ADORABLE TO BE MAD AT!!!! The boy will be named James (After me) and his sister is now known as Mary (After me mom)."

You also had a b... Dhani? What kind of a name is that?

George: I just took the music notes Dha and Ni and fused them into a name. Or something like that.

You had a girl Ringo!

Ringo: Aww, it's also kinda funny that I was pregnant at the same time as Maureen. Anyways, I'll name her Lee.