If the Beatles were a fat group.

Paul: "Didn't you already write this?"

That chapter was about how you would react to weight-gain, this one is about if you guys were always big boys.

Paul: "Oh my god! What is with you and WG?! And why is it always on us?!"

Someone has not read Blue Davy. But in all seriousness, I just think chubby is cute.

Paul: "One of these days I'm going to kill this idiot. What kind of person would force me, beautiful Paul McCartney, to become a colossal fata**?"

Now for the actual chapter. It's based on this thought I had in the middle of the night. Now back in 1964 when the Beatles were huge they were also being exposed to much better food than what they used to have which caused them to start packing on some pounds. This show what I think would have happened if the Beatles kept gaining.

John would still give off snidely remarks to the press, but this time about something other than their hair. "Do you plan on losing any weight while you're here? "Nope." "No thanks." "I had a workout yesterday."

The Beatles would also probably had to give out cuddle sessions with their fans. And Paul would be the one girls would go to the most as he was the most *chipmunk-like*. "How are you so adorable?" "I guess it's in the genes."

Once the Beatles had landed in the US, they would be introduced to the American fast-food chains, which George would proffer his love for. "I've just tried out all the menu options and I must say, a McDonald's restaurant should really open up in England at some point."

Ringo would introduce a new sound for the group during a recording session, and he would use it whenever he couldn't have any access to actual drums for some odd reason.. "Hey John, do you think we can use this on our new album? *drums on his belly*."

This should be the last WG related thing I'll do in this fanfic (Then again maybe not). If you have any  scenarios of your own for the Fat Beatles be sure to share them by posting in the comments. And Paul, what are you doing with that ha-

Paul: "BANG BANG MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR HEAD!!!

Gotta run!!

Paul: "This is for all those times you forced me to lose be beautiful slim physique!!"