John: First jazz now we sing opera? We're really delving into all the music genres here aren't we?

George: Well as long as no one requests us as rappers I'm cool with this.

Time for another requested chapter! And this time the Beatles are all fat opera stars! They decided to check out other concerts and decided to mess about in the studio by imitating opera stars. ENJOY!!!

John's suit could barely hold his new flabby form, so whenever he needed a big breath for a really high note often a button or two would pop. But he didn't mind, he got to be as loud as he wanted without trying to rasp up his vocals to get that rock and roll edge. "Check me out GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!! Aw damn, there goes my last button."

Paul would have the biggest bottom of the bunch and would have the most range in his vocals, but he did get irritated about not being able to wear his favourite collarless suit without tearing it up. "I never thought this day would come where we got to be classy upscale singers, but I'm still a rock and roller at heart and I just feel naked without my bass."

George wouldn't enjoy himself too much, mostly because he couldn't play any instruments as he sung but kept his mouth shut (except when he sang) nice he got to have all sorts of delicious treats afterwards. "What do you mean I can't play my guitar onstage? I can't just leave Rocky out there to collect dust! Wait I get a free buffet table after the show? Well I guess he can wait."

Ringo would have the deepest voice and the biggest belly, he'd hit all those low notes with ease and be a star at bass. (Not the guitar) and would be able to play a mean belly. "I might not have my drums onstage, but at least I can still drum my tummy."