George: That would have been possible if Yoko never entered the picture.

John: George! It's not her fault! 

Paul: As much as I despise her singing, she really doesn't deserve the blame for our breakup. That goes to Alan Klein, who I'll fire tomorrow.

George: I guess. But promise me she'll never be in the studio again.

John: Done.

Paul: Uh John, not to be rude or anything but what possessed you to make that moaning sound at the end of Cold Turkey?

John: What possessed you to write the lines *Body gun* and *Sweet banana* in Hi Hi Hi?

George: I think we should shoot more music videos. Specifically for my songs.

Ringo: Well Paul was thinking of directing another movie to promote our next album but this time it'll be less trippy.