John would become Ringo and Paul would become George.

John would attempt to play drums while Ringo ends up breaking a guitar by mistake.

"Uh,John? Is this guitar valuable?"

"What gui.... MY BABY!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!"

George would keep stuffing himself despite Paul complaints.

"GEORGE HARRISON!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOUR BODY CAN TAKE IN LARGE AMOUNTS OF CALORIES DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE WITH YOUR BRAIN CAN!!!!!!"

"But wasn't your butt always this big?"

"... Yeah... BUT EVEN STILL!!!"