I honestly don't know how to react if I found out that Paul or Ringo just went on Wattpad one day and discovered my fanfics.

John: What's your name love?

You-You-You from Wattpad.

John: That's just your username though.

Can't tell you my real name, call me weird but I still go by those internet safety rules I was taught as a child.

John: ... Alright. And another thing, WHAT IS WITH YOU WANTING TO INFLATE US??!!!

Really, you have no problem that there are fanfics out there that portray you as high school students, with different jobs, in modern day, vampires, werewolves, time travelers, Wizards, strippers and gang members. But making you morbidly obese is weird? But in all seriousness I have got a bit of a fat fetish.

Paul: I could tell by your nickname. Why did you choose Bloatles?

I had to choose between, that, Blimpy-Beatles, Joj-Stuffer, DiaBealtes, Sgt Fatter-

George: Alright we get!! We're apparently attractive to you when having diabetes, which we never get for some reason.

If people can write Vampire Beatles walking around in daylight why should that stop me from writing 400 pound Beatles not suffering from health issues?

Ringo: Why am I always the butt of every joke?

Do you not remember Help?

Ringo: ... That was just a movie, most fanfics take place in real life y'know? And could you please not make so many weight-gain fics?

Let me think.... Nah! In fact, I think I do some sort of comment section challenge now. Based on something I saw on some forum which I'll post in the comments section if you want to check it out.

Post comments for making up album or song names for the Bloatles. Examples include:

Please Feed Me

Blubber Soul

Flabby Road

I want you (They're so heavy)

I want to hold your ham

She got stuck in the bathroom window

Ect.