Just to avoid confusion, I will refer to the Stevie Riks parodies as the Not-Beatles.

John: So not-me, how's Yoko?

Not-John: Well she cooks rice all the time y'know and she won't stop screetching her head off y'know and yap-yap.

Not-Paul: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul: Ummm..... Are you feeling okay?

George: I still find it hard to believe that every time someone says Hare-Krishna some random preachers are gonna..

The random preachers enter

Not-George: *Snickers* Happens to everyone apparently.

Not-Ringo: WHAT'S MY NAME?!!! PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE!!! NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE!!!

Ringo: My nose isn't that small.

Not-Allan Williams: I WANT MY COMMISSION!!!

Not-John: Look, will you just go away already!