MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! I hope you all have a fun filled Christmas and a happy new year!! Anyways, ONTO THE CHAPTER!!!!

John would jump right onto the mall Santa's lap and list off everything on his wish list. "Okay I want a new guitar, some new guitar picks, some beautiful jewelry for my beautiful Cynthia, some toys for my son, some porno magazines filled with big boobies, my own Wattpad account, blah blah blah blah-"

Paul would try to recommend aftershave, Gillette razors to shave his beard and a membership at a gym. "Well if you want any chance to be as fabulous as me you'll need to get yourself as beautiful as I am. First shave that beard, then get into shape, how are you even able to fit into a chimney without getting stuck anyways?"

George would steal all the candy canes and Christmas cookies, then he'd mistake the beard for cotton candy and try to eat it. "Eww! Tastes like a wig! Anyways, don't expect me to leave out the cookies and milk for you, I'm eating them all! Who cares if I get on the naughty list, Halloween's a better holiday anyways!"

Ringo would be at his very best behavior and would try to get his bandmates to behave. "Come on guys! It's important that you be nice to everyone, that's what Christmas is all about, all of us getting together, talking about the good times we had this year and being together like a family. We should all get home, get together with our wives and kids and all party together at our house."