John: Hey guys! Look at what I've found!

Paul: A new line of cosmetics?

Ringo: A talking octopus?

George: Something edible?

John: Congratulations! None of you got it right! What I found was a notebook filled with a bunch of drafts for new fanfics the author will be writing!

Ringo: Are you sure we should be taking a look at this?

John: C'mon guys. What's the worst that could happen?

First Draft!

John: Well this one is based on the Magical Mystery Tour film we did. Except this time the main characters are four children who misbehave.

Paul: And we get to play the four magicians again! But this time, we sing to the kids to help them behave. I just hope the kids don't try and throw paintballs at my sweater vest again.

George: This sounds like some kind of sappy kids movie from the fifties! All it needs are talking animals and then boom! Instant rated G flick!

Ringo: I think it's a cute idea. I think we can use more cute, happy fanfics here. As well as some which people of all ages can read.

John: Yeaaah, except Wattpad isn't a site for anyone under the age of 15.

Second Draft!

John: Okay, this one is pretty much just a continuation of the Beatles Cartoon. Basically making one-shots that revolve around our songs.

Paul: You mean the one where our cartoon selves don't sound a thing like us? Why?!

George: Hey, I got a few chuckles out of watching that show. I think it might be a good idea.

Ringo: But that means I'll have to be portrayed as an idiot again! And have a big nose! My nose isn't that big!

John: Not an idiot you say? What's 2 + 2?

Ringo: Ummm.... 22?

John: ......... I stand corrected.

Third Draft!

John: This one is another Mario Bros./Beatles crossover.

Paul: So basically just a sequel to Sgt. Mario Pepper?

John: Actually no. This one involves us getting turned into toddlers and kidnapped by some guy called Kamek and then these dinosaurs called Yoshies have to save us.

George: But then it's not really a Beatles fanfic. It's more of a Yoshi's Island fanfic.

Ringo: I guess that's what happens when playing Yoshi's Woolly World while listening to Beatles songs.

Paul: I still think this would end up being a sequel to Sgt. Mario Pepper somehow.

Fourth Draft!

John: Here's one that's gonna be based on a movie.

Paul: It's Titanic, no wait! Romeo and Juliet! Oh! Or maybe even The Great Gatsby!

John: No no and no.

Ringo: Forrest Gump?

John: Not that either.

George: I'll take a wild guess here. Umm.... Princess Bride?

John: Not even close, it's gonna be based on that early 80s film Videodrome.

Ringo: Y-y-y-you mean that film where a man's head explodes?

John: No that was Scanners. Same director, different movie. This one has exploding tumors! And a stomach V-word that acts like a VHS player. And a guy being seduced by a TV.

Paul: That's disgusting!! I know people will make fanfics based on movies, but why did the author choose this one?! She could have gone with something romantic but noooo, she had to pick a body horror film!

George: Could have been worse. She might have chosen The Thing.

Fifth Draft!

Ringo: Alright, we'll read one more draft. I think the author might barge in at any moment.

John: Hey no worries Ringo. She won't be here for hours! Alright, this one is....... A Lennison force feeding weight gain fic? What sort of drugs is this bird on?!

Me: None thank you very much! And it was either that or writing a McStarr vore fic.

Ringo: Eek! It's the author! Run for the hills!

Paul: You've already written two fanfic where we all become morbidly obese! Not to mention a few one-shots, drew us as fat or inflated and had that contest where you challenged people to write their own Beatles WG fics!

Me: Only one person entered that contest, also, I put a warning on my profile that I will write Weight Gain stories.

John: You got to chill with the WG okay? I like being able to walk thank you very much!

Me: Nope! In fact, I might give you all a stick of the three course meal gum right now for looking at my drafts without permission.

John: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Also tell me your thoughts on any of these drafts by COMMENTING!! And if you want to use a draft, be my guest.