John would teach Julian how to derp for photos. "It's easy really, just stuff your tongue into your lower lip as soon as the camera flashes." "But why is it called a derp Daddy?" "..... I think it's short for Doing Exceedingly  Ridiculous Poses."

Paul would often take Heather, Mary and James outside to play with Martha. But would make them wear plastic coverings over their clothes. "Why do we always have to wear these?" "Your clothes were very expensive and I really don't want them to get dirty." "But wouldn't it be easier to play without clothes on?" "JAMES! Don't you remember what happened last time?"

George would often get calls by Dhani's teacher about him. "Mr. Harrison, your son, Dhani has been skipping school for almost the whole month." "I know, I told him he could." George actually did ask Dhani if he wanted to skip school and go meditate, but I don't know if he actually did.

Ringo would often Zak and Jason  to theme parks and buy them a lot of toys . "Daddy, why isn't there a Beatle-Land park?" "I ask that same question myself. But there are Beatle themed games that I could get for you."