Here's a little request by @AngelSeraC !! Sorry this took so long to write, having jet lag can really mess with your head.

John was the most active in politics in real life, so he'd be your best bet at winning a court case. He'd challenge the judge at every turn and provide plenty of proof to show his client is innocent, as well as challenge the judicial system itself. "Bet ya didn't expect me to be so good at this. But now onto real matters, is it really a crime to be smoking pot when cigarettes and alcohol are perfectly legal?"

If your court case involves animal rights, Paul is your man! He'd do all he can to prove his client's innocence unless he did something really bad. "Let's see here, you put this man on trial simply for freeing calves from slaughter? Why don't you ask yourselves why you'd be willing to separate baby animals from their mothers to begin with?"

George here will do things a little differently, he'd most likely be hired by one of those millionaire celebrities due to how good he is at helping innocent poor people. If he's bribed he wouldn't even attempt to defend his client, as well as point out the class different when it comes to who gets arrested and who doesn't. "You're just letting this guy go free just because he's a famous R&B singer? I bet he bribed you too huh? Well I refuse to see him as anything but guilty for assaulting his girlfriend, stalking women who put a restraining order on him and most of all, refusing to own up to what he's done. I won't name names but I know who I'm talking about here."

Ringo would be doing the best he can to try and see some good in his client, and if he's proven guilty, he'd see him every day to teach him how to be a better person. "Alright now say it with me, I will never kill or use a gun ever again. And then tomorrow we can work on being considerate towards others."