John would just get high or cause explosions for the hell of it. "JOHN!! YOU NEARLY CAUSED THE WORLD TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!" "... Cool."

Paul would always refuse to work. "Why did we get a part time job at a nuclear waste factory anyways? I mean, this is a fanfic on Wattpad and pretty tame compared to some other ones but..."

George would protest against the nuclear waste handling. "But you work here." "... Oh yeah. I forgot."

No matter what Ringo does, something will explode. "Well, there goes the factory. Can we work at Toys'R Us now?"